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Because people who don't come to class don't get any PUDDING!
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Bruce Ferguson, Signals and Systems
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, IN
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
"Pudding" referring to returned homework... I think.
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I'm still "toolish" in my old age. I had three intellectual orgasms this morning.
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Pat Brophy, Principles of Psychology
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, IN
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
Testing out his hip new lingo after being informed that no one uses the word "nerdy" anymore.
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This problem was intended to be trivial, The way it is stated it is impossible.
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Talman, Synchrotron Physics, 14.03.2003
University of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon, SK
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"I don't really know much about functional programming."
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Dr. Steve Matthews, CS123 Functional Programming
University of Warwick, Coventry, England
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"It's not good for you to see this; let's cover this up."
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Dr. Steve Matthews, CS123 Functional Programming
University of Warwick, Coventry, England
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"Don't believe anything I say. I could be talking absolute rubbish."
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Dr. Steve Matthews, CS123 Functional Programming
University of Warwick, Coventry, England
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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...the words "security" and "Windows" go together like strawberries and... pickle.
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Dr. Roland Wilson, CS222 Data Communications and Networks
University of Warwick, Coventry, England
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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"now you're alive, you come home you're still alive. that's the energy keeping law"
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Alex Schwartzman, physics
Rabin, Tel mond, Israel
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
physics teacher are weird...
(btw, i'm not sure how the "energy keeping law" is supposed to be called, I just translated it from hebrew)
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Most of my students never even bother to pursue physics later on. They take this knowledge, go to Wall Street, and make tons more money than I do as a professor.
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Paul C. Joss, 8.01 - Physics I
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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It walks like a duck, it talks like a duck, so at some point we say it is a duck -- even though it has no spatial wavefunction with theta and phi dependance -- like a duck.
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Robert L. Jaffe, 8.059 - Quantum Physics III (Spring 2002)
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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"When you reach a roadblock, decide whether to abandon ship, or go on with the mixed metaphor"
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Arthur Mattuck, 18.02 - Multivariable Calculus
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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"An ellipse is trying to be a circle, but unsuccessfully"
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Arthur Mattuck, 18.02 - Multivariable Calculus
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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"Everything in mathematics has three names, a French, a German, and an Russian, they all claimed to have it first, sometimes there is an English name, but it is always Newton"
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Arthur Mattuck, 18.02 - Multivariable Calculus
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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A young man of so much potential; it's like all voltage and no current.
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Donald R. Sadoway, 3.091 - Introduction to Solid-State Chemistry
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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Well, despite my best efforts, I was never able to contract any venereal diseases.
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L. Webb, AP Chemistry
Live Oak High School, Morgan Hill, California
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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They're laughing at me... we'll see who's laughing 11:30 on friday.
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Donald R. Sadoway, 3.091 - Introduction to Solid-State Chemistry
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
(Test on Friday at 11)
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There's no need to fret over that explosion, it wasn't due to frat boys *this* time.
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Donald R. Sadoway, 3.091 - Introduction to Solid-State Chemistry
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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After a balloon filled with Sulfur Hexaflouride exploded.
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You decided what u would be. So this equation uses u, and only you know what u is.
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Arthur P. Mattuck, 18.03 - Differential Equations
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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Davy inhaled all the oxides of nitrogen to see if they had any beneficial effect. He was in his late teens when he did this... he did discover that nitrous oxide had some interesting effects.
And as you may or may not know, [founder of MIT] William Barton Rogers used to hold nitrous oxide parties in his home.
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Daniel S. Kemp, 5.12 - Organic Chemistry I (Fall 1998)
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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The word alcohol comes from 'cohol'--its related to a pigment you use around the eyelids to get sense of enhanced attraction or beauty... or late nights or something.
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Daniel S. Kemp, 5.12 - Organic Chemistry I (Fall 1998)
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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"Cook 'till done."
*written as "CTD" on the board*
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Michael Artin, 18.701 - Algebra I (Abstract Algebra)
MIT, Cambridge,
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
Michael Artin, who always left the completion of proofs up to the students
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So you point to it and the Carbonyl assumes the position.
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Daniel S. Kemp, 5.12 - Organic Chemistry I (Fall 1998)
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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It took [Krebs] that sort of physical insight which you will develop... hopefully by Tuesday.
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Daniel S. Kemp, 5.12 - Organic Chemistry I (Fall 1998)
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
Said after a lecture on the Krebs cycle... we had a test the following Tuesday.
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A chemical that is spontaneously flammable in air is slightly annoying.
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Daniel S. Kemp, 5.12 - Organic Chemistry I (Fall 1998)
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: March 14, 2003 |
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On Disintegrating Fabrics: "Some of you have looks not only of surprise and amusement, but also of 'Where can I get them?!'"
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Daniel S. Kemp, 5.12 - Organic Chemistry I (Fall 1998)
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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Said during a lecture on the wonderful uses of acids.
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