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"It's like a constitutional law peepshow and it's getting me very excited."
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Burton Caine, Constitutional Law
Temple, Philadelphia, PA
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submitted: March 3, 2007 |
Complaining that we were only giving him a glimpse of the right answer.
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Sergeant, walking into the classroom: "Why does it smell like assholes in here?" A PFC replies, "Well, sir, we ARE privates."
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submitted: March 3, 2007 |
Happened in a friend's class at basic training. The sergeant doubled over with laughter on hearing it.
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All anatomies are good....except for Grey's Anatomy....which is a big whorefest!
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Mr. Davis, World History AP
White Plains High School, Qhite Plains, New York
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submitted: March 6, 2007 |
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Mr.Anthony: You have to treat this song like you treat a women. You have to caress it and sweet talk it and just be gentle with it.
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Mr. Eric Anthony, Chamber Choir
Parkway West High School, Ballwin, MO
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submitted: March 7, 2007 |
We were being too hard on a song
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As a woman, I have learned that sometimes I enjoy being on the “wild” side, the side that is outside of the realm of acceptance, the side that is outside of the norm and socially inclusive, the side that is outside of what is in control of culture, the side that is at the least marginalized and at the most relegated to insanity. Simply as a woman this is my world view—and what a wonderful opportunity and responsibility to help others to see and MAYBE understand what it means to be a woman writing in our society.
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Prof. Susan K. Fritz, Introduction to English Composition II
Southern Illinois University at Carbondale, Carbondale, IL
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submitted: March 10, 2007 |
Okay, I've had this quote for a few semesters and I can't get it out of my head...and when I first heard it, I laughed and thought I'd see Prof. Fritz at the next campus party.
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Me: Do you find this interesting?
PK: No, it's boring as hell, why do you think I make fun of you guys all the time?
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Michael Knapp, Fiancial Accounting
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: March 11, 2007 |
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Prof: You know, 46.5% of statistics are just made up.
Student: Really? That's scary!
Prof: Yeah. Think about it.
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, Gender Studies (Masculinities)
Mount Saint Vincent University, Halifax, Nova Scotia
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submitted: March 17, 2007 |
A few beats later, she got it. I think.
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Leprechauns have been brought over from Ireland to Cornwall and are mixing with the Cornish Pixies. Male Leprechauns carry the L gene, while Male pixies carry the P gene.The female Pixies prefer the lilting mating call of the Leprechaun to the harsh call of the Male Pixies, and are choosing to mate with the Leprechauns instead. This would result in what?
(series of multiple choice answers)
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Joe Ironside, Biological sciences
UWA, Aberystwyth, Wales
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submitted: March 21, 2007 |
A question in our Genetics module exams. It was an internal exam written by our lecturers, and we could all tell which had been written by Joe Ironside. Other questions included ones about Grey and Green Grockles, the Loch Ness Monster and the Urgleticks of the Uyii forest which carry the Lurgi
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"Back when I was selling bull semen to the Russians..."
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Jim Gale, Economics
Michigan Tech, Houghton, MI
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submitted: March 22, 2007 |
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"I afraid if I stop talking he'll stop rubbing my nipples"
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Davis, World History AP
White Plains High School, ,
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submitted: March 24, 2007 |
said while jokingly appearing to be experience a great amount of pleasure
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There are two types of transitors: BJTs and ... look its snowing outside.
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Don Secor, Electronics
Michigan Tech, Houghton, MI
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submitted: March 25, 2007 |
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Infinity is not a number, but a place where numbers go
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Mr A Karasavas, Applicable Mathematics
Iona Presentation College, Mosman Park, Western Australia
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submitted: March 27, 2007 |
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.... and that is the "truly-ruley" value of x...
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Mr A Karasavas, Applicable Mathematics
Iona Presentation College, ,
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submitted: March 27, 2007 |
and yes, he says this often
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