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"Making an A in this course is like falling off a log- while intoxicated."
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Dr. Hall, Intro to Logic
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 18, 2003 |
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"You're drinking yeast pee whenever you drink beer or wine."
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Dr. Michael Denner, Intro to Russian
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 18, 2003 |
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"Russians think they're a sophisticated people because they drink tea. They love their tea, they adore their tea. But I'll be honest with you: It's crap."
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Dr. Michael Denner, Intro to Russian
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 18, 2003 |
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"After spending six months in Moscow, I got off the plane in New York and thought, 'I'm home! There are people darker than cardboard here!'"
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Dr. Michael Denner, Intro to Russian
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 18, 2003 |
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"Don't play with your objects. ...We'll ignore the double-entendre there."
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Prof Denning, Communications
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 18, 2003 |
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What was that? Don't make me come over there, cause I don't know what I'd do when I'd get there.
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Simon Walker, Windows/MFC Programming
Northern Alberta Institute for Technology, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: September 18, 2003 |
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Different people find certain areas to be extremely pleasurable when stimulated
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Dr. Catchpole, Psych 130
NIC, , BC
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submitted: September 18, 2003 |
okay..we were learning about the reward centres in the brain..
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If its not the water, it'll be the chalk dust that'll kill me.
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Ms. Mayer, AP Calculus AB
Ossining High School, Ossining, New York
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submitted: September 17, 2003 |
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sometimes you have to go through the motions of teaching to realize teaching is dead.
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Dr. wheatley, english 231 - british lit
The Catholic University of America, washington, dc
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submitted: September 17, 2003 |
after 2 people came in almost 10 minutes late to class and didn't even realize he was stopped and staring at them.
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"It's a rough life livin in a cow's stomach."
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howard, bio 104 - ecology
The Catholic University of America, washington, dc
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submitted: September 17, 2003 |
yeah... shes from the south.. and shes weird about her biology!
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Books were turned into shoes.
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Prof. Goshgarian, Modern Bestseller
Northeastern, Boston, MA
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
Discussing the formation of the phenomenon known as "bestseller." His point was that they became commodities.
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Why is it bad to wear your goggles on your forehead? I'll tell you. Your eyes don't grow back. Your forehead...well that won't grow back either. But you can get a bad toupee and call yourself William Shatner."
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Chris Petrie, General Chemistry Lab
Brevard Community College, Titusville, FL
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
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Incidentally, while having sex if you really want to know if your partner is having an orgasm, look to see if their eyes are dialated, if they are you're doing good.
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Dr. James Yount, Anatomy & Physiology II
Brevard Community College, Titusvile, Florida
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
Getting sidetracked while giving a lecture on iris muscles dialating and constricting.
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(referring to an exercise themed "Everything is in the wrong place!") "Your mother is in a handbag! That's an awful place for her. Say that she's in the kitchen, where she belongs."
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Dr. Michael Denner, Intro to Russian
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
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"They used to sleep ten hours a night in the old days. There was no electricity back then, so what the Hell did they have to do?"
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Dr. Michael Denner, Intro to Russian
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
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This is Hören (H-yuren [to hear]), not horen. What is Horen? If you call someone that, they will kill you ja?
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Saba Gebrehiwot, German 101
Marshall University, Huntington, WV
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
On the importance of properly pronouncing umlauts (äöü) in German.
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No machine is 100% efficient. If you find one that is, tell me about it and I'll get rich off your idea.
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Don Dressel, Biology
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
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I can read a book and enjoy it. I can watch a movie and enjoy it. Hell, I can watch pornography and have a physiological reaction to it. I can't tickle myself, though.
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Prof. Eric Rabkin, ENGLISH 313 - Fantasy
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
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It's my job to kill horses until we're all happy.
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Prof. Dan Koditschek, EECS 376 - Fundamentals of Computer Science
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
Most professors just beat dead horses... Koditschek actually kills them.
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If that's not an erection, it's the water tower in Ypsilanti!
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Prof. Eric Rabkin, ENGLISH 313 - Fantasy
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
About the tower in Rapunzel... also, for those who havn't seen it, the water tower in Ypsilanti is quite the erection itself.
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Sesquipedalian means words that are too fuckin' long!
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Prof. Eric Rabkin, ENGLISH 313 - Fantasy
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
On some students using sesquipedalian Latinisms in their papers.
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And, son of a bitch, it's true!
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Prof. Eric Rabkin, ENGLISH 313 - Fantasy
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
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You start crying... *WAAAAAHHHH*... until someone sticks a boob in your mouth.
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Prof. Eric Rabkin, ENGLISH 313 - Fantasy
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
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Prof: Ok, Emily, would you like to translate this, or pass it to Elizabeth?
Emily: You can PASS it?
Prof: Sure. Your neighbor might kill you, but that's beside the point...
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Hamilton, Herodotus (Greek)
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA
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submitted: September 16, 2003 |
as Elizabeth glares at Emily...
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So, in the beginning, sophists used people's religious convictions to swindle them out of money. It was the first form of televangelism really.
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Dr. Peter Lawler, Ancient Political Philosophy
Berry College, Rome, GA
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submitted: September 15, 2003 |
Remarking on Socrates and other sophists
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