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I've only recently grown my head back after having it bit off.
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Mike Mennard, In-depth Reporting
Union College, Lincoln, NE
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submitted: May 3, 2006 |
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It's going to be so good you're going to be crying out for a cigarette afterwards.
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Mike Mennard, In-depth Reporting
Union College, Lincoln, NE
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submitted: May 3, 2006 |
He was attempting to motivate the class to come for the next class period where he would be lecturing postmodern reporting.
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"So what is 'transport of passion'? What is that, like a limo with a hottub in the back?"
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Professor Kevin McMunigal, Criminal Law
Case Western Reserve University School of Law, Cleveland, Ohio
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submitted: May 3, 2006 |
Criminal law professor discussing the legal term of art "transport of passion."
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*Student laughing*
Teacher: You're a happy person. I'm going to destroy that.
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Saxe, VB
Vanier College, Montreal, Quebec
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submitted: May 4, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Mr. Nelson: "I'm uh..." *babbling*
Student interrupts: "You're a car?!?"
Other student: "You're a submarine!"
Mr. Nelson: "No, I'm a tree!"
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Mr. Nelson, Beginning/Intemediate band
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: May 5, 2006 |
| Rating: 3 |
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"Any more stupid suggestions. If you do, why don't you go outside and form a comitee, and then come back in and tell is"
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Dr Anton van den Hengel, Computer Science IB
Adelaide University, Adelaide, South Australia
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submitted: May 5, 2006 |
After someone in the audience suggested that a computer science lecture's computer wasn;t connecting to the network because the network cables wasn't plugged in
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Even my dog could do this circuit
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Dr Peter Cooke, Elec Eng II Prac
University of Adelaide, Adelaide, SA
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submitted: May 5, 2006 |
Shouting at two scared international students about making an RC cicuit
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"you get Batista, you get Pinochet, and they're really about two fries short of a Happy Meal"
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Patrick Barr, HIST 442: Latin American Revolutions
Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
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submitted: May 6, 2006 |
When talking about the mentalities of Fulgencio Batista of Cuba, and General Augusto Pinochet of Chile
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Quite obviously, you're naked now.
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Miss K, Algebra 1
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submitted: May 9, 2006 |
This was a comment on a student's story, "So I wore a shirt to school one day..."
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Michael, I can't throw my baton far enough to hit you!!
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Mr Wilson, Band
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submitted: May 9, 2006 |
Yelling at a drummer for speeding up.
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"They're spoon-fed. They're fed through tubes. What they should do is ring a bell and if the old people can shuffle over there, then they eat."
Talking about the high cost of medical care for the elderly.
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Dr. Carl H.A. Dassbach, Social Problems
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: May 12, 2006 |
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Jonathan, Keep your oppinions to yourself!
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Jeff Firshing, American History
Lawton-Bronson, Lawton, Iowa
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submitted: May 15, 2006 |
Sounds a lot like communism
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"We're hyperventilating... we're using the left hand."
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Dr. Jim Goldsworthy, Class Piano 203
Westminster Choir College, Princeton, New Jersey
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submitted: May 17, 2006 |
During class piano, when adding the left hand to a difficult piece of literature... and completely true; when you add the left hand, it all goes to pot.
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"Quick! Hide the pot!"
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Larry Borst, Religion
Grand Rapids Christian High School, Grand Rapids, MI
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submitted: May 18, 2006 |
After a flower pot had broken on the floor, spilling dirt everywhere, and just as the principal was walking into the room.
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| Rating: 9.66667 |
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Since "i" is generally used in EE to denote current, we use "j" to denote a complex number. Mathematicians make fun of us for it, but that's OK because we make more money.
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Professor Aaron D. Lanterman, ECE 2025 - Digital Signal Processing
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: May 18, 2006 |
| Rating: 9.33333 |
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You should sample each period at least twice, or twice the frequency. For example, since I switch topics about every three minutes, you need to pay attention to what I'm saying every minute and a half. You can take 60-second naps in between. Any longer and you'll be lost. "Why the hell's he talking about babies? Am I in the right class?"
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Professor Vijay Madisetti, ECE 2025 - Digital Signal Processing
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: May 18, 2006 |
Talking about sampling. Right after explaining that a babies' cry has a frequency of roughly 2100 Hz, which the human ear is most sensitive to.
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As you can see its not rocket science, Its much more complicated than that.
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Dr. Eugenijus Urnezius, Inorganic Chemistry
michigan technological university, Houghton, mi
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submitted: May 19, 2006 |
While explaining the use of vaccumn lines
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I was expelled three times, when I was in third grade I hacked up a kid with a ruler. I don't talk about the other two.
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Louis Gouth, English Composition 2
Nicolet Area Technical College, Rhinelander, WI
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submitted: May 19, 2006 |
Little old ladys dragging oxygen bottles around seem to be the dangerous ones.
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| Rating: 10 |
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"This is Florida. Nobody wears anything anymore. It's like Woodstock every day."
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Joe Consenza, Massage Therapy/Student Clinic
Florida School of Massage, Gainesville, FL
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submitted: May 20, 2006 |
Commenting on female students' clothing choices (short shorts and midriff tops)
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Professor: So you see, the frog has only one opening which is used to expell urine, feces, sperm, and eggs.
Female Student: (Not paying attention) What?! We only have one opening?!
Professor: You can't be serious. Of course humans have more than one opening!
Female Student: Well how was I supposed to know?
Professor: Well, first you get a mirror...
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Mrs. Culwell, General Anatomy
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submitted: May 20, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"It's easier to get girls who are all alone, then to approach a girl who is in a group with others."
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Damien Scali, Chemistry
Kolbe Catholic College, Rockingham, Western Australia
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submitted: May 23, 2006 |
Scali displays his philosophy on dating when tryin to explain electrons shells. Shows his standards. If the girl is worth getting she should'nt be alone.
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| Rating: 10 |
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Ok vertical and horizantal. Well remember vertical goes up and down cause its like your buttcrack. think of your buttcrack cause it goes up and down
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Mr Bellini, Science
Kolbe Catholic College, Rockingham,
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submitted: May 23, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"Just forget everything i just taught you it was wrong"
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Damien Scali, Chemistry
Kolbe Catholic College, Rockingham, Western Australia
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submitted: May 23, 2006 |
And hes teaching us
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Girls, do you wanna take it outside?
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Mr Cantwell, Applicable Mathematics
Kolbe Catholic College, Perth, WA
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submitted: May 23, 2006 |
Violence against women, Australia says no. Think before you speak.
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| Rating: 10 |
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Ever seen the movie Austin Powers? Dr Evil has Austin trapped in a room with sharks with wicked laser beems on their heads. Scott says, "Why don't I go and get my gun? We could shoot them together, it'll be fun" Dr Evil "No I'm just going to assume everything goes to plan" So we just assume it starts at the top, ok?
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Mr Wood, Physics
Kolbe Catholic College, Perth, WA
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submitted: May 23, 2006 |
When asked why a flux graph starts at the top. Riiiight
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| Rating: 10 |
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