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Robin Hood was kind of a dick.
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Dan Reardon, Introductory English
Missouri University of Science and Technology, Rolla, Missouri
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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" So basically he slept with her and took total advantage of her. I guess you could say she was screwed, since that could go so many ways and still work."
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
the odessey
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| Rating: 10 |
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Okay guys, class evaluations are coming up. I know you guys are not planning on doing these, so while you are sitting there doing nothing, imagine this: There is a big whit field of snow. The only thing that is peeking out from that snow and two eyes, the eyes of a baby seal. Each day you don't do your evaluations a little snow melts, and soon that baby seal will be exposed for all the hunters to find and club to death. So, every time you don't do that class evaluation, I want you to think of this. Dead. Baby. Seals.
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Professor Stivers, Composition
Savannah College of Art and Design, ,
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submitted: April 5, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"He's pretty much just saying 'Noooo, I'm just flippin' off the air.'"
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Sean King,
Cal High, San Ramon, CA
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submitted: March 22, 2010 |
While explaining what Sampson meant in Romeo and Juliet when he said 'I do bite my thumb, sir, but not a you, sir'
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| Rating: 8 |
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"Who else is having a colonoscopy on Friday?! Oh, only me?"
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Kia Richmond, EN 211A
Northern Michigan University, Marquette, MI
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submitted: March 17, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Does anybody have any thoughts on this? ... I've got a list here of "Three Questions that Will Shut Up Every Student," and I just asked one of them.
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Rodney Morales, Ethnic Literature of Hawai'i
University of Hawaii at Manoa, Honolulu, Hawaii
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submitted: March 10, 2010 |
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"So Freud is saying that it was Woman's love that led to civilization, but that just turns Woman into a love smurf! She's a little ewok of love now." (makes ewok noises)
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R. Canfield, Writing II
Memphis College of Art, Memphis, TN
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submitted: February 16, 2010 |
Freud is so much easier to understand in terms of imaginary creatures.
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People are so lazy nowadays. In history, when people were angry, they had revolutions. Now, people are like, 'Revolution at 5.15! But I'm so tired...let's have quiche'
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Andrew Dorr, AP English
Avon High School, Avon, CT
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submitted: February 13, 2010 |
Best teacher I've ever had.
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"I love my wife and I love spaghetti, but not in the same way."
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R. Benson, Dante
University of the South, Sewanee, TN
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submitted: February 10, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Today I get to do something I've waited my entire career to do: I get to play Bruce Springsteen for class!
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Dr. Andrew Auge, Modern Irish Lit and Culture
Loras College, Dubuque, IA
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submitted: December 5, 2009 |
reading Roddy Doyle's The Deportees - sweet book btw
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"That would drive me to drink. Excessively. On Wednesdays. Which I usually take off."
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Matt Mathesius, Eng 101
Columbia Basin College, Kennewick, WA
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submitted: November 28, 2009 |
Our English Prof in response to a comment about excessive comma splices.
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| Rating: 9 |
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"Don't go around telling people that I asked for more sex from a student. That would be looked on badly"
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Mr. Andrew Devitt, Writing Workshop
Herkimer County Community College, Herkimer, NY
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submitted: November 6, 2009 |
One of the girls in the class had a sex scene in her story but it wasn't that great so he asked her for a little more sex.
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"I don't need to listen to spell check. I've got a Ph.D.!"
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Dr. Yvonne Bruce, English Composition II
University of Akron, Akron, Ohio
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submitted: November 6, 2009 |
Spell check didn't recognize the name of an author she was writing about.
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Prof: You guys probably shouldn't let the administration know I bought you all drinks.
Student: Oh, we're of age! [as if it's news]
Prof: I know you're of age! I wouldn't be flippin' buying you a drink if you were underage!
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Dr. Andrew Auge, Ireland Summer Research Project
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
*taking place in Ireland, where the drinking age is 18*
It pays to sit at the professor's table on class excursions.
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Prof: What would you think if you saw me walking my dog with black dress shoes, and athletic shorts and a t-shirt?
Student: I might think you were homeless.
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Dr. Andrew Auge, Lit Crit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
he was talking about structuralism, how everything in society has a coded message, even fashion.
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There was an article in the Lorian [school newspaper] a few years ago on Valentine's Day where students sent in which professors they had crushes on, and I was dismayed, not only to find I was on the list, but that next to my name it had in parentheses: "his mind."
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Dr. Andrew Auge, British and Irish Poetry
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
| Rating: 8 |
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I just want you all to know that if I see you smiling and looking at your computer screen I know that you're doing something else, because I'm not that funny.
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Dr. Andrew Auge, Lit Crit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
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Prof: And who is Samuel Johnson?
Me: the ... dictionary guy
Prof: Who wrote in what century?
Other students: 17th
Prof: *throws book in the air* Oh my God, there are THREE of you who took that class in here, it's the NAME of the CLASS for crying out loud!
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Dr. Andrew Auge, Lit Crit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
Three of us had taken 18th century brit lit with him the semester before. haha.
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Me (to another student): Oh come on! You've seen a pretty person with an ugly person walking down the street before and wondered how that happened!
Prof: Oh, so you've seen me with my wife before then?
Me: *hands in the air* I'm NOT touching that.
Prof: Wow, you're smarter than _______ (another student)
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Dr. Andrew Auge, 18th Century Brit Lit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
talking about how superficial the horse people are in Gulliver's Travels for "breeding" for looks, and one guy said people are exactly the same
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| Rating: 9 |
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By the way, never see a Kevin Costner movie. The man - hit - on my WIFE!
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Andrew Auge, Lit Crit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
At any mention Costner or his movies, this prof launches into the story of how when they were filming Field of Dreams his wife got a tiny role, and Kevin Costner made a pass at her during the 6 takes of filming that scene. He likes to add that when she came home her slovenly husband was sitting in his boxers drinking a beer watching a baseball game. And she went to their room and cried.
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What is the proper method for sucking?
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Prof. Scott Mellor, 235 Lit Trans
UW Madison, Madison, WI
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submitted: October 26, 2009 |
He was talking about papers, and how you can't just tell someone that theirs sucks. You have to be more detailed.
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I'll poke you in the eye and you won't even see it coming!
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Ms. Bachmann, IB English HL
Guajome Park Academy, Vista, California
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submitted: September 8, 2009 |
She's so mean to me.
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When we first got the internet at the high school, I was curious to see how it worked. So I typed in three things on Yahoo search:
1) Hamlet
2) Grateful Dead lyrics
and 3) Naked ladies. And then stuff started popping up! Pop-up! Pop-up! Pop-up!
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, South Portland, ME
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submitted: September 1, 2009 |
I will never forget this class.
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| Rating: 10 |
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Williams: "Look at the positive effects of cocaine. It's great to lose some weight. I'd consider doing coke if it wasn't for the embarrassment of snorting into in front of people",
Student: "You know you inject it with a needle right?",
Williams: "That's interesting...."
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Mrs. Williams, Softmore English
Nashoba Regional High, Bolton, MA
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submitted: July 29, 2009 |
I have been out of high school for years and I forget what started this but she was always saying crazy stuff.
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| Rating: 9 |
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"Ok guys, I know he's whacking you over the head with the symbolism here ..."
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Dr. Jean Merrill, Medieval Renaissaince British Literature
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: July 27, 2009 |
Either talking about Everyman or The Faerie Queen
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