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Some people call that the three P's. Weber didn't because he spoke German.
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Brian Gran, Sociology 112B
Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH
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submitted: September 29, 2005 |
Power, Prestige, Property
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Which leads us to Chip Jones' second rule of Fluid Dynamics. If, when you look in the back of the book, the answer does not match your answer, you obviously forgot the last step of your work, which is to multiply by 0 and add whatever answer is in the back of the book.
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Chip Jones, Fluid Dynamics
Tufts University, Boston, MA
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submitted: September 29, 2005 |
Completely out of the blue, and hilarious
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| Rating: 10 |
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Aaaand when you start using phrases like 'The Real Poop' in the middle of lecture, it's a sign that it's time to go home. Class dismissed!
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Professor Nico, Systems Programming I
Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo, CA
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submitted: September 28, 2005 |
He was sick. He knew it, we knew it, and that's the real poop on the matter.
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So you get a small cut and bleed all over the place. Because blood multiplies, its like bunnies.
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Chris Petrie, Oceanography
Brevard Community College, Titusville, FL
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submitted: September 28, 2005 |
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The transverse shear stress doesn't even show up on my give-a-shit chart.
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Josh Loukus, MEEM3501, Product Realization I
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 28, 2005 |
When comparing the importance of a transverse shear stress to a bending stress.
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Student (looking at translation): Shouldn't that be What good man must I do in order that I have eternal life.
Class laughs hysterically.
Prof: That depends on your translation!
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Dr. Rodney Reeves, Greek
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri
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submitted: September 28, 2005 |
the word thing or deed should be there instead of man...
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| Rating: 9.25 |
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The third declension in Greek is like going from Egypt to the desert. There is much wandering and thirsting and dying. You wonder where is this God taking us.
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Dr. Rodney Reeves, Greek
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri
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submitted: September 28, 2005 |
The professor trying to explain to us how hard the third declension will be to learn.
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| Rating: 9.5 |
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Those French peas, they're great.
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Dr. Bader - Saye, Theology 121J
University of Scranton, Scranton, PA
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submitted: September 27, 2005 |
Talking about the Veggie Tales version of the storming of Jericho.
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Piglet experiences acute episodes of emotional trauma while chasing heffalumps, so he should be prescribed Paxil.
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Dr. Masserano, Pharmacy 705
University of New Mexico College of Pharmacy, Albuquerque, NM
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submitted: September 27, 2005 |
Dr. Masserano did a guest lecture on neurological pathophysiology, at the end of which was a "family case study" of all that is mentally wrong with Winnie the Pooh and family...
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"Alas, feminine singular who is to be pitied!"
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Mrs. Heimbach, AP Latin
The Madeira School, McLean, VA,
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submitted: September 26, 2005 |
Ovid. *shakes head* What more can I say?
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| Rating: 10 |
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This chart can be summed up in one word: Decreased Oxygen Tension in the Tissues
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Dr. Joseph Grasso, Molecular Biology
University of Connecticut School of Medicine, Farmington, CT
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submitted: September 25, 2005 |
This was to explain an extremely complicated graph he was showing.
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All I know about is tripping!
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Dr. Pastel, Data Structures
Michigan Tech, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 24, 2005 |
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"This leads from...deterministic models...to probabalistic models...so instead of chicken and egg, you have chickenality, or eggness."
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Prof Donald Sadoway, 3.091, Intro to Solid State Chemistry
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 23, 2005 |
Sadoway on the uncertainty principle.
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Prof: I can't take it anymore I am slitting my wrists. Speaking of slitting wrists, your midterms are due monday.
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Dr. James Smith, US History I
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri
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submitted: September 23, 2005 |
Students Seeing That the Professor is cutting his wristband with a pocketknife.
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Wouldn't you want to tell an old fogey; sex is just sex it's no big deal. - Prof
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Dr. Tavakolian, Contemporary Socio-Cultural Theory
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
Would you know it, the class shifted on cue uncomfortably and no one spoke. Gee I wonder why.
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But do you want this person to meet Mom and Dad? Here you can date without letting them know back at home... Do you really want this person as an 'in-law'?
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Dr. Tavakolian, Contemporary Socio-Cultural Theory
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
Talking about dating opportunities in college and why it seems that people date more with less thought about long term relationships
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57% to 43% in the freshman class. Some women will find other women, remain celebate or settle for the bozo's in their class.
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Dr. Tavakolian, Contemporary Socio-Cultural Theory
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
the percentage breakdown of women to men in the freshman class.
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I married a poet, then he became a political scientist and I got a divorce. That's the story of my marriage.
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Dr. Waters, Sociology Anthropology
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
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Student "If you had any super power what would you have?"
Prof "The power to turn everyone into Soc/Anth majors. To give everyone a sociocultural imagination"
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Dr. Tavakolian, Sociology Anthropology
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
I always wondered how people got these interesting things out of professors. Now I know. Ask during a luncheon, they'll say anything!
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Does anyone know about this ProfQuotes thing? No? Good.
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Thad Starner, CS 3600, Intro to Artificial Intelligence
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, GA
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
| Rating: 9.33333 |
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I don't teach ethics, I teach success. Bribery is the way to success.
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Dr. Johnson, Admin Policy and Strategy
Cedarville, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
| Rating: 10 |
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I didn't choose (my teacher aid) because she's brilliant. I chose her because she's a blond. Ok, not really. My wife is a brunette - most of the time. There's a little gray there.
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Dr. Sharon Johnson, Admin Policy and Strategy
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
um... is Mrs. Johnson reading this???
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Maybe I should just rub myself against the blackboard
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Paul Chew, COM S 211
Cornell University, Ithaca, New York
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
discussing how to erase the blackboard with no eraser
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Krolak: Back when I worked at Burger King, this one woman came in and started breast feeding her kid! I mean, she didn't have a blanket or anything to hide it!
Student: Was she hot?
Krolak: Why, are ya THIRSTY?!
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Ms. Krolak, English 11
Lake Central, St. John, Indiana
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
Another odd anecdote from english
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Back then it was for procreation, not an extracurricular activity.
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Ms. Krolak, English 11
Lake Central, St. John, Indiana
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submitted: September 22, 2005 |
Talking about sex. In english. Can't remember why...
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