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I said I would only take the job if I got to confuse people
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Dr. Roth, Math-110
Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario
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submitted: March 1, 2006 |
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Nobody listens to me at work... nobody listens to me at home... but you will listen to me here. But you don't, so... pop quizzes.
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Narayan J. Kulkarni, Data Communications and Networks I
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
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submitted: March 1, 2006 |
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"Now St. Pats is coming up around the corner, so you all should remember what Shakespeare said:
Beware of the Ides of March, March 15, and Beware Greeks bearing gifts."
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Mary Kirgan, Math 14
University of Missouri-Rolla, Rolla, MO
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submitted: March 2, 2006 |
FYI: St. Pats is a huge celebration at UMR
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I don't know about you, but that's why I stopped doing drugs.
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Dr. Martinez, Business Ethics
Cedarville, Cedarville, Ohio
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submitted: March 2, 2006 |
In response to a mention of the anti-drug adds which claimed that money spent on drugs funds terrorism.
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And this is known as a terraced crescendo. No, not "terrorist," "terraced!"
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Mr. Nelson, Beginning/Intermediate Band
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: March 2, 2006 |
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Two is popular, but then I will have to deal with big numbers. Like 4.
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Dr. Aaron Montgomery, Linear Algebra 2
Central Washington University, Ellensburg, Washington
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submitted: March 2, 2006 |
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For example: if I didn't let you turn in late homework, and you said, "Buck's a jerk," that would not be a logical statement; it's an opinion... A widely held opinion, though.
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Dr Buck Stephen, 101 Core Competency in Mathematics
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: March 2, 2006 |
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It's like Dumbo's feather. If your calculator is in the room, you can fly!
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Michael Orrison, Discrete Math
Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA
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submitted: March 3, 2006 |
He was letting us know that, while he wasn't going to bar us from using calculators on our midterm, we weren't actually going to need them. But... some people just like having them around.
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Of course, this is just general abstract bullshit.
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Patrick Bonckaert, Geometry
Hasselt University, Hasselt, Limburg, Belgium
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submitted: March 3, 2006 |
On the fact that an empty space is also open.
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"And where are we routing the FX monitor to? Well, the lead singer could be high as a kite and those sounds might be making him feel pretty groovy."
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Steven Smith, MUM 1600 (Recording 1)
Florida Community College at Jacksonville, Jacksonville, Florida
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submitted: March 4, 2006 |
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Since you didn't have any homework for today, this lesson will be kind of like a disco!
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BJ, Counterpoint
Xxx Academy of Music, Xxx, Sweden
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submitted: March 5, 2006 |
BJ is referring to the fact that he will be using the CD player for a major part of the lesson. Playing Baroque fugues only...
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Take a stab at it; it's what a serial killer would do.
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Dr. Elizabeth Sperry, Ethics
William Jewell College, Liberty, Missouri
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submitted: March 5, 2006 |
She encourages us to answer questions... thoughtfully.
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You know all that Freudian stuff where everything you say is motivated subconsciously? I hope that's not true because of all the sick mofo things I say...
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Dr. Elizabeth Sperry, Ethics
William Jewell College, Liberty, Missouri
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submitted: March 5, 2006 |
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These are two diferrent topics - YOUVE GOT TO KEEP THEM SEPERATED
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Dr. Elizabeth Sperry,
William Jewell College, Liberty, Missouri
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submitted: March 5, 2006 |
Quoting The Offspring in the middle of class after a student insinuated that they were beyond her time and subsequently flipping him off (twice) with the classic 'read between the lines method.'
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You'd have to love your Army bedmate before you went charging up the hill---I mean--BATTLE! BATTLE! BATTLE! I was talking about war!
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Dr. Elizabeth Sperry, Ethics
William Jewell College, Liberty, Missouri
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submitted: March 5, 2006 |
She tries very hard to explain Kantian moral philosophy with understandable, real-life examples; failing that she settles for some randy innuendos.
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You should come to class high on drugs!
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Dr. Elizabeth Sperry, Ethics
William Jewell College, Liberty, Missouri
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submitted: March 5, 2006 |
She was probably talking about objective morality; who knows?
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A perfect answer to the set question. 70%
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Prof Ward, Law
Leicester Polytechnic, Leicester, UK
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submitted: March 5, 2006 |
Can you tell it's law not maths?
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my girlfriend and i regularly have sex in parks and elevators. we love the thrill of getting caught and occasionally we do. whats my fetish?
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kim kenney, human sexuality
cal state fullerton, fullerton, ca
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submitted: March 5, 2006 |
now picture leggy redhead saying it!
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Mucous is your friend.
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Dr. Dan Buckley, Bio. 110
UMaine Farmington, ,
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submitted: March 7, 2006 |
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... and she turns in the same bullshit. And I mean that in the (pause) meanest way possible.
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Carl Fornell, Astronomy
West Bloomfield High School, West Bloomfield, MI
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submitted: March 8, 2006 |
Said after showing a very bad star chart and then showing the charts of two other students who copied the same thing.
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Emma: "So, if we were to have an earthquake that was a 5 on the Mercelli scale, would all the trophies and pictures around the room fall down?"
Mr. Hitter: "Probably...right on your head."
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Mr.Hitter, Earth Science
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: March 9, 2006 |
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You put everything into the sausage machine and you may get some really unhappy sausages.
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Dr. Sperry, PHI 202
William Jewell College, Liberty, MO
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submitted: March 9, 2006 |
Kantian Ethics.
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He is able to so beautifully puke it out on the page!
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Dr. Sperry, PHI 202
William Jewell College, Liberty, MO
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submitted: March 9, 2006 |
on Kant's writing style
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If you're so happy sitting there poking yourself in the eye, imagine how happy you could be when you stop!
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Dr. Sperry, PHI 202
William Jewell College, Liberty, MO
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submitted: March 9, 2006 |
on happiness
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I kinda like it that he's an elitist snob because it seems entirely justified by the way people really are.
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Dr. Sperry, PHI 202
William Jewell College, Liberty, MO
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submitted: March 9, 2006 |
J.S. Mill---one of the two dead men Dr. Sperry is in love with
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