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Prof: Two different students came to my office for hints, and I gave them different ones. Unfortunately, both had severe deficiencies.
Me: Hey! That's not nice!
Prof: I meant the HINTS had deficiencies! |
Dr. F. Bloom, 540 Modelling
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: February 27, 2007 |
I think I scare him
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"Terrifying" might be my top-of-the-list adjective for flying Aeroflot. There was a chicken running around the cabin. |
Dr. Denner, Russian 201
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 12, 2004 |
Aeroflot is the Russian national airline, and has quite the reputation among seasoned travellers.
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Prof: What is the meaning of "a little death"......Anyone?
Students: Dull, shuffling silence.
Prof: Why an ORGASM, of course!
Students: Embarrassed, dull, shuffling silence. |
Prof. John Smyth, Violence and Fiction
Portland State University, Portland, OR
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submitted: July 18, 2005 |
Referring to a (supposed) 19th C. metaphor
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What do you mean he looks important? I look important! I'm the one with the f*cking marker in my hand! |
Gene Paoline, Crime in America
University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
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submitted: October 21, 2003 |
After going to investigate a loud noise in the hall caused by some janitor.
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"Good teachers always make sure that the students are listening by deliberately making mistakes." |
Jeff Wilbarger, Honors Advanced Math (Pre-Calc)
Toledo Christian, Toledo, OH
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
Yeah, surre they do
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The wonderful thing about standards is that you have so many to chose from. |
Jim Huggins, Computing & Algorithms II
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: March 24, 2006 |
in reference to moral standards... one of the tangents we went off into...
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Wow, what is that? Can I show it to the class? *holds up drawing*It's a roar shark, everyone take it in. |
Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 23, 2007 |
Dr. K seeing the ink drawing of my friend Crystal in State and Local and disappearing down the rabbit hole for a minute.
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"Anyone who doesn't have a pair, follow Kenny." |
Nick Enz, Huskies Pep Band
Michigan Tech, Houghton, MI
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submitted: January 23, 2007 |
Referring to new Pep Band members for the semester obtaining their uniforms, which are a pair of suspenders, from Kenny. However, sometimes he doesn't think over what he's about to say, and we call him on it...just like we're doing right now.
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"Everyone has a favorite saint, Myself....I prefer doctors..." |
Dr. Ronald Toth, BIOS 101 - Economoic Botany
Northern Illinois University, Dekalb,, IL
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submitted: November 15, 2006 |
In reference to people praying to saints to cure illness, talking about the disease "St. Anthony's Fire."
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...My mother always used to say "John, don't get your dingus caught in the zipper" whenever I went to the bathroom, so boys now I am passing that advice along to you.... |
Mr. Burch,
Highlans Middle School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: December 14, 2006 |
random comment while discussing chemical equations
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