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It's really hard to teach out of a book you wrote. I'll never do it again.
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Dr. Robert Tubbs, Transcendental Number Theory
University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
Since you can't blame the author for clumsy notation and typos.
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| Rating: 9 |
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If you want one result, measure it once.
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Dr. R. E. Forbes, Experimental Techniques
Mississippi State University, Mississippi State, Mississippi
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
This was made in reference to measurement uncertainty and hysteresis
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| Rating: 7 |
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Did you notice the duct work in that building?
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Dr. R. E. Forbes, Air Conditioning
Mississippi State University, Mississippi State, Mississippi
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
The comment was made in an Air Conditioning class days after the Oklahoma City bombing.
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| Rating: 9 |
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The manual is good for two things - propping up desks, and cleaning up spilt milk.
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Dr Beard, Product Realization I
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
Referring to the program MathCad and it's associated manual.
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Paris Hilton's probably never used a dry erase marker in her life. Except to sniff it.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
She was pretending to be Paris Hilton endorsing a dry erase marker.
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| Rating: 8 |
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Next time you see a woman with too many children you can, you know, bite a chunk off of one of them.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
She was demonstrating how ridiculous somebody's viewpoint was.
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I have taken over Kroger. Like putty in my hands.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
Something about manipulating minds...
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Nudity plus genitals plus movement equals sex.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
Something about cheating
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| Rating: 10 |
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Part of being a professor is shameless self promotion...
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Dr. Jody Sundt, Research Methods
Indiana University Bloomington, ,
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submitted: September 3, 2004 |
Prof. upon handing the class a copy of her own article to read.
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This is like phone sex for nerds!
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Dr. Jody Sundt, Research Methods
Indiana University Bloomington, ,
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submitted: September 3, 2004 |
Prof. relating her excitement manipulating data during a conference call.
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Okay, we can multiply matrices with the "two finger" method...
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Dr. Greg Ammar, Numerical Analysis
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: September 3, 2004 |
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They need to fire their researchers... Somebody F-ed up. I want my money back!
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Dr. Adam Shapiro, Research Methods
University of North Florida, ,
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submitted: September 3, 2004 |
Dr. Shapiro reacting to some substandard research.
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It may be incorrect but it's true for me. It goes right to my thighs.
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Dr. Adam Shapiro, Research Methods
University of North Florida, ,
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submitted: September 3, 2004 |
Dr. Shapiro commenting on fatty foods.
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Tell you what, stick your feet in a bucket of salt water, stick a steel rod in that light socket, and an imaginary number will kill you.
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Mr. Preston, Algebra III with Trig
Bowling Green High School, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 3, 2004 |
Said in a response to a student complaining that imaginary numbers weren't real
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"I'm a 60's kid. I believe what goes around comes around. I believe if you lie to me, someday you will be walking across central campus and a plane at thirty thousand feet will lose a wheel and turn you into a grease spot. Don't lie to me."
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Dr. Stuart, Music 102
Iowa State University, Ames, IA
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submitted: September 4, 2004 |
First day of class. Best first impression ever.
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"I'm not a scatologist, but I'd say that's wolf scat."
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Jim Schmierer, Timber Harvesting
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 6, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Don't be distracted by the dots! Keep your wits about you.
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Glen Archer, Circuits for non EEs
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 6, 2004 |
I had missed class, so he gave me a copy of the slides. This made an abrupt appearance, and was hard to decipher out of context. It eventually made sense, but it still cracks me up.
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Tenure means never having to say you're sorry.
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Donald R. Sadoway, 3.091 - Introduction to Solid State Chemistry
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 7, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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"I had a rough morning.. i woke up next to my wife, put my arm around here and said, I love you destiny.. my wifes name is Mary"
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Dr. McGinn, ELE210
Northern Illinois University, Dekalb, IL
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submitted: September 7, 2004 |
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"In the japanese belief, anything more powerfull and mysterious than you is a God. Therefore, to you, I am God..... So are your parents."
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Dr. Cort, Religions of China and Japan
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 7, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"Go into your local church and say 'Jesus, you aren't doing your job. I think you need to be replaced.' That doesn't compute..."
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Dr. Cort, Religions of China and Japan
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 7, 2004 |
The diferences between the chinese religious beliefs and that of the western world.
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And in the Lutheran Traditions: Guilt, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Dr. Cort, Religions of China and Japan
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 7, 2004 |
Said to differentiate between Wester Religion and Confucianism.
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"If you get the lowest score, it means you had the best time over the weekend. Congratulations."
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Dr. Gregory D. Earle, Electricity and Magnetism
University of Texas at Dallas, Richardson, TX
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submitted: September 8, 2004 |
Referring to a quiz the day after Labor day weekend.
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"I'm in class right now, really, it just looks like I'm not!"
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University of Dayton, Dayton, OH
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submitted: September 8, 2004 |
Said by a bio. prof. that was in the office trying to get an updated class list. I asked if I could use that excuse, he of course said no.
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Complete BR Filter Design
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Dr. Sean Carroll, Digital Signal Processing II
Tri-State University, Angola, IN
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submitted: September 8, 2004 |
Not actually a quote, but the title of a handout. The 'BR' (short for Band-Reject) was carefully hand-lettered over a blotch of White-Out. This type of filter is also known as a Band-Stop (BS) filter, which is in fact what the prof been calling them up until this point...the terminology change came about when another prof picked up the (pre-White-out) original off the copier, read the title and burst out laughing...
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