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Yeah so they are testing professional athletes for drugs now....just let me say I tested them all in the 60's and they are all great. With that said have a good Spring Break.
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Dave Pray, Engineering Statistics
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: July 4, 2005 |
This was an exam day, when he came into class he told us it was now going to be a take home due the following monday, because he didn't feel like grading them that weekend. He then said this quote and just walked out 3 minutes into class. Pray is awesome, and it sucks that he retired.
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In case you are anxious for your exam, I have a tip for you to help you stay awake. Go ride your bicycle instead of studying. Whatever vigorous activity you prefer. And if you are not the physical type, there is amonia you can buy. You soak a rag with the amonia and then cover your face with it in the morning, you will not fall asleep during my exam.
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Lebedev, Calculus 3
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, GA
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submitted: July 1, 2005 |
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Student: The only thing I remember about my [200-level] linear algebra course is that the book sucked but the TA was cute.
Prof: One outta two ain't bad.
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Dr. John Beachy, 620 Topics in Algebra: Commutative Rings
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: June 30, 2005 |
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See, calculus is really easy...just don't tell anyone whos not in this class that it is. We want them to think it's hard and that we're suffering in here..to scare them away. Otherwise, everyone would be taking calculus and going into math if they knew how easy it was, and then we, as mathematicians, wouldn't look smarter than everyone else.
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Richard Little, Calc 2
Baldwin Wallace, Berea,
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submitted: June 29, 2005 |
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Ok, well I've had enough chemistry for today. It's time for my bagel and coffee.
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Joe Gorse, Gen Chem 2
Baldwin Wallace, Berea, OH
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submitted: June 29, 2005 |
Said almost everyday in class. Class ended at 10:40, but we were out by 10 on most days...just so he could go eat his bagel
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If you don't like a part of the language, take it up with our angel on the fifth floor. He probably won't listen to you since he's smarter than you and has heard your complaint before, but at least I won't be bothered by you any more.
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Yurttas, CPSC 332, Programming Language Design
Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
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submitted: June 28, 2005 |
Bjarne Stroustrup works on the fifth floor of the CS building.
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We all know the difference between "regular" and "friend" functions already. It's just like real life: we let friends touch our private members, but if just anyone tries to touch them, we throw things. In this case, it would be compiler errors, but in the real world it's things like bricks.
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Yurttas,
Texas A&M University, College Station, Tx
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submitted: June 28, 2005 |
C++ "friend" functions and a quirky sense of humor are a dangerous combination.
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I was teaching the other profs class while he went to Mexico. I asked them to calculate the velocity of a falling ball and they told me they needed a ball and a stopwatch....
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Ed Meyer, General Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
The other prof teaches a workshop class.....
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You guys have unique ways of copying homework that I've never seen before
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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One of your neutrons decides to turn into a proton..probably from a sex change operation...we always knew about Jake!
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
he named his particles...Jake was the proton..elwood the electron
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Theres more in here than there were yesterday, you guys are like coat hangers
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
no one was coming to class...until one day...
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This is called something naughty..a two body vibrator
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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Sorry I'm late, I got into a fight with the xerox machine
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I do..but thats because I know everything
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Prof Jovanovski, Philosophy
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I wish I had me as a teacher
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Prof Jovanovski, Philosophy
Baldwin Wallace College, Berea, OH
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I can see the happiness in your faces, and it just warms me...
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David Calvis, Differential Equations
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I am trying to find a way to package together the facts that I didn't grade your tests, and I didn't even think about grading your tests..
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David Calvis, Differential Equations
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I see you are all still talking to me and coming to class after that test on Thursday
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David Calvis, Differential Equations
Baldwin Wallace College, Berea, OH
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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This has other names, but some of them are not fit for family entertainment
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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So, when you guys are done playing with your pendulums, let me know
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
Baldwin-Wallace College, Berea, OH
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
after a pendulum lab
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Let's do it, let's stick it in and see what happens
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Ed Meyer, Theoretical Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
when trying to solve problems using random numbers
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I told her....if you'd just come to class, you wouldn't need a tutor. I think she told me she needed a tutor just so she could look like she was trying to learn.
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Ed Meyer, Frontiers of Physics
Baldwin Wallace College, Berea, OH
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I think I believe the proof in my notes.
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John Beachy, 620, Topics in Algebra: Commutative Rings
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: June 22, 2005 |
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Coca-Cola is an embottlement of desire.
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Dr. Ault,
University of Florida, Gainesville, FL
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submitted: June 22, 2005 |
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Well in those days, they didn't have much to do so incest was quite an acceptable sport.
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Peter Hughes, On Narrative - Introduction to English Literature
University of Zurich, Zurich, Switzerland
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submitted: June 21, 2005 |
Sounds horrific but in context, it was hilarious.
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