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This is like phone sex for nerds!
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Dr. Jody Sundt, Research Methods
Indiana University Bloomington, ,
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submitted: September 3, 2004 |
Prof. relating her excitement manipulating data during a conference call.
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Part of being a professor is shameless self promotion...
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Dr. Jody Sundt, Research Methods
Indiana University Bloomington, ,
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submitted: September 3, 2004 |
Prof. upon handing the class a copy of her own article to read.
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Nudity plus genitals plus movement equals sex.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
Something about cheating
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| Rating: 10 |
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I have taken over Kroger. Like putty in my hands.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
Something about manipulating minds...
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Next time you see a woman with too many children you can, you know, bite a chunk off of one of them.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
She was demonstrating how ridiculous somebody's viewpoint was.
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Paris Hilton's probably never used a dry erase marker in her life. Except to sniff it.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
She was pretending to be Paris Hilton endorsing a dry erase marker.
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| Rating: 8 |
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The manual is good for two things - propping up desks, and cleaning up spilt milk.
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Dr Beard, Product Realization I
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 2, 2004 |
Referring to the program MathCad and it's associated manual.
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Did you notice the duct work in that building?
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Dr. R. E. Forbes, Air Conditioning
Mississippi State University, Mississippi State, Mississippi
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submitted: September 1, 2004 |
The comment was made in an Air Conditioning class days after the Oklahoma City bombing.
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| Rating: 9 |
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If you want one result, measure it once.
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Dr. R. E. Forbes, Experimental Techniques
Mississippi State University, Mississippi State, Mississippi
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submitted: September 1, 2004 |
This was made in reference to measurement uncertainty and hysteresis
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| Rating: 7 |
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It's really hard to teach out of a book you wrote. I'll never do it again.
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Dr. Robert Tubbs, Transcendental Number Theory
University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado
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submitted: September 1, 2004 |
Since you can't blame the author for clumsy notation and typos.
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Occasionally we need to shit data
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Ralph E Patterson, III,
Iowa State University, Ames, IA
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submitted: August 31, 2004 |
Typo on title of lecture slide on register bit shifting. This was in the spring '99 semester
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"This is the golden age of Underwear!"
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Dr. Tim Wood, Gilded Age and Progresivism
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri
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submitted: August 30, 2004 |
On the idustrial revolution.
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"Put the strap on, do the reaction"
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Coates, Organic Chemistry 358
Cornell University, Ithaca, Ny
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submitted: August 30, 2004 |
Ok, this was the second semester orgo, and after he said this, there would surface little ball and stick drawings on the blackboard of him putting on a carboxylic acid strap on.
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Fukuchi-sensei: Does anyone remember the Japanese word for "jealous"?
(class stares at him blankly and is silent)
Fukuchi-sensei: Because I forgot!
(class laughs nervously)
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Isamu Fukuchi, Elementary Japanese
Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan
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submitted: August 29, 2004 |
If a Japanese man can't remember how to speak his mother tongue, how is he supposed to teach it to a bunch of English-speaking college kids? (FYI, the word he was looking for is the adjective "urayamashii.")
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So I'm an insomniac, right? So last night I drank some really good red wine. And I watched David Cronan movies. Anybody know him? No? Well anyway, I went completely crazy and changed your entire syllabus. Yeah. Now it's the The Shit.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: August 26, 2004 |
This is on the second day of class
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By the way, sorry about the stapling...there was a time when I could put the slides in and it would come out up here and it was beautiful and it was good...
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Dr Chris Forth, History of the Body
Australian National University, ,
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submitted: August 25, 2004 |
Reminiscing about the good old days when his lecture handouts had the staple in the top left hand corner.
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And so the number of possible outcomes is just 9P6. Again, I don't want to patronize you with this sort of review material, but it helps just to refresh; this is the sort of thing you would talk about with your grandmother at supper time...
My dad and I went to see my grandmother over break, she's 98, and I remember asking her if she remembered that day when we were at a wedding, and I was running around and my grandmother told us to stop; the wedding cake was leaning and we would get blamed if it fell. Well, sure enough it fell...
[blank stares from students]
and then she said, "oh, you worked at the church?! I was wondering why you were here with my son..." And so my grandmother didn't even realize that I was her grandson! So I guess I WOULDN'T talk about that problem with grandma because she doesn't even know who I am!
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Dr. Darren Mason, Mathematical Statistics - Math 309
Albion College, Albion, MI
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submitted: August 25, 2004 |
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Did they teach you the binomial theorem in kindergarten?
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Prof. Sergei Dmitrevsky, Electricity and Magnetism
University of Toronto, Toronto, ON
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submitted: August 25, 2004 |
Said to a first year engineering class. The professor referred to high school as kindergarten.
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Perhaps you should all go into archaeology.
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Prof. Sergei Dmitrevsky, Electricity and Magnetism
University of Toronto, Toronto, ON
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submitted: August 25, 2004 |
Said to a class of students in engineering science.
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"I don't check my mail anymore because it's just a big pile of penis e-mails."
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: August 24, 2004 |
In reference to junk mail and spam flooding her inbox.
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Mr. McLean: Why does the St. John's River flow north? Because Georgia sucks."
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Mr. Jeffrey McLean,
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submitted: August 23, 2004 |
I'm pretty sure he had something against Georgia . . .
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I'm a dumbass, but I passed. Mr. Lotz is such a nice guy.
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Professor Noel Lotz, Economics 201
The University of Tennessee (Knoxville), Knoxville, TN
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submitted: August 19, 2004 |
Professor Lotz explaining why he doesn't grade on a curve.
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What's a few points among friends?
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Prof. Howard Whitston,
Lawrence Tech University, Southfield, MI
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submitted: August 18, 2004 |
He loved to nickel and dime you on test and homework points.
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(In regards to Ann Radcliffe's novel, The Italian) "It's a bit like pornography, really - the same six things happen in every passage, in the same order!"
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Prof. Richard Kroll, Austen and the 1790's
UC Irvine, Irvine, CA
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submitted: August 14, 2004 |
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"The personal distance in Brazil is literally six inches away.." (pauses) "Well, if you all eat garlic, you don't notice."
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Lance Haynes, GTA Workship
University of Missouri-Rolla, Rolla, MO
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submitted: August 12, 2004 |
On maintaining appropriate "Personal Contact" with our students
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