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"The problem is that the department head doesn't want the grades in one class too high. If I make it too easy, I could get in trouble. Of course you all could just be the smartest people in the school. But given what I've seen, I can't prove of that."
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James Jesudason, Human Systems
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado
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submitted: May 5, 2007 |
ouch... my pride
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For the multiple choice part of the test, I just put a stencil on your test and mark everything that's wrong. You're best bet is to just BUBBLE EVERYTHING!
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Mark Lusk, DCGN 381 - Circuits
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado
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submitted: May 5, 2007 |
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Wants are just things you desire that aren't necessary for survival. For example: I WANTED Catherine Zeta Jones, but didn't NEED her. So I got my wife. I WANTED to keep my hair, but apparently I didn't need that either.
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Michael Miller, EBGN 201 - Economics
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado
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submitted: May 5, 2007 |
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Zeros aren't really that bad, except for when you try to divide by them, or if you get between them and their young.
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Christopher Marie, Differential Equations
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado
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submitted: May 7, 2007 |
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"Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
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Carol Job, Calculus II
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado
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submitted: May 7, 2007 |
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Life is short, we don't want to consider integrals that don't converge.
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Professor Wood, Math Physics
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, CO
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submitted: May 7, 2007 |
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Now, let's just pretend you don't know what Hermite ploynomials are...
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Professor Scales, Quantum Mechanics
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, CO
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submitted: May 7, 2007 |
I have no idea what hermite polynomials are...
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God, Alex, you excite me like most women and then let me down.
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Mr. D, Pre-Calc
Ossining High School, Ossining, NY
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submitted: May 8, 2007 |
When I failed to answer a question correctly.
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"So which way is it going to go? Is it going to go this way, or is it going to go that way? Well the answer is, it's going to go one way or the other."
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Dr. Frank Duda, Electrical Engineering
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: May 10, 2007 |
Discussing three-phase asynchronous motors.
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Ok now let's move on to a more realistic problem. There's a man and a spaceship with a probe coming out of it....
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Raymond Kwok, Physics52
San Jose State University, San Jose, CA
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submitted: May 10, 2007 |
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Anyway bureaucracy is more than just red tape and paperwork--pause--I'd like to talk about a student getting me in trouble with my boss, oh well, never mind, my fault. Everybody laughts except one girl. Aha the one that doesn't laugh is always the snitch. More laughing.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri
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submitted: May 16, 2007 |
This example of his past lawyer experience makes it clear why he got into teaching.
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You know the government used to make people get blood tests before marriage. Student says "wasn't that to make sure your blood type or genes were compatable." No it was to track STDs. I say do you know the statistics of how many Americans have a STD. For a few days my raised hand was noted with "yes Mr. Spradling, what do you have to add to the conversation besides how to lead a disease free life.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri
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submitted: May 16, 2007 |
I have a talent for stimulating jokes.
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Why do we make this more rigorous? Because we go to Tech, not The Outer Okeefenokee Community Swamp College for Wayward Boys and Girls!
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Dr. Doron Lubinsky, Math 1502, Calculus II
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, GA
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submitted: May 17, 2007 |
A recurring reference to an imaginary college to remind us that we are expected to learn the difficult material.
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The advantage of the incubator, however, is that it's not full of bees.
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David Schneider, Immunology
Stanford University, , CA
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submitted: May 17, 2007 |
On the fact that beehives have better thermoregulation than his lab's $8,000 incubator.
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Okay, the fact that I have to do Panty Patrol for college students basically astounds me!
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Alissa Parker, Pediatric Nursing Clinicals
Marshall University, Huntington, WV
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submitted: May 22, 2007 |
Comment made after one student showed up to his nursing clinicals without underwear on- wearing thin white pants.
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I'm going to stop talking now because my brain shut off.
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Aaron Montgomery, Differential Geometry
Central Washington University, Ellensburg, Washington
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submitted: May 23, 2007 |
He says alot of wierd things.
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All you need is two sticks and a Piece of wire
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Dr. Mark Miller, Field Session
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado
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submitted: May 30, 2007 |
When talking about how to kill someone one a plane.
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