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I have to say at the beginning of the semester I was worried. You guys weren't that good. But now you're a little bit better.
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Steve Berglund, Acting
Central Michigan University, Mt. Pleasant, MI
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submitted: January 6, 2006 |
The most painfully honest professor I know.
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I hope it's a monkey!
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Steve Berglund, Acting
Central Michigan University, MT. Pleasant, MI
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submitted: January 6, 2006 |
During a really bad student written/directed play when the mother opens the door to meet her daughter's date... whom everyone could tell was going to be a girl.
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| Rating: 8 |
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[about rates of change in calculus] Have you ever been hit in the head by a falling ladder? Well, I have.
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Prof Costin, H161
Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: January 6, 2006 |
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While explaining binary space partitioning trees, he exclaims,
"Only God and computer scientists can create trees!"
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Roger Opp, Theory of Computer Graphics
South Dakota School of Mines and Technology, Rapid City, SD
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submitted: January 6, 2006 |
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[About the Israeli language, a.k.a. "Modern Hebrew":] "Whatever we choose to call it, we should acknowledge, and celebrate, its complexity."
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Dr Ghil`ad Zuckermann, Israeli Linguistics
University of Cambridge, Cambridge, UK
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submitted: January 4, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Happy New Year
I hope everyone is looking forward to a good upcoming year.
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submitted: January 1, 2006 |
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Professor: (Struggling to elaborate a concept involving frequecies and octaves) Have you ever looked at an organ in a church?
Irish-Accented Student: Sure yeah I did, but I told the priest to put it away!
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submitted: December 27, 2005 |
| Rating: 9 |
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If you have friends I mean if your parents are still paying them to be your friends don't listen to them if tell you to take the derivative any other way.
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Larry Newbarry, Math 103
Glendale Community College, glendale, CA
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submitted: December 27, 2005 |
He always mentioned parents paying for friends I guess his parents payed his friends.
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| Rating: 10 |
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He wants to whack off his thing...that doesn't sound very good, does it?
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Scott DeGregorio, ENG 405
University of Michigan Dearborn, Dearborn, MIchigan
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submitted: December 24, 2005 |
Referring to an argument between two characters in The Canterbury Tales.
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| Rating: 7.25 |
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Saturn is the dirtiest planet in the solar system. Whenever it takes a bath, it leaves rings in the bathtub.
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Robert Fesen, Introduction to Astronomy
Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
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submitted: December 23, 2005 |
| Rating: 7 |
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Have a horrible weekend, drink and drive, take drugs and have unprotected sex.
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Lawrence Newberry, Math
Glendale Community College, Glendale, CA
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submitted: December 23, 2005 |
he said this every friday before we left the class
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| Rating: 10 |
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Is there such a thing as heterosapien?
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Erik Bond, Eng. 420
University of Michigan, Dearborn, Michigan
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submitted: December 23, 2005 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"All you gotta do is use the damned index --wait, what am I talking about?! You guys don't know what an index is; you guys have never seen the back of a book cuz you never get that far!"
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Larry Lankton, SS3541 History of the Copper Country
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: December 22, 2005 |
Trying to tell students how to look up information on a specific topic in one of his books.
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| Rating: 10 |
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Take my house for example; it's a nice house but on one side my neighbors have the finest dandelion farm in the midwest and on the other side they have the most extensive pizza box collection.
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B. P. Joyce, EC3001 Economics
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: December 22, 2005 |
Talking about how real estate value depends on location. (He lives between two rental houses in Houghton --i.e. "student houses."
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"The person's drag coefficient changes depending on their orientation...physical orientation that is."
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Dr. Sam Coates, MET3250 Applied Fluid Mechanics
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: December 22, 2005 |
Talking about drag coefficients for different objects, a person in this case. Probably the first and only joke I've heard him make.
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"Have a good weekend, and don't DUI"
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Sunil Atreya, Hospitliaty
Johnson & Wales University, Charleston, SC
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submitted: December 22, 2005 |
Said every thursday before we left class for the weekend (It has to be imagined in an Indian accent)
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In the first few editions he was right on, but then around the fourth or fifth editions it looksl ike he ran into some personal problems....the text just wasn't the same, but by golly he pulled out of it, and now he's back on track because this edition....this one's a keeper.....
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Bill Weber, Hospitality Strategic Management
Johnson & Wales University, Charleston, SC
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submitted: December 22, 2005 |
Prof. Weber going through the different editions and the life of the author of our Senior Seminar book
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I know how to fly a plane. Never learned how to land though.
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Dino DiBona, Maths
Mackillop College, , NSW
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submitted: December 20, 2005 |
He is of Middle Eastern descent/appearance. 'Nuff said.
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A mole is 6.02 x 10^23 of anything. But in my day, a mole was a loose woman.
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BoC, Chemistry
Mackillop College, , NSW
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submitted: December 20, 2005 |
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Are you getting this or am I just pissing into the wind?
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BoC, Chemistry
Mackillop College, , NSW
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submitted: December 20, 2005 |
BoC said this often
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*speaking on pain regulatory pathways* "Does anyone find they automatically rub themselves in compensation of pain" *dead silence* "Oh. I'm not going to live that one down, am I?"
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Dr. Ken Prkachin, Health Psychology
University of Northern British Columbia, Prince George, British Columbia
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submitted: December 17, 2005 |
Everyone in the class was thinking the *exact* same thing.
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| Rating: 9 |
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"Don't get me wrong, it's not all about sex in the tropics."
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P. Gibson, Environmental Biology
Agnes Scott, Decatur, Gerogia
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submitted: December 17, 2005 |
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My cousin Jack used to be a DJ and takes a lot of drugs. We're going bowling this friday. I bet I'm way better than any of you dorks at bowling. Blue steel!
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Mr. Petrella, AP European History
Shalhevet High School, Los Angeles, California
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submitted: December 16, 2005 |
He calls himself Blue Steel. No one is sure as to why.
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"Well, I've taken a lot of drugs today, and normally that would be a good thing but..."
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Dr. Nate Brown, Introduction to Real Analysis
Penn State University, University Park, PA
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submitted: December 16, 2005 |
This was the first thing our prof said when he came into class with a cold one day.
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"But when we try to use it [convolution to simplify Laplace transforms], the law of conservation of misery usually prevails."
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Dr. Grezgorz Swiatek, Honors Partial and Ordinary Differential Equations
Penn State University, University Park, PA
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submitted: December 15, 2005 |
| Rating: 10 |
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