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This is immaterial, but it's so cool, I can't let it pass.
Dennis Tack, Precalculus
Luther College, , IA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 4, 2009
Rating: unrated

You get to do a final project on the muscle mechanics of your favorite activity... well your favorite activity that you can talk about in public.
Dr. Lawrence Rome, Biol215
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 5, 2009

Describing an upcoming class
Rating: 9.33333

Today I get to do something I've waited my entire career to do: I get to play Bruce Springsteen for class!
Dr. Andrew Auge, Modern Irish Lit and Culture
Loras College, Dubuque, IA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 6, 2009

reading Roddy Doyle's The Deportees - sweet book btw
Rating: unrated

"(s-1)^2*stuff, or if you really want to be formal, stuff(s)"
Dan Guralnik, Intro to Ordinary Differential Equations
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: December 7, 2009

While going through the partial fraction decomposition of a Laplace transformed equation.
Rating: unrated

"....and....oh, I just realized it appears as if this monkey is wearing nail polish. This is really a wild-type monkey."
Albert Millis, Developmental Bio
SUNY Albany, Albany, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 10, 2009
Rating: 9.33333

This is not a sexy thing... its not going to make it to the top of anyone's agenda.
Dr. Mary Durfee, SS3600 US Foreign Policy
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 10, 2009

Dr. Durfee on adaptation to global warming
Rating: unrated

"The first chapter or two was delightful, but then it sort of...continued..."
Dr. Patricia Carlson, Science Fiction
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: December 11, 2009

Talking about a cyberpunk book. I believe Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.
Rating: 9.5

What are the two places two contradictions can both be true? North Korea and Wall Street...
Tim Watters, Intro to Logic
Whatcom Community College, Bellingham, WA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 15, 2009
Rating: unrated

I’m a man of my word. That’s why I try not to make promises.
D. Tunstall, Philosophy of Religion
Grand Valley State University, Allendale, Mi

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 15, 2009
Rating: unrated

The practical accomplishments of your country and your family have made it possible for you to waste four years of your life studying useless information.
Prof. Lockerd, European Civilization
GVSU, Allendale, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 15, 2009

The first day of two full semesters studying European Literature, Art and Music.
Rating: 9.75

"I used my ninja powers to explode his mind."
Dr. Michael Denner, Elementary Russian I
Stetson University, Deland, FL

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 23, 2009

He said this in reference to a student who put away a handout that had just been given to us before we could go over its contents. Debates rage as to whether or not this was a reference to a ninja interrupting class the day before.
Rating: 7

It's like Epcot... with bullets!
Dr. Denner, Russian 101
Stetson University, Deland, Fl

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 23, 2009

Said on the first day of Russian 101, describing the culture of Russia-- apparently, it was all made up because they felt like they needed cultural things...?
Rating: unrated

Every time you masturbate, it's like genocide!
Dr. Joshua Rust, Intro to Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, Florida

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 23, 2009
Rating: 10

A happy AK-47 is a firing AK-47!
Dr. Joshua Rust, Intro to Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, Florida

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 23, 2009
Rating: 10

A happy broom is a broom that’s sweeping. Not one that wants to be Angelina Jolie.
Dr. Joshua Rust, Intro to Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, Florida

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 23, 2009
Rating: 6

That was mezzo-scary
Dr. Dickau, Concert Choir
Minnesota State University - Mankato, Mankato, MN

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: December 26, 2009
Rating: unrated

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