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"Now, in T'ai Chi, you can pimp-strut."
Carlos, Beginning T'ai Chi
University of Redlands, , California

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: October 4, 2006
Rating: unrated

A Lipid is everything you get when you take a big pile of humanity, put it through a blender, and extract with hexane
Arthur Glasfeld, Structural Bio-Chemistry
Reed College, Portland, OR

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: October 4, 2006
Rating: 9

Bio-Chemistry is the best branch of Chemistry because it allows lazy people to have molecules
Arthur Glasfeld, Structural Bio-Chemistry
Reed College, Portland, OR

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: October 4, 2006
Rating: unrated

Dolphins may know the secret to life. They swim through the sea at high speeds.
Dr. Kurt Pregitzer, Forest and Landscape Ecology
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: October 3, 2006
Rating: unrated

This class isn't about homework. It's about donuts.
Michael Moore, HU2640 STC Professional Development
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: October 3, 2006
Rating: unrated

Now let's talk about the penis
Dr. Douglas Gould, Gross Anatomy
University of Kentucky College of Medicine, Lexington, Kentucky

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: October 1, 2006

During a Pelvis & Perineum lecture to a class of first year medical students
Rating: unrated

It's hard to eat 20 foot long spaghetti if you have no teeth.
John G. Williams, Intro to Polymer Science
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (2) submitted: September 30, 2006
Rating: 7

Yes, I would skip that step if I was doing this alone in my office.
Dr. H. Bellout, Business Calculus
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 27, 2006

When asked if a certain step was necessary
Rating: unrated

"This class is all about expressing yourself."
John Seiffertt, Computer Engineering 111
University of Missouri - Rolla, Rolla, MO

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 27, 2006
Rating: unrated

*Looks at what he just wrote* "I made a booboo." *Erases everything*
Mr. Battaglino, IB Chemistry
AIS, Vienna,

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: September 25, 2006

Funny in a sad sort of way because it happens so often. The worst part is he teaches right from the book.
Rating: 10

This is the beauty of Economics. When you have a problem, just assume there's no problem.
Dr. Akbar, Macroeconomics
Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, BC

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 25, 2006
Rating: 6

So if in job interview, they ask you, what does it mean when shear stress on fluid is zero... if you don't know the answer they will know you are from University of Wisconsin.
Dr. Gopal Jayaraman, Fluid Mechanics
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (19) submitted: September 20, 2006

Dr. Jay's way of emphasizing how we should know that fluid velocity is zero when shear stress is zero, while making fun of Wisconsin... in a raspy indian accent too.
Rating: 10

"There's more than one way to get down off a duck."
Mr. Buck,
The Humberview School, Bolton, Ontario

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 19, 2006

(essential Buckian wisdom)
Rating: 5

"Young White King, adult children, looking for Queen. Likes long walks on the beach. Must like executions."
Professor Braddock, Tudor- Stuart England
Saginaw Valley State University, Saginaw, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 17, 2006

Discussing Henry VI, when his wife died what his personal aid would have looked like
Rating: unrated

It's like a long run for a short slide
Professor Braddock, Tudor- Stuart England
Saginaw Valley State University, Saginaw, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 17, 2006

Referring to the time we have left in class to how much material we have yet to cover.
Rating: unrated

acceleration is dv/dt. It always has been and always will be!
Nels Christopherson, Dynamics
MTU, Hougton, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 16, 2006
Rating: 1

"Love is a function of the hydrostatic pressure on your testicles."
Prof. Jon Johnston, Ancient Philosophy
Ga Tech, Atlanta, GA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 15, 2006
Rating: 10

Most people don’t know where that monthly payment (for a car loan) comes from. They think it comes from God. It is kinda nice to have a financial calculator to intimidate a car salesman.
Adjunct Professor Mick Beideck, Finance 361
University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraska

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 14, 2006
Rating: 10

Student: Whould I be allowed to, say, draw it in outer space instead of a normal nature setting?
Kaufman: Well, I'll answer you this way. Let's say you're going to the Jeep dealership and you want a yellow Jeep. You're not just going to buy the FIRST yellow jeep you see, right? You're going to buy the brightest yellow you can possibly find. *continues on this trail for about 5 minutes* Does that answer your question?
*everyone exchanges extremely confused looks*
Mr. Kaufman, Drawing
Pennsylvania College of Technology, Williamsport, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 12, 2006
Rating: unrated

Kaufman: Ooh is that a spaceship?
Student: Yeah
K: *totally serious* Oh boy, I've seen those! Really!
Mr. Kaufman, Drawing
Pennsylvania College of Technology, Williamsport, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 12, 2006
Rating: unrated

So, we have four windows users, and the linux freak in the corner.
Dr.Roever, CS208
NUI, Galway, Galway, Ireland

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 11, 2006

I'm that linux freak :(
Rating: 8.5

Quote 1: being goofy means you're a dumb dog
Quote 2: Don't play the yoker with me, if you want to be a yoker, go upstairs
Mr Mauricio, Physics
The International Preparatory School, Santiago, Don't know

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 10, 2006
Rating: unrated

"This is stuff you learned in preschool... i mean middle school."
Mr. Young, geometry
cv, pittsburgh, pa

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 10, 2006

still haven't figured out if this was deliberate.
Rating: unrated

"The only one to blame is the person you slept with last night."
Mr. Young, geometry
cv, pittsbugh, pa

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 10, 2006

and what he doesn't know....
Rating: unrated

Sorry, I just had a brain fart.
Dr. Kathryn Matera, Chem 111
Baldwin Wallace College, Berea, OH

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: September 6, 2006

Said when she suddenly lost her train of thought while writing on the blackboard.
Rating: 7

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