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Professor: I never used to yodel, until I met my girlfriend who yodeled, and then I became a professional yodeler. Student (muttering): I cant tell if hes joking or not...
Ralph Barnes, Foundations in Psychology
Haverford College, Haverford, PA

Comments? Add or View (529) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: unrated

"It's like Cinderella found out that Prince Charming was a homosexual%22
Mr. Baker,
, North Andover, MA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: unrated

Don't you just hate it when he stops before the climax?!
, Music Ensemble
University of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Comments? Add or View (24) submitted: May 5, 2010

Music Education candidate conducting the University of Saskatchewan's Wind Orchestra.
Rating: 10

"On Monday we will be studying one of the more famous Marx brothers%2C Karl%22
Bob Moenkhaus, Sociology
Casper College, Casper, WY

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: unrated

One year we chose a kid to ostracize... of course we happened to pick the one kid who had no friends and looked like he was about to snap. He just curled up into a little ball (laughs).
Mr. Trevathan, Freshman Humanities
Culver Academies, Culver, Indiana

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: 8.2

I'm having a sensory experience...that bastard, he made me feel something!
Kelly Stage, ENG 230 Lit Crit
Ripon College, Ripon, WI

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: May 5, 2010

we were talking about Kant. you figure it out.
Rating: unrated

Mozart is NOT a salty piece of pig-flesh!
Kelly Stage, ENG 230 Lit Crit
Ripon College, Ripon, Wi

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010

The class was saying that good art is just as good as bacon. She got quite testy...
Rating: unrated

You're really like a dick in the middle...between two balls of anger...
William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, Wi

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010

I have no recollection what this was about, but this is defininately something he would say.
Rating: 10

Copper could file a lot of court cases against us...but it can't. It's an inanimate fucking object!
William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, Wisconsin

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: unrated

The pokey stick...that was an important idea. Poking things is good.
William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, WI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010

he was talking about the evolution of tools.
Rating: 9

They don't have a very pronounced forehead...they maybe have a three-head...
William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, WI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010

Talking about neanderthals
Rating: 9

The man-bear-pig is just on the horizon...
William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, Wisconsin

Comments? Add or View (3) submitted: May 5, 2010

I think he was talking about the process of evolution.
Rating: unrated

Robin Hood was kind of a dick.
Dan Reardon, Introductory English
Missouri University of Science and Technology, Rolla, Missouri

Comments? Add or View (7) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: 10

Drugs can be useful if you know how to use them.
Jonathan Finch, Introduction to Philosophy
Missouri University of Science and Technology, Rolla, Missouri

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: 8.5

"No, if God didn't want homosexuality, he wouldn't have even made it POSSIBLE. Like, if God didn't want me playing with myself, he wouldn't have made my arms come below my waist."
Jason Moulenbelt, Intro to Philosophy
, Cypress, TX

Comments? Add or View (5) submitted: May 5, 2010

That's some deep stuff right there.
Rating: 9.18182

OK. I'll be the uterus.
Jeff Kiefer, AP Biology
Nevada Union, Grass Valley, CA

Comments? Add or View (3) submitted: May 5, 2010

He stood up with his arms above his head... to explain the reproductive system.
Rating: unrated

"It's like Cinderella found out that Prince Charming was a homosexual"
Mr. Baker,
, North Andover, MA

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: 8.2

"you know she's a venus representation because she's, you know, not the nude next door" discussing a piece of renaissance art
Nancy Locke, Art History 112
Penn State, University Park, ,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: unrated

How come Im not being stormed like the Winter Palace in 1917?" talking about volunteers for a speaking quiz
Eric Hood, Russian 4
Sparta High School, ,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010
Rating: 10

Enough is Enough' as the famous philosopher Donna Summers says.
Eric Hood, Russian 4
Sparta High School, ,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010

russian was worth going to just for a witty quote
Rating: unrated

" So basically he slept with her and took total advantage of her. I guess you could say she was screwed, since that could go so many ways and still work."
,
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Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 5, 2010

the odessey
Rating: 8

Elephants like to do it too...But if you happen to be around you may want to back up a few meters because you never know what may happen!
Roland de Gouvenain, Bio 109
Rhode Island College, Providence,

Comments? Add or View (3) submitted: May 5, 2010

talking about reproduction...
Rating: unrated

"On Monday we will be studying one of the more famous Marx brothers, Karl"
Bob Moenkhaus, Sociology
Casper College, Casper, WY

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 4, 2010
Rating: 9

"She could be Ghandi! Well, Ghandi-esque. Not literally Ghandi."
Prof McKellop,
Juniata College, ,

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: April 28, 2010

After a student made a Ghandi-esque statement."
Rating: 6.66667

"We make our living pissing on other people's ideas. It's true."
Professor Dunwoody, Intro to Psychology
Juniata College, Huntingdon, PA

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: April 28, 2010

Referring to publishing research scientists.
Rating: 10

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