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“If you know Erlang and list comprehensions that elevates you to Yoda status”
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Jeffrey A. Meunier, ST: Models of Computation
Worcester State College, Worcester, MA
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submitted: January 4, 2010 |
He was talking about the Erlang programming language and the concept of list comprehensions. He routinely says awesome stuff like this in class. He also invited our whole class to a bar at the end of the semester.
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| Rating: 8 |
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Scientists say we'll have squids brachiating through our forests.
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C. Titus North, Global Studies
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: January 7, 2010 |
On evolution.
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Anyone interested in Canadian history...which is probably nobody.
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C. Titus North, Global Studies
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: January 7, 2010 |
| Rating: 7 |
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Canadians are tricky. They don't have accents.
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C. Titus North, Global Studies
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: January 7, 2010 |
| Rating: 9 |
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When a McDonald's opened up in France, they firebombed it. Now that's my kind of terrorism! Europeans are very serious about their food.
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C. Titus North, Global Studies
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: January 7, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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When North Korea opens up you're going to forget about your South Korean dramas and go crazy over North Korean opera--let me tell you!
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C. Titus North, Global Studies
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: January 7, 2010 |
Titus was big into his S. Korean dramas.
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They gave the other professors 180 students, I got 250. That means I have to kill 70 of you. Run.
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Kenji Matsuki, MA 16600
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
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submitted: January 12, 2010 |
| Rating: 9.57143 |
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I have this lonely sex.
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Kenji Matsuki, MA 16600
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
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submitted: January 12, 2010 |
His accent made six sound like sex.
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Another student: He's touching your integer!
Professor: I am. It's a bad touch.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
The professor uses students as data storage during lectures. One student had a constant integer. Professor was explaining how const_cast() can change constants to non-constants.
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Kittens are bloodthirsty animals.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
On the nature of animals, leading into the nature of man.
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Questions? Comments? Cries of outrage?
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
Often heard after a lecture.
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| Rating: 7.5 |
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We recognize this as a smiley face, but wouldn't you be terrified if you saw someone that looked like that?
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
He drew a smiley face on the board, and was talking about how our minds fill in things that aren't quite there.
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Is there anybody? (pause) Good. 'Cause if you did you would sort of be a freak.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
Speaking on peripheral vision and color constancy. I think the question was something along the lines of "does anyone see only color in the center of their vision and everything else in black and white?" or similar.
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You know the story of Achilles? He was very important to the Greeks. So important that, I think... Brad Pitt played him in the movie "Troy." That should tell you how important he was.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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I know that some of you might be Communists. Obviously; it's a college campus.
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Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
Speaking on different ideas of government
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Most persons think. I'm being careful [with my words] here. Don't want to assume.
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Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
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I have a right to life. Or do I? You might kill me if I give you an "F". (pause) That's why I have a gun.
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Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 16, 2010 |
Speaking on what constitutes a "right". The gun was a reference to a previous discussion topic.
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"My olive skin with all this green melanin looks like pasty monkey vomit!"
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, ,
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submitted: January 20, 2010 |
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If Texas didn’t exist, we’d have to invent it as a bad example.
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, Intro to Ethics
Johnson State College, Johnson, Vermont
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submitted: January 20, 2010 |
Said after telling the class about how the execution of a prisoner in Texas is called giving them "Jesus Juice"
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Freckles go along with liking vampires that don’t have sex.
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Johnson State College, Johnson, Vermont
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submitted: January 20, 2010 |
After speaking about having wine with our Dean of Students, who is a lovely, freckled woman.
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Ouija is made by Parker Brothers. The same guys who made Clue and Monopoly... Monopoly is a far more evil game. It breaks up families. Ouija is harmless. Don't play Monopoly.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 20, 2010 |
On the topic of debunking extraordinary claims.
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If I offend you, let me know. Just raise your hand and say "Michael, I think saying 'fuck' 5 times in one sentence is a bit excessive". And I'll try to behave for the rest of the class.
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Michael Flannery, Drama Appreciation
University of North Carolina at Greensboro, Greensboro, North Carolina
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submitted: January 23, 2010 |
This was on the first day of class.
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| Rating: 10 |
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I seriously wish that zombies were real so I could just kill a bunch of them. Same with vampires. Wouldn't that be the coolest thing? Who wouldn't want to blow the shit out of other-worldly creatures?
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Dave Lostracco, Television Production
Niagara College, Welland, Ontario
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submitted: January 23, 2010 |
Dave Lostracco on Real Life Experiences.
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You think that guy is good? Over in Europe they'd bitchslap him and take his lunch!
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Dave Lostracco, Television Production
Niagara College, Welland, Ontario
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submitted: January 23, 2010 |
Dave Lostracco on Television Excellence
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Merrifield's synthesiser was different to the one the Pet shop Boys used, as this one made peptides
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Dr. Fawaz Aldabbagh, Chemistry
NUI, Galway, Galway,
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submitted: January 25, 2010 |
| Rating: 7 |
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