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"It's awful! People dead! People killed! You don't have any socks!"
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Whalen, British History
Queens University of Charlotte, Charlotte, NC
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submitted: November 11, 2005 |
(the horrors of war)
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"There's a law, like a law of the cosmos: shovels go with snakes!"
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Whalen, History of American Journalism
Queens University of Charlotte, Charlotte, NC
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submitted: November 11, 2005 |
(a random discussion of how to kill a snake [don't ask])
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"...you said King George snores and steals the silverware."
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Whalen, British History
Queens University of Charlotte, Charlotte, NC
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submitted: November 11, 2005 |
(example of seditious libel)
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"He looooves banks! Big banks! He thinks banks are the greatest thing since canned beer!"
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Whalen, History of American Journalism
Queens University of Charlotte, Charlotte, NC
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submitted: November 11, 2005 |
(on Alexander Hamilton's financial fixation)
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"The British came to America for freedom of religion. Who else was there? The French! Why were they there? They were looking for errant beavers!"
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Whalen, British History
Queens University of Charlotte, Charlotte, NC
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submitted: November 11, 2005 |
(on early America)
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"lets take a break and do some physics....now that we're being observed"
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Carl Fornell - - - honestly wat a G!, C-squared physics
West BLoomfield High, WB, MI
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submitted: November 11, 2005 |
fornell talks about random things as usual...and then when the ap physics teacher walks in...he decides to act like we're workin on physics
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I amuse myself sometimes... lying in bed at night (entire lecture bursts into laughter)
(once the laughing had stopped) I think you'll find all teachers do that. (laughter resumes)
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Hugh Darwin, CS233 Database Systems
University of Warwick, Coventry, Warwick
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submitted: November 10, 2005 |
says it all really!
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Its like a highland cow: It's got a big head, and a long beautiful tail, but the middle is full of bull.
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Neville Cramer, Business org. and practice
Kingston University, Kingston, London
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submitted: November 10, 2005 |
When talking about writing a report
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"I'm handing out the plants, all you need to do is supply the pot"
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Prof. Mericack, Vis. Com.
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submitted: November 9, 2005 |
she was handing out plant templates while we were drawing potted plants
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When I was a child, I fought a dragon...
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Damien Walls,
St Columbs College, Derry, Ireland
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submitted: November 9, 2005 |
We were reading The Hobbit
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Is the chair okay?!?
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Arf Feuer, Systems & Networks
Northeastern University, Boston, MA
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submitted: November 8, 2005 |
He asked this after a girl in our class managed to overpower the chair with her weight snapping one of the legs off falling onto the floor in the process... notice he didn't ask how she was.
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"hands up for 3! good!
hands up for 2! *silence* go on, be brave! you're wrong"
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Dr Fawaz aldabbagh, ch101
National University of Ireland Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: November 8, 2005 |
"fawaz asks for people to put up their hands when loads of people shouted different answers"
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"they were created by industrial chemists, like me , but not me, ones not as smart as me"
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Dr fawaz Aldabbagh, ch101
National Universtity of Ireland Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: November 8, 2005 |
Fawaz explains CFCs to us.
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Stressed Male Teacher on school's PA System: "The girls who were spoken to about the inappropriate length of their skirts are to come and stand on my desk after school. I will not tolerate lateness. Standing on my desk, immediately after school."
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Mr. Hashimoto,
Sorachigun High School, Hokkaido, Japan
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submitted: November 8, 2005 |
...interesting slip of the tongue...he intended to say "in front of my desk"...
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A bottle of gin is a time machine.
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Amy Kind, Metaphysics
Claremont McKenna College, Claremont, California
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submitted: November 7, 2005 |
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1 x 6 = 10... is that right? yah that looks about right.
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P. Wisner, Honors Chemestry
XRDS, Los Angeles, CA
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
Trying to explain significant figures
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Behold the female anatomy. Looks a little like a spaceship, doesn't it?
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Mr. Moskalok,
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
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We don't speak English as good as we should.
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Kate Goelz, Intro. to Computer Applications
Rutgers University, New Brunswick, NJ
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
No, we doesn't.
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We will draw the electron in green. Why? Because electrons are green. You can tell this by looking at an oscilloscope.
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Helmut Vogel, Physics III: Modern Essentials
Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
approximate, it's been six years
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Life is a Sexually transmitted Terminal Disease
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Dr. Huckabay, Geography 107
Central Washington University, Ellensburg, Washington
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
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I go to my doctor because she's fat. Why? Because she won't get on you about your weight.
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Dr. Sharon Johnson, MGT 510
Taylor University MBA, Ft. Wayne, IN
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submitted: November 5, 2005 |
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You know, if you want something [you discover] to be named after you, all you really have to do is give it a really inconvenient name.
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Michael Hutchings, Algebraic Topology
UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: November 5, 2005 |
While talking about Lefschetz numbers.
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"See? You've been missing this. This is a sexy book."
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Dr. Paul Sracic, Political Thought 1
Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: November 4, 2005 |
Talking about "The Republic" by Plato...
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Kolpas(to me): Do you play any sports?
me: No
Kolpas: so you're just a nerd?
me:ummmmm...
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Dr. Kolpas, Clac II
Glendale Community College, Glendale, CA
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submitted: November 4, 2005 |
:( poor me. I don't even do that well in my classes.
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If your question is about whether the SLACKER branding machine is real, then I will answer only if
you can correctly tell me where the word "gullible" is engraved on the Dr. Dixon statue
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Tim Hansell, Database Design
Cedarville, Cedarville, Ohio
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submitted: November 3, 2005 |
In an email about an upcoming lab.
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