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"We call this technique the Photon Motel...Photons check in, but they don't check out."
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Dr. Saavedra, Analytical Molecular Spectroscopy
University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ
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submitted: November 8, 2003 |
Discussing classical Raman analysis.
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| Rating: 9 |
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"there are millions and millions of yellows,there are millions and millions of oranges, why in the hell did you pick that one?"
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E. Viveiros, landscape ptg.
CCAD, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: November 8, 2003 |
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"I'm bad, I'm bad. Punish me! Punish me!"
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Dr. Denner, Tolstoy or Dostoyevsky
Stetson University, Deland, Florida
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submitted: November 8, 2003 |
Said while jumping about the front of the room, giving us an example of a Dostoyevskian character's attitude.
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I suppose there could be a bitter truth to it too. Rot in your grave, Aristotle!
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 8, 2003 |
Her response to Aristotle's derogatory view of women.
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| Rating: 10 |
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"There's no form of the perfect human vomit." AND "Be on a vomit look-out when you read book VII."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, Hist. Ancient Philosophy
Stetson U., DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 8, 2003 |
Both during a disscussion as to whether gross things have Platonic forms.
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"As you learn your brain will get leaner and faster. Now, who did I call on again?"
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Dr. Denner, Russian 101
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 8, 2003 |
Not intentional either.
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"...it was so good that i watched the repeat [later that night]. Because I like good theatre."
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Dr. Morris, ENGL 388: Folklore in Children's Literature
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: November 8, 2003 |
Talking about WWE wrestling. Believe it or not he's writing an opera on the subject.
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So Ionic bonding is like the hard core punk rock music..*sings* all your electrons are mine, we will own you. And Covalent bonds are like hippie folk music..."ok, lets all get together and be one with the electrons. And Nuclear bonding is like rap music. "Yo yo. We's nuklee-R don't make us go critical on y'all.
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Chris Petrie, General Chemistry I
Brevard Community College, Titusville, FL
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submitted: November 7, 2003 |
He was trying to relate the definitions of each type of bonding to something we could relate to.
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| Rating: 10 |
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The best definition of Ionic bonding is "all your electrons are belong to us."
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Chris Petrie, General Chemistry I
Brevard Community College, Titusville, FL
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submitted: November 7, 2003 |
| Rating: 10 |
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It is amino world without chemists.
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Professor Glaztoher, Organic Chemistry
University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK
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submitted: November 7, 2003 |
amino (a mean ol')
Great professor
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There was a square root of six in there. It irked me.
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Howard Whitston, Calculus 141
Albion College, Albion, MI
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submitted: November 7, 2003 |
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"Yeah, I bet you felt an intimate impulse. That wasn't god talking friend."
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Joel Slotkin, IHUM 55: Literature of Crisis
Stanford University, Stanford, CA
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submitted: November 7, 2003 |
Discussing why Samson chose to marry who he did.
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| Rating: 7 |
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"Noddy and Big Ears's Adventure in Group-Theory-Land"
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J. H. P. Dawes, Local and Global Bifurcations
Cambridge University, Cambridge, UK
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submitted: November 7, 2003 |
On the brief survey of the basic group theory required for the next part of the course.
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"So the Russian revolution-"
A huge clap of thunder echoes from outside.
"Is that a sign, God?"
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Dr. Tscheschlok, HIST-1020 World History II
Auburn University, Auburn, AL
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submitted: November 6, 2003 |
| Rating: 8 |
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I thought I dressed pretty snappy today. The scarf, the shirt (I like the blue), and my shoes... well I got two pair. They don't wear out.
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Paul Jesilow, Writing 194w
UCI, Irvine, Ca
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submitted: November 6, 2003 |
Jesilow has been in a wheelchair for 38 years with has no use of his legs and was making conversation on his choice of chappeau for the day.
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Now, what should we do with it? Well, it's always dangerous to ask students what we should do with it.
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Dr. Erich Friedman, MS301, Real Analysis
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 6, 2003 |
Mid-proof. The answer he was *looking* for had something to do with the definition of a derivative.
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Is there a Jello channel? There should be.
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Dr. Erich Friedman, MS301, Real Analysis
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 6, 2003 |
I don't remember what this was related to. It might even have been math.
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They aren't students, they're almost real people!
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Dr. Hari Pulapaka, MS385, Ind. Study Graph Theory
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 6, 2003 |
On his independent study group, when the department secretary asked if his students were allowed into his office before he got there...
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Avogadro said that equal volumes of gases at same conditions of temperature and pressure contain the same number of molecules. Of course, he said it in Italian.
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Prof. Michael R. Abraham, Chemistry 1315
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: November 5, 2003 |
Generated laughs from the few students actually paying attention to the lecture.
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Someday I'd like to research the representation of ferrets in Nineteenth-Century lesbian literature.
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Janson Jones, Principles of English Composition
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: November 5, 2003 |
Apparently a variation on a running joke in the English department here (the representation of ferrets in various things.)
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| Rating: 10 |
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"Hopefully you can remember the statue of David, by Michealangello... and not simply the nudity"
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Dr. David L. Matson, Humanities
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: November 5, 2003 |
Amazing how much art many times can be mistaken for 'adult viewing materials'
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"I need a woman!"
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Mr. Chris Bolhuis, Geology
Hudsonville High School, Hudsonville, MI
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submitted: November 5, 2003 |
Good thing his wife wasn't visiting that day
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| Rating: 10 |
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"Now, class you will lean an Italian word, Italian is fun"
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Dr. David L. Matson, Humanities
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: November 5, 2003 |
Great, a class about art turning into Italian 101
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When metal is heated until it gets glowing red it's REALLY hot.
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K. E. Rydberg, Fluid Power Systems
University of Linkoping, Linkoping, Sweden
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submitted: November 5, 2003 |
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This is slide three. I'm already depressed.
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Janet Monge, Anthro209: Human Evolution
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA
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submitted: November 5, 2003 |
There were 184 slides.
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