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Who thought they'd learn about hookers and sideburns?
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Mr. Szalonek, US History
Lake Central, St. John, Indiana
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
We were talking about the Civil War and how General Hooker was a ladies man and how sideburns were named after Gen. Burnsides.
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You wanna take this outside?
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Mr. Smith, Chemistry Honors
Lake Central, St. John, Indiana
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
It was cold in his room, and students asked if the class could go outside to the commons.
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Time Passes...Will You?
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Dr. Chuck Lentz, Behavior/Classroom Management
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri
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submitted: September 21, 2005 |
How to inspire students to do well in your class.
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Stop sucking, and start blowing!
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C. Meyer, Symphonic Band
Castro Valley High, Castro Valley, CA
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submitted: September 21, 2005 |
We weren't playong loudly enough...
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| Rating: 1 |
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I decide to become a professor after I realized that professors are paid to be @ssholes.
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Trudinowski, ENGR 215 - Intro to Engineering Computer Apps
Montana Tech, Butte, MT
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submitted: September 21, 2005 |
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"Oh dear! I forgot to bring in the picture he painted of himself masturbating! Though one wonders how he could paint a picture of himself while masturbating..."
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Cast, Classical Tradition
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA
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submitted: September 20, 2005 |
He said this in a high class British accent. We all just *stared*.
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"My wife hands out wine at church. She's a bartender for Christ."
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Thomas McKechnie, PS 0200 American Political Process
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: September 18, 2005 |
| Rating: 9.5 |
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The "mistakes" of today are the grammar of tomorrow!
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Dr Ghil`ad Zuckermann, Israeli Linguistics
University of Cambridge, Cambridge, UK
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submitted: September 18, 2005 |
| Rating: 10 |
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So, picture me riding down the alley on my bicycle, Uzi cocked. That's why I have the cleanest alley in town; I kill the damn neighbours.
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Dr. Kathleen Heath, ANTH 204, Intro to Cultural Anthropology
Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: September 16, 2005 |
I bet she does. It'd explain the string of disappearances lately...
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"It's not cheating if you use all avalible resources."
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Professor Kathy Pomeroy, EDU452 Art fo the Elementary Teacher
Tristate University, Angola, IN
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
said during a discussion n class
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They would prefer to mate with the PP.
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Dr. Bill Mitchell, ECOL 415, Studying the Diversity of Life
Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
P was being used as a gene identifier. He turned several shades of red after saying this.
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How many parents do you have? Most of us have two, so we get both sets of chromosomes.
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Dr. Bill Mitchell, ECOL 415, Studying the Diversity of Life
Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
Makes sense...
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Mm, nice and salty.
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Darren the Grad Student, ANTH 465, Fundamentals of Tree-Ring Research
Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
Referring to mayonnaise. How odd...
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Why don't you turn around and do that in the corner for me?
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Darren the Grad Student, ANTH 465, Fundamentals of Tree-Ring Research
Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
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He's the alpha male! He's gonna bite you!
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Dr. Kathleen Heath, ANTH 204, Intro to Cultural Anthropology
Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
Said to one student, referring to another (the alpha male was actually a SHE). This was during a discussion on primate behaviour.
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You don't HAVE to take the survey... but if you don't, I'll be forced to kill you.
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Dr. Kathleen Heath, ANTH 204, Intro to Cultural Anthropology
Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
I took the survey. Kathleen frightens me.
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You can't go up to a cow and ask it to hang from a tree. So, it's not a primate!
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Dr. Kathleen Heath, ANTH 204, Intro to Cultural Anthropology
Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
We like cows in this class.
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"Sometimes I like to make up words."
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Chuck Bowden, Sociology
Mid Michigan Community College, Mt. Pleasant, Michigan
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submitted: September 15, 2005 |
on how he knows we are paying attention.
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| Rating: 9 |
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Some days, I have no idea what I am doing.
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Terry Ross, Animal Phys Bio 265
University of Regina, Regina, SK
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submitted: September 14, 2005 |
Biology Lab instructor, trying to help a student figure out concentrations. Real secure to know that your prof has no idea either.
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"Size doesn't matter" Class snickers "At least in a survey...."
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Dr. Gwiasda, American Political Behavior and Institution
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 14, 2005 |
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Prof: "If you're growing weed in your dorm room, what are you doing?"
Student: "Depressing National Commerce!"
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Dr. Gwiasda, American Political Behavior and Institution
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 14, 2005 |
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"Are government officials Angels? Do they sacrifice for the greater good? Are they a Fellowship of the Ring? Do they run up......"
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Dr. Gwiasda, American Political Behavior and Institution
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 14, 2005 |
Oh yay, our president is a Hobbit!
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Prof: "Name an Interest Group!"
Student: "AARP!"
Prof: "What do they want?"
Student: "Not to die because their old!"
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Dr. Gwiasda, American Political Behavior and Institution
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 14, 2005 |
| Rating: 5.66667 |
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"One thing an instructor finds difficult: Blank looks of Boredom vs. Blank looks of 'we get this!'"
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Dr. Gwiasda, American Political Behavior and Institution
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 14, 2005 |
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"Now, I'm from Iowa" Class laughs. "So thats pretty funny... Mental note"
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Dr. Gwiasda, American Political Behavior and Institution
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 14, 2005 |
Dr. Gwiasda had been spending a good portion of the class trying to get us to laugh
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| Rating: 2 |
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