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"As read in the cosmcgonagill....the cosmcgonagill....the cosmc...no, I'm sorry, McGonagill is *my* name. The *cosmonogy*!"
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Dr. McGonagill, Classical Mythology
Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia
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submitted: October 1, 2005 |
On trying to remember the word "cosmonogy". But getting it jumbled with his own last name. Good times.
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| Rating: 6.5 |
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Student: Didn't Ted Hughes' second wife also kill herself?
Prof: I'm not sure, I'm not familiar with Ted Hughes' subsequent...and less famous...wives.
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Dr.Fraser, Fictions in Development
Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia
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submitted: October 1, 2005 |
Said so obnoxiously about Ted Hughes that it was funny.
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I also do private parties!
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Laura Kettner, TA, Math 211, Business Calc
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: October 1, 2005 |
After completing a difficult problem on the board
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| Rating: 9 |
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You'll feel it when the organ enters.
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Prof. Dr. Marco Antônio da Silva Ramos, Choir
Universidade de São Paulo, São Paulo, Brazil
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submitted: October 4, 2005 |
Explaining the feeling we'd get when actually singing at the church accompained by an organ.
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| Rating: 10 |
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A good engineer is a lazy engineer.
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Dr. Michael Jackson (yes, that's his real name),
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
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submitted: October 4, 2005 |
Oh, so necessity isn't the mother of invention?
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| Rating: 6.5 |
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You are getting your money's worth from me. Come on, we've learned how to fish, how a hurricane forms, how to massage your Dolphin...I even taught you how give good orgasms. Try getting that from Astronomy!
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Dr. Chris Petrie, Oceanography
Brevard Community College, Titusville, FL
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submitted: October 5, 2005 |
| Rating: 10 |
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So if you have a papery structure in there it is either seed coat or probably a seed coat.
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Dr. Tim Lowrey, Biology 463- Flora of New Mexico
UNM, Albuquerque, NM
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submitted: October 6, 2005 |
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(Yanks out ethernet cable) Let's see you talk now.
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Bob Warnick, CS 122
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: October 6, 2005 |
The computer was being completely non-responsive, suprisingly it actually fixed the problem
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| Rating: 10 |
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Now it thinks its a damn formula. YOU COMMY!
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Bob Warnick, CS 122
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: October 6, 2005 |
He was trying to demonstrate lists in excel, but excel was being less than cooperative.
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| Rating: 8 |
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My mouse is being really flakey. I think its because I'm becoming retarded. I'm not kidding old timers disease will get you all.
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Bob Warnick, CS 122
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: October 6, 2005 |
| Rating: 9 |
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"If the Russians kidnapped you and said "solve this k-map, or we'll blow up the world", you'd probably have a chance."
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Clint Cole, EE 214
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: October 6, 2005 |
Talking about the importance of using k-maps to solve logic equations
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"Maybe I could feed you a pint of whiskey and lock you in a trunk...it would probably be more effective in the long run."
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Clint Cole, EE 214
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: October 6, 2005 |
Talking about the necessity of boolean algebra
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Here's a quarter. Go call your mom and tell her you aren't going to be a physicist.
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Dr. Bohn, Physics
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, Illinois
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submitted: October 6, 2005 |
Said to a student after he asked a stupid question.
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"Workers of the world unite. I hear Henry's just threw out dinner."
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Dr. Anthony Caschetta, Honors Writing
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
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submitted: October 7, 2005 |
Socialists: the group most likely to make minimum wage and eat out of dumpsters.
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Expressions good, numbers bad.
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Dr. Kazarian, Physics 101
Glendale Community College, Glendale, CA
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submitted: October 7, 2005 |
He really stresses not putting any numbers into physics equations until the last step. This may be the 50th time we've heard this in a month period
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In Chapter 22 verse 4 of the Math Bible, the Devil says: " you can't paint my horn but you can fill it with water."
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Sid Kolpas, Math
Glendale Community College, , CA
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submitted: October 7, 2005 |
trying to explain integral from 1 to infinty of (1/X)(also known as devil's horn).
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Needle sticks are usually caused by people getting stuck by needles.
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Marjorie Kurt, Science and Technology of Nursing
IUPUI, Indianapolis, IN
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submitted: October 8, 2005 |
Trying to explain why you shouldn't recap used needles.
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| Rating: 10 |
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Don't call me Sir, Prof, Mr or Dr Ahern. Just call me Kevin. I've even thought of officially changing my name to Dr Asshole to get students to call me Kevin.
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Dr Kevin Ahern, Biochemistry 450
Oregon State University, Corvallis, Oregon
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submitted: October 8, 2005 |
I have no problem calling him Dr Asshole after one of his midterms...
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| Rating: 10 |
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"Watson and Crick's data sucked the big hairy one"
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Dr. Jeff Hall, Genetics
Brandeis University, Waltham, MA
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submitted: October 10, 2005 |
20 years later and I still remember that.
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My resistors are on Crack.
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Bob Warnick, CS 122
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: October 11, 2005 |
He was drawing a circuit diagram, and didn't do exactly the best job.
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| Rating: 10 |
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I only made it through about half your papers, and then I decided to enjoy life and got drunk and stiff.
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Bob Warnick, CS 122
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: October 11, 2005 |
He was talking about what he did over the weekend.
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| Rating: 9.5 |
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I don't like the Olympics. Too much ice wasted. The only thing ice is good for is being surrounded by scotch.
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Thomas McKechnie, PS 0200 American Political Process
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: October 11, 2005 |
| Rating: 10 |
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I'm going to give you my home phone number, and if I get phone calls with heavy breathing, so be it. I'm an old man - I need a kick ever once in a while.
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Thomas McKechnie, Political Theory
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: October 11, 2005 |
| Rating: 9.75 |
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"Keep your hands away from your holes."
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Dr. Rakestraw, Human Behavior in Organizations
Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: October 11, 2005 |
Words to live by, mentioned after going off on a tangent about diseases.
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You probably think it has something to do with "love" and "romance" and other fake stuff that doesn't exist.
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Kevin Myers, Psych 203
Bucknell University, Lewisburg, PA
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submitted: October 11, 2005 |
On explaining why couples have sex less and less often the longer they've been together.
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| Rating: unrated |
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