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You could call it "4x1" but then people may think it is about an orgy.
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Ms. Marquart, English 306-Poetry
Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
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submitted: October 1, 2004 |
Comment made while trying to find a good title for a poem written about the 4 x 100 meter track relay race.
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You people really believe in free will? Nicole Kidman knocks on my door tonight, I'm gonna have NO free will.
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Michael Hiltbrunner, Intro to Philosophy
Columbus College of Art & Design, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: October 2, 2004 |
Not the first time Nicole Kidman assisted Hiltbrunner with an argument.
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You have to set priorities. Open calendar, write down plan for each day, say, "Hmm, today, I do no work. Today I go to bar."
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Leah Wong, Illustration Styles & Concepts
Columbus College of Art & Design, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: October 2, 2004 |
| Rating: 8.5 |
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You can only get so naked
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: October 5, 2004 |
Why she likes cold better than hot
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That's the difference between Mennonites and Amish. Mennonites go to Cedar Point, Amish go to the zoo. Have you ever been to the zoo? All Amish people. You'd think they'd be sick of animals, but no.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: October 5, 2004 |
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20 minutes and 60/60, I just can't keep them straight anymore.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: October 5, 2004 |
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Prof: "And so our answers are:"
Writes 0010, stares for a moment, erases it, and writes 1101.
Prof: "Ah, dyslexia"
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Dr. Jacek Fabrykowski, Discrete Mathematics
Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: October 6, 2004 |
While working with boolean algebra...
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Why does Paul want to go to Spain, of all places? To see the beaches? The seņoritas?
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Dr. Rodney Reeves, Later Pauline Epistles
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: October 6, 2004 |
While discussing Paul's letter to the Romans.
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In the real world you don't do it this way, but I couldn't tell you that earlier or you would've stopped listening. You're going to be so angry when you realize how useless this was.
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L. Svensson, Multivariable Calculus
Royal Institute of Technology, Stockholm, Sweden
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submitted: October 6, 2004 |
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After drawing an arrow on the board: "This means an arrow."
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L. Svensson, Calculus
Royal Institute of Technology, Stockholm, Sweden
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submitted: October 6, 2004 |
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Getting old and blind's a bitch.
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Professor William Ross, CGT 241: Intro to Computer Animation
Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana
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submitted: October 6, 2004 |
Said while trying to find an icon in 3d Studio Max. He then apologized for his indelicate language.
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We care about the vertical position of my butt with respect to time
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Steven Dyer, EECE 530 Control Systems
Kansas State University, Manhattan, KS
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submitted: October 7, 2004 |
Quarter car model with spring and damping system.
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Don't blow a kidney!
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Charlie Gallant, MATH 253 & 254
StFX, antigonish, NS
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submitted: October 7, 2004 |
a classic charlie gallant quote
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Do you trust me, baby?
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Charlie Gallant, Matrix Algebra
StFX, Antigonish, NS
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submitted: October 7, 2004 |
Explaining why we should do proofs in math.
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"Get It On, Quickie Version!"
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Alton Thompson,
Michigan Tech, ,
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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Have you heard of those invisible stealth airplanes?
(class doesn't respond)
Of course not! They're invisible!
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Dr. Mark Masaki, Intro Psychology
Youngstown State, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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"... And you're in big trouble; you burned an entire batch of orange juice"
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Dr. Faith Morrison, CM3110 Transport/Unit Operations 1
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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"That works as long as some magic fairy comes in and tells us the heat transfer coefficient"
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Dr. Faith Morrison, CM3110 Transport/Unit Operations 1
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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"This is truth here... and this is engineering"
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Dr. Faith Morrison, CM3110 Transport/Unit Operations 1
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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"Do the algebra, and you get the answer... or you just fake it"
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Dr. Faith Morrison, CM3110 Transport/Unit Operations 1`
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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"There's only a small number of physics truths"
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Dr. Faith Morrison, CM3110 Transport/Unit Operations 1
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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"... And you know 4, is equal to 4, for significantly small values of 4"
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Dr. Jason Keith, CM3120 Transport/Unit Operations 2
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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I can explain most of life's situations by Process Control and Kinetics
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Dr. Nam Kim, CM3510 Chemical Reaction Engineering
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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When you isolate a system, it becomes isolated
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Dr. Jian Liu, CH3510 Physical Chemistry 1
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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At my house, we don't have a fireplace, so I just set the dining room table on fire.
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Dr. Carl Nesbitt, CM2120 Fundamentals of Chemical Engineering 2
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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