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"So, if my fight or flight response was working correctly, I'd see the speeding car barreling down on me, catch it, toss it to the curb and say 'what now bitch!?'"
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Timothy Goth-Owens, PSY 280, Abnormal Pschology
Michigan State University, East Lansing, Michigan
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submitted: February 9, 2008 |
He was explaining the difference between someone with a working fight or flight response in contrast to someone with a disorder that prevents the normal fight or flight response.
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"I have been reading up on China, of course they are still communist, but..."
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, HEED 4312
University of Texas at Arlington, Arlington, TX
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submitted: January 29, 2008 |
What does communism have to do with environmental health?
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Do unto others first
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Dan Olson, Survey of american gov
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submitted: January 29, 2008 |
My gov teacher changes alot of quotes to his liking.. i thought this one was actually funny.
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Yes. Well, no. Actually, I don't know. It doesn't matter anyway.
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Dr. Hamid Bellout, Math 542
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 10, 2008 |
When asked if generalizing to n-space was trivial...
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Oh My God! Life works!
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Mr. Roby, Math B
White Plains high School, White Plains, NY
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submitted: January 8, 2008 |
After showing us how to logarithms with a calculator!
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"Is there a moral system qualitatively better than another? Ha! You're not gonna sucker me into answering that one!"
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Dr. Ron Toth, Evolution & the Creationist Challenge
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: December 14, 2007 |
Discussing divinity and universal moral code.
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"I made it through 11 years of college on partial credit."
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Dr. Russ Mersereau, ECE2025: Digital Signal Processing
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: December 11, 2007 |
Said after he wrote a (1/8) versus an 8 in front of an integral.
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"Let me peek ahead here...That's a fancy way of saying I have no idea where I'm going."
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Dr. Russ Mersereau, ECE2025: Digital Signal Processing
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: December 9, 2007 |
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Do unto others first
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Dan Olson, Survey of american gov
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submitted: December 9, 2007 |
My gov teacher changes alot of quotes to his liking.. i thought this one was actually funny.
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"There are no gay chemicals."
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Mr. Alan Oberley, Honors Chemistry
Kapaun Mt. Carmel, Wichita, Kansas
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submitted: December 8, 2007 |
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"And then I shot the damn dog and threw him in the crik."
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Mr. Roberts, Honors U.S. History I
Kapaun Mt. Carmel, Wichita, Kansas
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submitted: December 8, 2007 |
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"When the load is enabled, you'll be spraying data ALL over those registers."
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Wayne Wolf, ECE 2030
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: December 3, 2007 |
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If you get drunk tonight, just don't get run over by a snow plow!
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Lee Erlebach, MA2160
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: November 30, 2007 |
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"...back when I was thinner and wore more make-up than my sister...."
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Prof. Tsujita, Earth Science
UWO, London, ON
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submitted: November 5, 2007 |
I really can't remember what this had to do with DNA.
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If you find an attractive rate, you can lock it up for 5 years.
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Paul Irwin, 109 - Intro to Quantitative Reasoning
Randolph College (formerly R-MWC), Lynchburg, VA
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submitted: October 27, 2007 |
We were learning about loans, mortgages, and interest rates that day. I thought to myself, "Well, that wouldn't be very nice, now would it?"
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In this book, there's a climax -- in more than one sense of the word.
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Heidi Kunz, 207 - The Romantics
Randolph College (formerly R-MWC), Lynchburg, VA
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submitted: October 27, 2007 |
We were discussing The Scarlet Letter in class. She didn't mean that kind of climax, though.
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Necessary conditions are not going to give you herpes on their own.
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Jerry Samet, Introduction to Symbolic Logic
Brandeis University, Waltham, MA
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submitted: October 20, 2007 |
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“If after reading over my commentary on your papers you think that I didn’t understand what you were trying to say…that’s your fault for not saying it clearly enough.”
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Dr. Deb Smith, British Empiricism
Kent State University, Kent, OH
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submitted: October 19, 2007 |
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"It's funny, really, because Boston back in the day was a quaint little Puritan village. Now all of a sudden there are brothels on every corner and there isn't one sober person in sight. Luckily, it's still the same today."
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Jim Embry, AP History
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submitted: October 18, 2007 |
The lovely things learned in AP History.
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As far as I know, there is no relation between Aardvarks and extroversion.
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A. J. Blum, Psy 101
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: October 16, 2007 |
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Teacher: Time for a test.
Student A: What test?
Student B( to student A): Nah, its not. Its just a language problem. By test he really means he's going to take us all out for ice cream.
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, Introduction to OOP
Neumont, S. Jordan, Utah
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submitted: October 15, 2007 |
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No, I don't keep Mercury in my freezer. If I did, though, I'd make you all Mercury-cicles.
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Saniga, Chemistry Lab
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submitted: October 9, 2007 |
...I don't know what moves the Sniggs to say the things that come out of his mouth.
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I don't care what you say. Disgusting people have sex too.
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P. Beattie, American Literature
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submitted: October 9, 2007 |
Discussing George Orwell's "1984."
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Professor: "...and then you had the dinosaurs, with the largest carnivorous reptiles walking the earth, and some of them even flew, WAAARRRGGHH!!!"
*Students scream in terror*
Professor: "...and over here you have some of the largest creatures to ever walk the earth..."
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Dr. Hugh Robertson, Integrative Biology 150
University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana, IL
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submitted: October 8, 2007 |
The professor seamlessly waking up the snoozers during lecture.
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What do you mean what is 'understanding'? It's understanding!
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Eli Hirsch, Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations
Brandeis University, Waltham, MA
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submitted: October 3, 2007 |
Said at least 5 times during the course.
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