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I'm an only child, I need the attention.
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
Choir director getting us to look at him instead of our scores.
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| Rating: 10 |
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I just want you all to know that if I see you smiling and looking at your computer screen I know that you're doing something else, because I'm not that funny.
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Dr. Andrew Auge, Lit Crit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
| Rating: 7.5 |
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If you look closely at the Sistine Chapel, it's really just softcore homo porn.
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Mr. Stocking, Art History
, Calgary, AB
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
(Just picture an 80-ish year old guy saying this in front of 200 students)
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Prof: And who is Samuel Johnson?
Me: the ... dictionary guy
Prof: Who wrote in what century?
Other students: 17th
Prof: *throws book in the air* Oh my God, there are THREE of you who took that class in here, it's the NAME of the CLASS for crying out loud!
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Dr. Andrew Auge, Lit Crit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
Three of us had taken 18th century brit lit with him the semester before. haha.
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Me (to another student): Oh come on! You've seen a pretty person with an ugly person walking down the street before and wondered how that happened!
Prof: Oh, so you've seen me with my wife before then?
Me: *hands in the air* I'm NOT touching that.
Prof: Wow, you're smarter than _______ (another student)
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Dr. Andrew Auge, 18th Century Brit Lit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
talking about how superficial the horse people are in Gulliver's Travels for "breeding" for looks, and one guy said people are exactly the same
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| Rating: 9 |
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I was at a meeting where this nurse stood up and said, "If you think a sub sandwich is going to affect how we prescribe medications to patients, etc" and the funny thing is that studies show that it DOES work, and the more you say it doesn't have any effect, the more likely it is you're being affected.
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Kate Cooper, Biology of Women
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
Prof talking about whether pharmaceutical company reps buying everyone lunch at a hospital has an effect on how much people prescribe the medication they're advertising.
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| Rating: unrated |
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By the way, never see a Kevin Costner movie. The man - hit - on my WIFE!
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Andrew Auge, Lit Crit
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
At any mention Costner or his movies, this prof launches into the story of how when they were filming Field of Dreams his wife got a tiny role, and Kevin Costner made a pass at her during the 6 takes of filming that scene. He likes to add that when she came home her slovenly husband was sitting in his boxers drinking a beer watching a baseball game. And she went to their room and cried.
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You get a quality education here. Its not like I'm coming into class, cracking a brew, lighting a cig, and pontificating off the top of my head.
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Livingston, SO280- Illness and Disability
Quinnipiac University, Hamden, CT
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
| Rating: 9 |
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I think 5 classes is way too much stress. Make sure you stay healthy! Eat handfuls of parsley, you'll get loads of Vitamin C and poop a lot. You think you're overwhelmed with 5 classes, wait till you're bound up, you'll be really overwhelmed then!
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Kathy Livingston, SO280- Illness and Disability
Quinnipiac University, Hamden, CT
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
Her advice on keeping us healthy, pure excellence
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"It's all about SEX! Anyone who tries to tell you it's not about sex is lying. Like priests, who take a vow of celibacy and then have sex with anything that's available."
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Craig Hefner, Genetics and Ethics
Northfield Mount Hermon, Gill, MA
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
He was talking about why we go to Good schools to get Good jobs, and how it's really all just so we have more choice in who we reproduce with.
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| Rating: 10 |
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I can't comment on my relationship with the Natural History Museum right now. I believe I'm on their fecal roster.
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Mr. Bernard Berrian, Biology
Bonita Vista High School, Bonita, CA
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submitted: November 4, 2009 |
Fecal Roster is a great euphemism for "shit list." I loved this teacher.
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| Rating: 9 |
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"Stay away from women and drugs. If it comes to a choice, take drugs."
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Mr. Moomaw, Driver's Ed/Sex Ed
Bonita Vista High School, Bonita, CA
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submitted: November 4, 2009 |
This was his standard Friday farewell to his class.
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The difference between this method on the one in the book is that they are the same.
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Dan Guralnik, Intro to Ordinary Diff Eq
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: November 4, 2009 |
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"My wife's a nice looking woman... mean as h*ll, but nice looking"
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Prof. Troy Giambernardi, BIO 120
Grand Valley State University, Allendale, MI
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submitted: November 4, 2009 |
Discussing genes and inherited traits... He continued to add that when their daughter was born he thought "oh, no... there's two of them!"
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If my scrotum was so large I had to keep it in a box, I think I'd cut it off too.
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Mr. Caudill, Advanced Biology
Raleigh Charter High School, Raleigh, North Carolina
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submitted: November 4, 2009 |
We were talking about elephantiasis that day. I loved that class.
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" Now here we have the dissolved oxygen test kit, ph tests, and....this looks like my bong..."
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Mr. Michael Mayfield, AP Environmental Science
Indiana Academy for Science, Mathematics, and, Muncie, Indiana
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submitted: November 2, 2009 |
We were doing water samples near the river going through the various supplies needed...the teacher was most likely in attendance at Woodstock.
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| Rating: unrated |
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Apple pie does not have the same relationship to your mother as you do. Some people do have fruity offspring, but we won't go there.
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Dr. Smith, Speculative Mind
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
| Rating: unrated |
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By the way, if you do a google image search of 'sin,' be careful.
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Dr. Smith, Speculative Mind
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
| Rating: 9 |
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I want you to think about something you desperately don't want to think about. I want you to think about your parents making love.
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Dr. Smith, Speculative Mind
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
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The man being embraced by Satan there is Hamilton.
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Dr. Harp, American History
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
explaining a political cartoon
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I've learned never to introduce a movie as funny. I put it on and there's always a little murmer, "he thinks this is funny?" It's not funny, really. It's extremely serious.
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Dr. Harp, American History
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
he has the driest sense of humor I have ever come across in my life
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You have to come to class on Monday to find out who won.
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Dr. Harp, American History
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
last comment as we walk out the door after talking about the American Revolution
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| Rating: 9 |
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They're all worried about this giant puritan shark. It's actually not puritan.
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Dr. Harp, American History
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
about the movie Jaws-I'm not sure what we would have done without that qualification. I may have actually thought the shark was bfs with John Winthrop or something.
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I realize it's a lot like American Idol. No it's not. Scratch that. Don't write that in your notes.
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Dr. Harp, American History
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
elections in the Puritan churches
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I broke it in half. Just like the Russian people…
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Dr. Wyneken, 20th Century Russian History
Grove City, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2009 |
He accidentally broke a piece of chalk. I have no idea how the two things relate...
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