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If I really wanted to be in this for the money I’d go out and chase ambulances, especially the parked ones… you get a flat nose doing that.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
I don't honestly recall why he said this.
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As soon as Dr. Smith leaves the room we’ll be able to start… no I’m just joking, stick around, ya might learn something… We love ya baby.
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Dr. James Smith, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
Dr. Smith taught in the same classroom right before Klostermeyer did, much to his chagrin.
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As well as a little bit of New Deal action starring FDR, I will see you next Tuesday.
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Dr. Timothy Wood, Recent U.S. History
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
The closing words of Dr. Wood telling us about next class period's lecture.
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Other than Sean, who was dropped on his head a number of times as a child from great heights, no one is in favor of higher taxes.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
I don't make enough money, at the present to be taxed. Naturally, I don't care if the tax rate goes up.
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I’d play the red seven on the black eight.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
I have a bad habit of playing games in some classes. Klostermeyer knows this. He chooses not to care.
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A steady diet of Jerry Springer will turn your brain to mush, trust me.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
I don't even recall the context of this comment.
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State and Local Government doesn’t have a lot of glamour or sex appeal.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
I don't think he wanted to teach it any more than we wanted to sit through it.
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For most of you this is not a class that is going to cause you a great deal of excitement.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
He was completely right.
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K: First, I'm going to tell you about a Valentine's Day Present I have for all of you... the first exam!
S: I knew you cared!
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
Huzzah for Dr. K!
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I still have awkward sex and I'm way past my honeymoon.
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Annie-on-a-Moose,
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
We were discussing the Facebook Group "I'm Saving Myself for Wild, Passionate, Awkward Honeymoon Sex"
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I don't want you to learn. I just wanna get through my lecture notes.
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Dr. Kottke, ME 3720
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, GA
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
Above quote came after several questions were asked and professor said "Y'all ask too many questions" and a student's reply of "But that's how we learn"
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What computers can so is math, really fast. And we equate people who can do math, really fast, with being smart. Thats not neccasarily true, they could be jsut Autistic....
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Bob Warnick, cpts 401
Washington State Universtiy, Pullman, Washington
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submitted: August 24, 2007 |
Spoken while discussing computer intelligence
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"So why did you really join my class? Is it because I'm so attractive and you just want to look at me? I hope it's not because you really wanted to learn economics...because that's not happening."
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Kishore G. Kulkarni, Microeconomics
Colorado School of Mines, Golden,
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submitted: August 23, 2007 |
This coming from a short, balding, Indian man made it all the more hilarious.
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"It is truly amazing to me that you have the chutzpah to inform your professor in writing that you 'just say screw it'."
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Anthony Patti, American Government
Eastern Michigan Univ., Ypsilanti, Michigan
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submitted: August 17, 2007 |
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Its stops them using the reproductive technique that they use. They can't get it into the lady alligators.
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Prof. MJ Hynes, chem/ecotox 2
National University of Ireland, Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: August 2, 2007 |
Discussing the detrimental effects of DDT on alligators
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I a single day millions of people are having sex, involving an estimated 6 billion litres af semen... thats enough to put you off your breakfast.... your yoghurt anyway.
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Prof. Jim Houghton, 2nd Micro
National University of Ireland, Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: August 2, 2007 |
A morning lecture in reproduction
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Psychological theories are like cars... All types of cars exist, but I'd rather drive a new car with 4-wheel drive...
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Dr Rautalinko, Psychology
Uppsala University, Uppsala, Sweden
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submitted: July 9, 2007 |
Dr Rautalinko trying to cheer up his students
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You know why you dont get the playboy channel? Because of filters. I could do a filter where you turn on the tv to see naked Paris Hilton but you see me naked instead.
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Dr. Ting, Circuits.
Taylor's College, , Malaysia
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submitted: June 27, 2007 |
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I used to have six pack abs. But I'm a peace loving man so I made my six pack one nation.
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Dr. Ting, Circuits
Taylor's College, , Malaysia
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submitted: June 27, 2007 |
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This is the crystal meth of 2025, and it doesn't even help you lose weight.
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Aaron Lanterman, ECE 2025
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: June 27, 2007 |
Discussing the incorrect was to do a transformation to the Z domain
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If I'm teaching you electrical engineering or cleaning the board, I still get paid the same.
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Dr. Vincent McGinn,
Northern Illinois Univeristy, dekalb, Illinois
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submitted: June 25, 2007 |
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An Easy-Bake Oven is a stroke of genius
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 464
Northern Illinois Univeristy, dekalb, Illinois
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submitted: June 25, 2007 |
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After spliting one resistor into two for bias stabilization analysis, Dr McGinn says "this is all in my head, this in my imagination, this is me on drugs."
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 464
Northern Illinois Univeristy, dekalb, Illinois
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submitted: June 25, 2007 |
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'you can't be great at everything. I'm a pilot, but there are guys that can fly rings around me. i can dance but others can dance better. At this. (as he points to the board where a H bridge complement circuit was displayed with full analysis). It would be hard to find someone better.'
"well what about Stephen Hawkins" from student
'he cant dance' Dr McGinn
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 464
Northern Illinois Univeristy, DeKalb, Illinois
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submitted: June 25, 2007 |
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"Have you ever tried masturbating to your dead goldfish?"
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JP Gorin, Hard Look at the Movies
University of California, San Diego, La Jolla, California
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submitted: June 23, 2007 |
this quote doesnt even scratch the surface of the wisdom that embodies JP Gorin.
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