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Well I'll be dipped in the real stuff, it works!
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Mr. Gress, Multivariable Calculus
Lake Forest High School, Lake Forest, Illinois
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submitted: September 23, 2003 |
What's left to be said
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[in the early 20th century] bars were dirty, filthy places. There was vulgar language, drinking, fighting, kinda like bars today. But women go into them now.
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Dr. Voisey, HIST 376: Canada 1900-45
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: September 23, 2003 |
about how women's superior morality kept them out of bars, etc, around the turn of the century in expanding Canada.
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I was trying not to pay attention to the tv because Geraldo was on and after all he is an agent of the anti-christ.
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Prof. Hiltz, European History
Northeastern, Boston, MA
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submitted: September 22, 2003 |
This started out as a story about his mother's nursing home, I don't remember where the story finished.
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Student: "It's spelled U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D."
Dr. Peppers: "Everyone's a critic."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 22, 2003 |
After Dr. Peppers misspelled "understand" on the chalkboard.
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"...or dogs, or cats, or earthworms. ....wait. Are earthworms animals? ...oh, I don't know!!"
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 22, 2003 |
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"There's no connection between eating Indian food, and untimely, violent death."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 22, 2003 |
During a discussion of "accidents" in Aristotle's world view and a person getting hit by a Mac truck while leaving an Indian restaurant.
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"You have to understand, winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry...well...its like winning a medal in the Special Olympics"
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Paul Tipton, Mechanics
University of Rochester, Rochester, NY
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submitted: September 22, 2003 |
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"Oh man, its windy..."
::runs to the back of the room, opens the window and yells in a screechy voice
"DOOOOOORRRTHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
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R. Cala, Calculus
Geneva Highschool, Geneva, NY
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submitted: September 22, 2003 |
| Rating: 8 |
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"You don't know the answer?? Oh God, will someone in the back please open a window so I can THROW MYSELF OUT OF IT!"
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R. Cala, Calculus
Geneva Highschool, Geneva, NY
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submitted: September 22, 2003 |
After having practiced the same problem for about 30 minutes
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"Clearly, I'm right and the book is wrong."
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Dr. Michael Denner, Intro to Russian
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 21, 2003 |
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Of course, I am little miss recessive, so we all know what she will look like...
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Dr. Kuruvilla, Intro to Cell biology
Cedarville University, Cedarville, oh
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submitted: September 21, 2003 |
her husband is from india, and she has blond hair and blue eyes... we all know who their daughter looks like.
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"...it's not like you have to sit in the same seats every time, but you will, like elephants who always go to the same place to die."
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Doctor Gardner, History of Western Civilization II
IUPUC, Columbus, IN
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submitted: September 21, 2003 |
Gardner's class is among the most fun I've ever taken, purely because of his dry sense of humor. He says stuff like that all the time.
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Chemists are like most people, they like fast things... Fast cars... fast women... fast REACTIONS.
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Dr. Helmick, Organic Chemistry
Cedarville University, Cedarville, Oh
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submitted: September 21, 2003 |
and he says this on Gradparents day...
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Would you like to learn how to summon the devil? Should we do that? Let's call him.
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Prof. Konisberg, Film 331 Horror Film
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 20, 2003 |
...Upon speaking on the topic of film and the occult...
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Teacher: we need another word for 'cut'
Student: uuhh reap?
Teacher: *pointing at student* PRUNE yes!!
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Courtney Rein, Latin III
Middlesex School, Concord, MA
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
proof once and for all that our latin teacher really is going deaf
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If this looks like a gibberish statement, squirt some WD-40 in your eyes.
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Prof. Dan Koditschek, EECS 376 - Fundamentals of Computer Science
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
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So when we build robots, we'll build robots who will kill you someday.
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Prof. Dan Koditschek, EECS 376 - Fundamentals of Computer Science
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
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Op Amps solve all the world's problems
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Dr. SanGregory, Electronics
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
This is one of Dr. SanGregory's favorite things to say. He also seems to delight in finding ways to prove it... nearly every problem in Electronics and Senior Design seems to use an op amp...
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... then Joe Moron User comes along...
Sorry Joe, I didn't mean you.
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Simon Walker, MFC/Windows Programming
Northern Alberta Institute of Technology, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
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"The right hand just isnt enough"
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Mr. Polanco, English 2H
White Plains, White Plains, NY
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
When talking about what we would regret not doing most if we were to die tomorrow, and a student answered "having sex," mr.polanco's response....
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No matter how macho a guy feels, he can never get an inflatable doll pregnant.
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Prof. Eric Rabkin, ENGLISH 313 - Fantasy
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
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Ok, I have figured out what is wrong with the lab. After all my years of doing this I have learned that the success of science in the lab is indirectly proportional to the amount of rock and roll being played. That is why your experiments are failing...we need a radio."
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Chris Petrie, General Chemistry I Lab
Brevard Community College, Titusville, FL
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
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It's been four or five months since I knew where I was going...
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Dr. Lyons, GEOG 1200 - World Regional Geography
University of North Texas, Denton, TX
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
In reference to the fact that his research has been stalled out for a while...
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I haven't been a socialist or a communist since grad school.
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Dr. Lyons, GEOG 1200 - World Regional Geography
University of North Texas, Denton, TX
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submitted: September 19, 2003 |
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"If I gave you a word bank, it would just show that my nickname of Dr. Easy is justified."
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Dr. Hall, Intro to Logic
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 18, 2003 |
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