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"Then we die and go to heaven and there's Santa Jesus giving out groovy stuff"
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David Banta, Great Works : You're Going to Die
Hanover College, Hanover, Indiana
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
Mocking christian view of heaven
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Student: Do you ever swear in Spanish?
Teacher: No because then no one would understand. I make sure I swear in English so everyone can know how angry I am.
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Senora Buchter, Spanish
Maquoketa High School, Maquoketa, IA
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submitted: March 16, 2010 |
| Rating: 7.5 |
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It's better to be late than pregnant.
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, Russian 101
University of Dayton, Dayton, Ohio
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submitted: February 8, 2010 |
Pretty much the only weird thing that I remember her saying last semester, although she was full of odd quotes...
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When you are thirty, your life is done, in a way.
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, Intro to Linguistics
Oxford University, Oxford, UK
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submitted: November 25, 2009 |
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Fast and dirty, that's how we do it in Bib Lit.
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Marion Bontrager, Biblical Literature
Hesston College, Hesston, Kansas
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submitted: September 16, 2009 |
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"The prosecution failed to get rid of reasonable doubt, so the Juice was loose. Well, he ain't loose anymore. He all tied up now.
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Dr. Slyvester Williams, Legal Environment of Business
Elizabethtown College, Elizabethtown, PA
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submitted: September 3, 2009 |
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You must remember one thing: there are lies, there are damn lies. And then there are statistics.
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Anthony Evans, Introduction to statistics
ESCP-EAP, London, England
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submitted: August 4, 2009 |
I loved this guy. He was one of the best professors I have ever had. Smart and amazingly funny.
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"It will just be me, you and one other person; and we'll have a good time!"
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Ed Wohlmuth, Helping Applications
NSCC, Truro, NS
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submitted: July 15, 2009 |
Ed trying to explain how our oral exams were to take place!
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"It's okay, I'll just gush all over you anyways!"
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Ed Wohlmuth, Helping Applications
NSCC, Truro, NS
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submitted: July 15, 2009 |
Ed always had a way of saying normal things very dirtily! We were talking about how nervous we were to do our oral presentation on 'the art of helping' and he was trying to make us feel better!
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I think the point of newspapers are that they're similar but are really different.
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Prof. Joanne Kabak, Intro to Media Studies
Sacred Heart University, Fairfield, CT
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submitted: June 26, 2009 |
She tends to mix up her words.
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I don't need stats to tell me a Duncan Hines cake is delicious.
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Mr. Petraglia, Intro to Communications
Sacred Heart University, Fairfield, C
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submitted: June 26, 2009 |
He was making a point how not everything in our speeches requires statistics.
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Mr. Petraglia (serious tone): I don't care what you do your report on; if you just give me cake I'll be happy and you'll get an A.
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Mr. Petraglia, Intro to Communications
Sacred Heart University, Fairfield, CT
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submitted: June 26, 2009 |
No, he was serious.
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Women in bikinis do not brew beer; they don't make it taste better.
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Mr. Petraglia, Intro to Communications
Sacred Heart University, Fairfield, CT
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submitted: June 26, 2009 |
He was stating how in beer ads that skimpy clothed women were everywhere.
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You guys are the audience...uh...er...I don't know who the hell you are.
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Mr. Petraglia, Intro to Communications
Sacred Heart University, Fairfield, CT
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submitted: June 26, 2009 |
We were both the audience and the presenters, he got confused.
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According to Ovid, 'No' means 'Yes please harder'.
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Matthew Robinson, Interpreting Latin Literature
University College London, London, England
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submitted: June 5, 2009 |
In reference to a poem in Ovid's Amores.
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You've got my school e-mail, my personal e-mail, and if that doesn't work, you can call my cell phone but I doubt I'll be able to hear it over the music they play at the strip club.
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Professor Mike Serkadakis, Intoduction to Marketing
Kennesaw State University, Kennesaw, Georgia
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submitted: May 30, 2009 |
Describing how to get in contact with him on the first day of class.
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"You kids of the Clinton administration don't think oral sex is sex. Well let me tell you something. When I was your age oral sex was the BEST kind of sex there was"
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Dr. J. Whitman, Modern Philosophy
Susquehanna University, Selinsgrove, PA
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submitted: May 29, 2009 |
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"you can use open book, open note, open friend, open bottle..."
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Christopher Perello, Business Law
Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo, CA
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submitted: May 28, 2009 |
Talking about the final
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"An effective teacher does not stone people."
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Dr. Jane Kennard, CED2053
Mount Vernon Nazarene University, Mount Vernon, Ohio
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submitted: May 7, 2009 |
Teaching The Bible
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There are four degrees that one will achieve in life: AS: A shity degree; BS: bullshit degree; MS: more shit degree; Phd: pile of higher and deeper shit.
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Dr. Hymes, Psych 320
University of Michigan-Dearborn, Dearborn, MI
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submitted: April 12, 2009 |
He made this comment to explain to us what happens when someone acquires all of these degrees at the end of their schooling.
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Parents need to know that when they take their little people to the park, that they're gonna be safe. And by little people I mean their children, not their midgets!!
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Aaron McIntosh, Entertainment and Events Management
G, Glasgow, Scotland
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submitted: February 8, 2009 |
Another gem from a MRCS!
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If you've got your sex slave running free without the leash--bad things are gonna happen!
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Aaron McIntosh, Entertainments and Event Management
Glasgow Caledonian University, Glasgow, Scotland
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submitted: February 8, 2009 |
All because of a dodgy illustration on a slide XD
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"Do you think the comprehension fairy will hit you on the head with her wand?"
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Dr. Crouse, Reading and Writing
Westminster College, Fulton, Mo
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submitted: January 29, 2009 |
This is education class and we were talking about how teacher that are skills teachers just expect kids to understand what they read after they read.
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| Rating: 9.5 |
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There are two books everyone should have in their library: the Bible and Spiderman #42. That's a good one."
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Prof. David Shikiar, The Problem of Evil
Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, MA
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submitted: December 26, 2008 |
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"Jeopardy" is like Fight Club, no one talks about "Jeopardy"
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Dr. Richard House, RH311-Technical Communications
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
In response to the class grilling the professor about how he'd done on Jeopardy between the time that he'd recorded his episodes and the time that they aired.
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