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"It is like ping pong, you try at first and the balls are all over the place."
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Yuri Tschinkel, MATH180
University of IL at Chicago, Chicago, IL
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submitted: September 7, 2003 |
First day of derivatives. K thx.
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"Even if you want world peace, then you'll probably want...solar peace."
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Professor Paul Grof, Macroeconomics
Penn State, State College, Pennsylvania
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submitted: September 7, 2003 |
Regarding how humans have unlimited and unfulfillable wants, even if they are humanitarian.
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"I wanna see someone do a triple sow-cow after slamming into the other skater."
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Mr. Fox, AlgII/Trig
Bowling Green High, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 7, 2003 |
Explaining how there needs to be more contact sports
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...and of course, four pi times eight equals 100.
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Keith Ruddick, IT Physics 2503: Modern Physics Principles
University of Minnesota, Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: September 7, 2003 |
Like I said before, this guy really seems to have a thing against multiplicational accuracy.
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Is the moon sucking you up right now?
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Keith Ruddick, IT Physics 2503: Modern Physics Principles
University of Minnesota, Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: September 7, 2003 |
A response when a student asked why the moon hadn't "sucked up" any of the Earth's atmosphere.
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There's also this 14.7 psi...also known as 15...
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Keith Ruddick, IT Physics 2503: Modern Physics Principles
University of Minnesota, Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: September 7, 2003 |
Made when working with an equation concerning the ideal gas law. This guy really hates multiplication accuracy.
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"Good teachers always make sure that the students are listening by deliberately making mistakes."
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Jeff Wilbarger, Honors Advanced Math (Pre-Calc)
Toledo Christian, Toledo, OH
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submitted: September 6, 2003 |
Yeah, surre they do
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"Okay, class, we still have ten minutes for man-boy love."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
Ten minutes before the end of a lecture on the Symposium, the class was getting restless
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I remember this great cartoon in, uh, Playboy.
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Dr. Hall, Intro to Logic
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
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"So this would be like Batman was your father, and this would be like you had Batman locked up in your basement."
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, EECS 381
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
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Hello, would you like a sex role? That's sounds like an hors d'oeuvre.
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Dr. PJ McGann, Sociology 447
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
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"There will be lots of curves...one this way...one that way..."
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Yuri Tschinkel, MATH181
University of IL at Chicago, Chicago, IL
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
This was my calculus professor's response when asked if there would be a curve on an upcoming test and he said yes lots of them...yeah...right
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"You're not in any danger; I'm just going to steal your property."
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Robert Heffernan, Criminology
Weber State University, Ogden, Utah
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
While sharing a burglary account with us.
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"If someone's stealing your car, do you get to shoot them? Probably not. If they're driving your car *at* you, do you get to shoot them? Maybe. It depends on how fast they were going."
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Robert Heffernan, Criminology
Weber State University, Ogden, Utah
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
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When asking about our summer vacations and students began to share, she said,
"To tell you the truth, i dont really care"
but then pressed us to keep speaking.
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Mme. Ravee, French 3aR
White Plains High School, White Plains, NY
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submitted: September 5, 2003 |
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I, of course, have tenure, and don't give a shit!
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Prof. Eric Rabkin, ENGLISH 313 - Fantasy
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 4, 2003 |
He was talking about how it was up to the grad student instructors instead of him if we could get into the class if we were on the waitlist.
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If I'm not here in the first fifteen minutes of class, you can leave. There's a possibility I might be in jail.
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Janince Williamson, WRITE298
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: September 4, 2003 |
She was serious too. This was from last year, but I remembered it after she failed to show up for the first day of class....
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When it comes to prostate cancer in men... well, it's usually men who get prostate cancer...
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Prof. Dag Rune Olsen, Radiation biology
Bergen College, Bergen, Norway
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submitted: September 4, 2003 |
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Hello, it's nice to be here - and there...
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Prof. Dag Rune Olsen, Radiation Biology
Bergen College, Bergen, Norway
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submitted: September 4, 2003 |
Our lectures are held with video conferance to another class (on the other side of the country).
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"No children will result from this class!"
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Curtis, English
Thomas Jefferson, Alexandria, VA
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submitted: September 4, 2003 |
Oookaaaaay...
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"This bottle of water is special to me because... I have a special brain defect!"
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Curtis, English
Thomas Jefferson, Alexandria, VA
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submitted: September 4, 2003 |
spur-of-the-moment stuff is so amusing.
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"...Speaking of aardvarks, where is my llama picture?"
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Curtis, English
Thomas Jefferson, ,
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submitted: September 4, 2003 |
and then she said she realized llamas and aardvarks had nothing in common... except strange double letters.
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Hello I'm me, you're you. On to next topic.
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Jerry Brower, Descriptive Astronomy
Grand Valley State University, Allendale, MI
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submitted: September 3, 2003 |
If only more professors were like this on the first day of classes...
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"They were getting drunk, they had a bunch of pipe-girls there for sex... it was like a Philosophy frat party."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 3, 2003 |
More on the Symposium.
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"This is a different version of Socrates than is shown in the Phaedo. He's hanging out, getting drunk, and he's got his boyfriend there."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 3, 2003 |
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