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"I was going to return your assignments, but I left them on a Volcano"
Professor David Corne, Operating Systems Reading University Computer Science Dept, 200, Reading, England
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: September 10, 2008
Apparently He'd taken them with him to a conference in Hawaii and lost them on a daytrip.
Rating: 8.5

No man should ever show that much sock
Michael Danti, Lost Languages and Decipherment. Boston University, Boston, MA
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: September 10, 2008
Rating: 9

So, the integral of f(x)dx=Blah. That means d/dx(Blha)=F(x)...I can't spell blah.
Max Forester, MATH 2423: Calc II University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: September 13, 2008
Rating: unrated

"And what about...Moby DICK?!"
Heidi Kunz, English 209 - The Romantics Randolph College, Lynchburg, VA
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: September 13, 2008
We were discussing the male-centric focus of the book, particularly the part about the men squeezing the sperm and getting intense pleasure out of it; I was relieved that I wasn't the only one who saw the suggestiveness of that situation. :) I doubt they actually used the word "dick" in those times to mean the male organ, but she did make some good points in the lecture.
Rating: 1

Everything goes to hell after the separation point.
Brad King, Advanced Fluid Mechanics Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: September 19, 2008
Referring to fluid flow over solid bodies.
Rating: unrated

"They cut your Achilles's tendon, and down you go. Now you're fertilizer for next year's crop."
Dr. Mike Salamone, INTA 4011 Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: September 26, 2008
In reference to the Battle of Agincourt.
Rating: 8

Dr. fiddles with PC behind podium - he Jumps up from behind podium shouting: "BOO! ..." (Awkward silence) "OK, maybe that wasn't a good idea.'
Dr. Meringer, HIST 102 SUNY Fredonia, Fredonia, NY
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: September 28, 2008
No, no it wasn't. But it sure was funny as hell.
Rating: 8

The English weather is like Iraq: partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.
Dr Ghil`ad Zuckermann, Israeli Linguistics University of Cambridge, Cambridge, UK
Comments? Add or View (1)	submitted: September 29, 2008
Rating: 9.13043

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