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Merrifield's synthesiser was different to the one the Pet shop Boys used, as this one made peptides
Dr. Fawaz Aldabbagh, Chemistry
NUI, Galway, Galway,

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"Why are you all here? Is something wrong? Is it raining outside?"
L. Wingblade, Intro to Psych
JCC, Jackson, MI

Comments? Add or View (3) submitted: December 9, 2004

Prof. Christof Koch: "So here are the responses to different pictures".
Prof. Tishby: "Are these responses from the same subject, the same neurons?"
Prof. Koch: "These are all responses from one neuron."
Prof. Tishby: "Yes, yes, but are they from the same person?"
Prof. Tali Tishby, Computational Neuroscience semina
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel

Comments? Add or View (3) submitted: June 21, 2004

This is what happens when brain scientists sit for too many years in the computer science department...

It's less Mars the bringer of war, more Mars the bringer of chocolate
Justin Hayward, S U Concert Band Rehersal
Southampton University, Southampton, Great Britain

Comments? Add or View (6) submitted: February 7, 2003

Second rehersal of Holst's Mars piece, not being played as strongly as poss

Professor: I never used to yodel, until I met my girlfriend who yodeled, and then I became a professional yodeler. Student (muttering): I can’t tell if he’s joking or not...
Ralph Barnes, Foundations in Psychology
Haverford College, Haverford, PA

Comments? Add or View (17) submitted: May 4, 2010

"...and Teddy Roosevelt employed a method of showing off our naval might, which he called Big Dick diplomacy... oh crap" *face turns bright red*
Ms. Sanchez, AP US History
, Norcross, Georgia

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: March 20, 2009

Fluids don't work in a suck, but they work really well in a push.
Daniel T. Brinker, Automation
Penn State, State College, PA

Comments? Add or View (4) submitted: May 17, 2004

Discussing pneumatic versus hydraulic cylinders.

So if in job interview, they ask you, what does it mean when shear stress on fluid is zero... if you don't know the answer they will know you are from University of Wisconsin.
Dr. Gopal Jayaraman, Fluid Mechanics
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (14) submitted: September 19, 2006

Dr. Jay's way of emphasizing how we should know that fluid velocity is zero when shear stress is zero, while making fun of Wisconsin... in a raspy indian accent too.

"The TA complains I give you too much homework. I say, give them all zeros, easier to grade"
Dr. Sengoda Ganesan, MEE 331
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, Illinois

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: March 9, 2005

So about 50 million years ago these bear like creatures said,"thats it, this tree thing sucks." And they climbed back into the ocean and gave us the flipper.
Chris Petrie, Oceanography
Brevard Community College, Titusville, FL

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