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These guys practiced homosexuality like crosswords!
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Jim Barstow, AP World History
Science Focus Program, Linoln, Ne
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submitted: April 14, 2010 |
during a discussion on the cavalier attitude towards homosexuality in ancient greece
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
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Dave Meyer, History of Motion Picture Arts
Full Sail University, Orlando, FL
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submitted: April 14, 2010 |
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How could anyone with curtains possibly be oppressed?
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Kent Dollar, 2010
Tennessee Tech, Cookeville,
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submitted: April 9, 2010 |
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Oh yeah I'm a sensitive guy, I cry at super market openings.
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Mr. Rupp, AP History
Livingston High School, Livingston, California
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
One of my classmates told him he was heartless.
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And these guys were sitting there looking around, and the plane's walls are melting.
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Gabe Logan, History of America since 1865
Northern Michigan University, Marquette, MI
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submitted: March 15, 2010 |
Referring to Vietnam soldiers experimentally given acid before being shipped out.
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Anthropology Professor: As you can see in this photograph, the chair, or throne, is supported by 4 human skulls. Now, I must ask you, what kind of a leader sits on a throne of skulls?
(Silence from students)
Anthropology Professor: A badass, that's who.
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, Anthropology
University of Georgia, Athens, Ga
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submitted: March 8, 2010 |
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"The English wanted the Spanish booty...booty meant a different thing back then, of course."
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Kent T. Dollar, History 2010
Tennessee Technological University, Cookeville, TN
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submitted: February 27, 2010 |
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"Theology is like giving a little kid a gun and watching him shoot people."
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Dr. Terrel Sanders, Christian Heritage 2
Mount Vernon Nazarene University, Mount Vernon, OH
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submitted: February 22, 2010 |
He was saying that people take theological ideas and basically run amok--that's why we need doctrine. Or something.
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You know everyone's worried about the Arabs, well its the chinese you should be worried about.
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Peter Manoogian,
Wintrop High School, , Massachusettss
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submitted: February 5, 2010 |
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Do you know what this is? Does anybody know a hoe?
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Joseph Ingwanu,
Eastern Michigan University, Ypsilanti, Michigan
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submitted: January 25, 2010 |
Talking about plowing and the first tools used in his strong accent.
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The practical accomplishments of your country and your family have made it possible for you to waste four years of your life studying useless information.
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Prof. Lockerd, European Civilization
GVSU, Allendale, MI
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submitted: December 15, 2009 |
The first day of two full semesters studying European Literature, Art and Music.
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Wasn't this a great time to be? You could look at pornography all you wanted!
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Dr. Dykhouse, AP European History
, Holland, MI
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submitted: November 25, 2009 |
We were talking about the age of Englightenment in Europe, and were discussing a painting called "The Swing", which we came to the conclusion was pretty much just softcore porn, since the two men below her in the painting could have seen right up her skirt when she was on the swing. Scandalous!
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"Eww! I just found a stick of deoderant, which means that girl was stinky or anal retentive. Ive dated both, I prefer Anal retentive."
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Dr. Lavagnec, World Civ to 1650
Loyola University New Orleans, New Orleans, LA
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submitted: November 15, 2009 |
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"I was having a head rush! I mean, I understand how people could take bayonets and just go berserk... I could do that easily"
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Shimmield, Honors World History
Choate Rosemary Hall, Wallingford, CT
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submitted: November 15, 2009 |
we were talking about the criminal he once tackled...I think.
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Thomas Jefferson... That man did NOT need viagra.
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Dr. Harry Hewitt,
Midwestern State University, Wichita Falls, Texas
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submitted: November 6, 2009 |
Because he had 28 illegitimate kids? Thanks, Dr. Hewitt, for clearing that up.
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Truman's wife (in a movie): Come to bed dear [screen fades to black]
Teacher: They have to pray!
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Rick Meisner, Government
East Central High School, Miles, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
the movie line is paraphrased, but that's exactly what Meisner said.
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Prof: the crowd has become violent
Student: oh shit! *head droops to the desk*
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Dr. Andrew Auge, Democracy and Global Diversity
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
a history role-playing class, the student was playing Lafayette in the French Revolution, and her job was to keep the crowd from becoming violent
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If you look closely at the Sistine Chapel, it's really just softcore homo porn.
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Mr. Stocking, Art History
, Calgary, AB
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
(Just picture an 80-ish year old guy saying this in front of 200 students)
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You see when they say "dying" in the madrigals at this time, it meant "to orgasm"... so he really did want to die all day.
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Leta Miller, Music 11A
UCSC, Santa Cruz, CA
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submitted: October 21, 2009 |
while we were talking about some of the first madrigals.
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Written documents are NO BETTER than oral accounts.
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Delores McBroome, California History
Humboldt State, Arcata, CA
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submitted: September 27, 2009 |
That is simply not true.
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Ancient Rome was like a trailer park.. Everyone was related
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Daniel Hutter, Ancient Roman Society
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: September 25, 2009 |
Oh how society has come full circle
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"The thing that's so great about this country is that we can switch from one government institute to another without any fight, without any civil war. Except, well, you know, the Civil War."
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Burt, History to 1877
MSU, Springfield, MO
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submitted: August 28, 2009 |
Really? . . . And you're my history teacher. I'm screwed.
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The thing about history is that it has a wonderful ability to bite you in the ass. And that's why you need to know about it.
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Dr. Edward Bujak, World War I
Harlaxton College, Grantham,
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submitted: August 5, 2009 |
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...And this was back in the 70s, when everybody wanted to shoot the President A LOT.
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Robert Saxe, Liberalism
Rhodes College, Memphis, TN
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submitted: July 9, 2009 |
Talking about Nixon.
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Student: "But you always write 'B.C.E' or 'C.E'. Why not 'AD' or 'BC'?"
Prof: "Just suck it up and write 'B.C.E'!!!"
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Michelle Wolfe, Ancient Civilizations
Ohio State University, Mansfield, Ohio
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submitted: July 8, 2009 |
This kid is always complaining or commenting on something this prof was doing. She always tolerated him, but she finally yelled at him and it was HILARIOUS.
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