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Bless you. That was a very nice sneeze. When I sneeze it sounds like the eruption of Mt. St. Helens. Bad things happen.
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Janet Monge, Anth 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
(to a sneezing student)
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I used to wonder why tornadoes always seemed to blow away trailer parks in Kansas, then I went to Kansas and realized the whole state is a trailer park. Just a big confluence of trailer parks. Where are the cities?
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Janet Monge, Anth 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
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We know that these Neanderthals had kids. They didn't steal them.
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Janet Monge, Anth 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
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Give that man a whiskey.
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Janet Monge, Anth 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
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As many of my students know, I often like to walk around the stage and take my clothes off.
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Janet Monge,
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
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"...and when she kills her pimp...do you guys know what a pimp is? Do they still use that term? They do? Good."
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Harold Scheub, The African Storyteller
University of Wisconsin Madison, Madison, WI
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
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"You're all just barnacles on the ship of Progress!"
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Betty Mayhew, English
St Mary Star of the Sea, Wollongong, NSW
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
This is what she'd yell at the class when we'd stopping doing work. Or said something stupid. Or in any way upset her. Ah, Mad Betty.. Bam-ba-lam.
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You don't play catch with a yellow perch
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Dr. Milewski, Ichthyology
Paul Smith's College, Paul Smiths, NY
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
said after referencing thier spines
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Maybe they had a body they needed to get rid of. Why would you leave your car there??
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Jane Dawson, Geology 101
Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
said while showing a picture of slow moving lava slowly overtaking a car
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Prof: "do you kids study with headphones on like the finance kids did in the 90's did?"
Students: "no"
Prof: "good because maybe you won't fuck our economy up in the future"
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, Cases in Financial Management
Ithaca College, Ithaca, New York
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
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"Then we die and go to heaven and there's Santa Jesus giving out groovy stuff"
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David Banta, Great Works : You're Going to Die
Hanover College, Hanover, Indiana
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
Mocking christian view of heaven
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I will endeavor to explain my point - but first, can anyone else hear the squirrels in the ceiling? This is bizarre.
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Prof. Mark Jurdjevic, Machiavelli's World
York University, Toronto, Ontario
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
Rustling in the pipes made him jump to conclusions.
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"The smaller someone is, the closer they can get which is kind of neat sometimes."
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Professor William Robinson, Chemistry
Purdue University, West Lafayett, Indiana
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submitted: April 6, 2010 |
In reference to how the size of 2 atoms affects the distance between them.
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Giving an example while talking about possible survey questions: " 'How sexually promiscuous are you?: (a) Not at all, (b) Somewhat, (c) Average, (d) Very Promiscuous or (e) Tiger Woods' "
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T. Attwood, POL2156
University of Ottawa, Ottawa, Ontario
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submitted: April 6, 2010 |
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Sulfuric acid plus your clothes, equals bad times.
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Dr. Russell Grubs, Chemistry
Grand Canyon University, Phoenix, Arizona
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submitted: April 6, 2010 |
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because we are bipeds it is less efficient for for us to walk on all four limbs. unless you were me this past saturday morning. i was so hungover
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jen ramsay, human evo
ubc, vancouver, british columbia
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submitted: April 6, 2010 |
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Okay guys, class evaluations are coming up. I know you guys are not planning on doing these, so while you are sitting there doing nothing, imagine this: There is a big whit field of snow. The only thing that is peeking out from that snow and two eyes, the eyes of a baby seal. Each day you don't do your evaluations a little snow melts, and soon that baby seal will be exposed for all the hunters to find and club to death. So, every time you don't do that class evaluation, I want you to think of this. Dead. Baby. Seals.
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Professor Stivers, Composition
Savannah College of Art and Design, ,
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submitted: April 5, 2010 |
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The world is my skid pad.
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Dr. David Mikesell, Dynamics
Ohio Northern University, Ada, OH
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submitted: April 4, 2010 |
Talking to some students about the friction coefficient between tires and snow.
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Its Mardi Gras! (starts throwing beads at students) Show me some boobies!
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Nacey Washer, Human Heritage II
SUNY Brockport, brockport, ny
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submitted: April 2, 2010 |
monotone voice the whole time with out cracking a smile
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When in trouble, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout.
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Capt. Modic, Ship's Stability and Trim
Mass Maritime Academy, Buzzards Bay, MA
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submitted: March 31, 2010 |
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"In the Garden of Eden there were three trees, and a man who said, 'Eat these trees'."
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Prof. John T. Ambenge, Sociology 101
Middlesex Community College, Middletown, Connecticut
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submitted: March 31, 2010 |
Professor Ambenge explaining the story of the Garden of Eden to our class.
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Ah, Avery Point Sailing, where men are men and women are men.
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Dr. McManus, Coastal System Sciences I
UConn Avery Point, Groton, CT
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submitted: March 29, 2010 |
This was after me and a girl said we've sailed small boats in gale warnings before.
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"He's pretty much just saying 'Noooo, I'm just flippin' off the air.'"
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Sean King,
Cal High, San Ramon, CA
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submitted: March 22, 2010 |
While explaining what Sampson meant in Romeo and Juliet when he said 'I do bite my thumb, sir, but not a you, sir'
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You all don't seem to give a rats ass about your planet. Are you going to be burning coal for the rest of your life?
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Ronald Toth, Bio 103
NIU, Dekalb, IL
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submitted: March 21, 2010 |
extremely funny, older man, very witty.
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"This is how any American movie can be summarized. Good-guy meets bad-guy. Good-guy kills bad-guy. Good-guy gets laid."
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Kim Adair, Understanding Canadian Law and American History/World History
Timiskaming District Secondary School, Timiskaming Shores, Ontario
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submitted: March 21, 2010 |
Adair is, by far, the greatest teacher in all of history. Ever.
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