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Teacher: Well actually, Kerry went hunting yesterday. Does anyone know what he shot?
Student: A republican!?
Teacher: No a goose. But I'll bet that goose was a conservative
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Ms. Mabry, Honors Human Geography and Economics
John Hersey High School, Arlington Heights, Illinoise
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submitted: October 23, 2004 |
We were talking about gun control laws and the canidate's stances on them and somehow this came up...
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"We've discussed this before, No Fragging in Class" --- Dr. Tom Wrensch
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Wrensch, Computing Theory
Univ of the Pacific, Stockton, CA
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submitted: October 22, 2004 |
On students typing and clicking on their laptops during class.
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| Rating: 9.6 |
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Gesture the hell out of it
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Brice Hobbs, Drawing
Rhode Island Schhol Of Design, Providence, RI
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submitted: October 22, 2004 |
talking about us drawing
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"It takes time for jello to gel!"
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Dr. D.C. Merchant, General Psychology
Amarillo College, Amarillo, Texas
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submitted: October 22, 2004 |
In reference to the need for students to spend time studying topics.
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| Rating: 10 |
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What freaks the Japanese out more than Godzilla?
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Bob Darcy, America Government
Oklahoma State University, Stillwater, Oklahoma
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submitted: October 21, 2004 |
This was the funniest thing I've heard in a while. He was entirely serious and wanted us to answer.
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Natty Light is a cheap way to get drunk. This is a fallacy because, (alcohol concentration*fl oz.*drink-ability)divided by cost = drunkenness. Your actually paying less for a beer of a higher quality because the alcohol conc. and the drink-ability is so low that they cancel each other out. As college students you should appreciate this.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, , Ohio
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submitted: October 21, 2004 |
Demostrating a fallacy created by the beer industries.
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| Rating: 9 |
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For those of you going into medical school: If I'm ever on the table, and you make a mistake, I'll think poorly of you. I'll also go back and change your grade in this course.
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Dr. K.D. Berlin, CHEM 3053 & 3153, Organic Chemistry
Oklahoma State University, Stillwater, Oklahoma
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submitted: October 21, 2004 |
| Rating: 8 |
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"There is a car crash and an orgasm on every page, its a great book!"
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John Turner, Com 105
Goucher College, Baltimore, MD
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submitted: October 21, 2004 |
Referring to book "crash" by JG Ballard.
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"I do know all of your names... I just want someone to volunteer."
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Dr. Tavakolian, Gender and Environment from a cross-cultural perspective
Denison University, Granville, OH
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submitted: October 21, 2004 |
Used as a threat when none of the class was talking.
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Is this the correct algorithm? I'll give you a hint: no.
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Prof Stone, CS70
Harvey Mudd, Claremont, California
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submitted: October 20, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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"The area of this duck is the same as the area of this duck, which comes as a relief."
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Vin de Silva, Math 51 (Linear Algebra/Multivariable Calculus)
Stanford University, Stanford, CA
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submitted: October 20, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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Straton, answering a workbook question: "У меня нет сумки" (I don't have a purse.)
Dr. Denner: We all know that's a lie, man.
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Dr. Denner, Russian 201
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: October 19, 2004 |
| Rating: 6 |
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Do not pee on the Russian president!
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Dr. Denner, Russian 201
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: October 19, 2004 |
Regarding the aforementioned similarity between the Russian verbs for "pee" [on] and "write" [to.]
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I recognize your faces. I know your names. I could pick you out of a lineup if I had to.
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Dr. Hall, Wittgenstein Seminar
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: October 19, 2004 |
We were talking about the mind and recognition and- this came out.
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"I'm sure you're taking other courses here, but they don't matter. They're just decoration."
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Jim Guthrie, American Lit: Earlier 19th Century
Wright State University, Dayton, OH
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submitted: October 19, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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"I can take my head and bang it against this wall (bangs head) and I guarantee you that I can feel it."
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John Turner, Communications 105
Goucher College, Baltimore, Maryland
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submitted: October 19, 2004 |
Forget the context, but he really did bang his head.. And hard too!
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"Clearly, my brain is not violating the second law of thermodynamics; it's becoming more and more disordered."
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Dukan, thermodynamics
Goucher, Baltimore, MD
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submitted: October 19, 2004 |
She hadn't had her coffee that morning.
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Who the hell's a virgin anymore?
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John Turner,
Goucher, Baltimore, MD
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submitted: October 19, 2004 |
With reference to a white wedding dress, saying that no one does this today.
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After another of his funny but inappropriate comments, he said, "You shouldn't repeat anything we say here in class. These are private communications."
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 360 - Communication Systems
Northern Illinois University, ,
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submitted: October 16, 2004 |
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"Did I tell you about the student that did get a zero on my exam? He came up to me after class and asked what the curve would be."
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 360 - Communication Systems
Northern Illinois University, ,
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submitted: October 16, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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After failing 75% of the previous semester's 210 students, he talked about the dirac delta function, which is equal to zero everywhere but t=0.
Pointing to the zero values, he said, "These are like students in 210. They're all zeros."
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, Northern Illinois University
ELE 360 - Communication Systems, ,
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submitted: October 16, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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It's kind of like my favorite book: the dictionary. I figure it's got all the other books in it.
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 360 - Communication Systems
Northern Illinois University, ,
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submitted: October 16, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"I might not be here, I don't know. I might have jury duty. I'm hoping for something real juicy, like a murder trial. I've always wanted to fry somebody."
Later, he said, "My TA's think they won't let me on a jury, and I don't know why."
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 360 - Communication Systems
Northern Illinois University, ,
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submitted: October 16, 2004 |
This isn't an exact quote, but it's close.
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"Ok, pretend you can't read. Pretend you're an NIU education major."
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 360 - Communication Systems
Northern Illinois University, ,
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submitted: October 16, 2004 |
| Rating: 8.5 |
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Said to a particularly annoying student: "I've notices you're averaging a question about every 5 minutes. Is there a premium service I don't know about? Because if there is, I want to collect on the money!"
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 360 - Communication Systems
Northern Illinois University, ,
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submitted: October 16, 2004 |
McGinn is the greatest.
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