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You all don't seem to give a rats ass about your planet. Are you going to be burning coal for the rest of your life?
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Ronald Toth, Bio 103
NIU, Dekalb, IL
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submitted: March 22, 2010 |
extremely funny, older man, very witty.
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| Rating: 10 |
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"This is how any American movie can be summarized. Good-guy meets bad-guy. Good-guy kills bad-guy. Good-guy gets laid."
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Kim Adair, Understanding Canadian Law and American History/World History
Timiskaming District Secondary School, Timiskaming Shores, Ontario
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submitted: March 21, 2010 |
Adair is, by far, the greatest teacher in all of history. Ever.
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| Rating: 6.125 |
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"My friend thought that Pi Day was just a promotional day for pie companies. I thought he had a transcendental idea. Then I realized that he was being irrational
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Dr. Roy Wright,
Truman State University, ,
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submitted: March 18, 2010 |
Happy Pi Day
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| Rating: 9 |
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Want to know how to fail my class? Write a story called "Dwarf Rapes Nun Gets Away in Spaceship". Keep that fantasy shit out of my class.
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Prof. Donald Anderson, Creative Writing
AFA, AFA,
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submitted: March 18, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"Who else is having a colonoscopy on Friday?! Oh, only me?"
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Kia Richmond, EN 211A
Northern Michigan University, Marquette, MI
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submitted: March 17, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Student: Do you ever swear in Spanish?
Teacher: No because then no one would understand. I make sure I swear in English so everyone can know how angry I am.
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Senora Buchter, Spanish
Maquoketa High School, Maquoketa, IA
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submitted: March 16, 2010 |
| Rating: 7.5 |
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"Effortful control is using voluntary control to inhibit a dominant response - wait, let me say that in English."
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Dr. Sesma, Developmental Pyschology
, Saint Paul, Minnesota
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submitted: March 16, 2010 |
| Rating: unrated |
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Sometimes your mouth isn't strong enough, so you have to use your hands.
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Manasse Mbonye, Physics II
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
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submitted: March 16, 2010 |
| Rating: 9.5 |
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"Virginal...yes, get married in that white dress. What a crock of s***! Most people want a test drive before they buy the product!"
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, The Beat Generation: Can't Get Enough of Had Enough
Emmanuel College, Boston, Massachusetts
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submitted: March 15, 2010 |
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And these guys were sitting there looking around, and the plane's walls are melting.
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Gabe Logan, History of America since 1865
Northern Michigan University, Marquette, MI
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submitted: March 15, 2010 |
Referring to Vietnam soldiers experimentally given acid before being shipped out.
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So I told you to go and study redox reactions for the midterm. Then I didn't put any redox problems on the test. I know, I'm a dick. What're you going to do about it?
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Dr. Dearing, Chemistry 142
University of Washington, Seattle, WA
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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...where the line inter-sex, Oh God! I said sex! I'm going to get fired! I"M GOING TO GET FIRED!!
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Dr. Taggart, Math 126
University of Washington, Seattle, WA
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
Dead straight face, it was wonderful.
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| Rating: 10 |
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(Moving a little to the left with each letter/word:) h e l l o comma space w o r l d exclamation-point garbage garbage garbage garbage--(he actually violently runs into the wall at this point) Oh, I've crashed somehow.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On not ending C-style strings with a null character.
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| Rating: 7 |
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If you want to throw a Student[, you can]. Lord knows I've wanted to for a while.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On exceptions in C++. "Student" is the example object used.
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As long as there are exams there will be prayer in school.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Unlike in the real world, unlike on Facebook, you want to have as few friends as possible here.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On the C++ "friend" keyword.
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This is, by the way, what a coffee mug of anthrax would look like, if it contained anthrax.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On Colin Powell's speech to the UN where he used the vial of "anthrax" as a prop to promote fear.
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That's great. Somebody hit him. I'm too tired to.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
Response to a student's bad explanation.
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| Rating: 10 |
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What if you delete all the files out of your project directory? Fine. Then you can send me an e-mail saying "AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaAaAHH!" and I'll restore them.
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Matthew Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
Student asked about deleting critical files on UNIX systems (no recycle bin or "undo").
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Stay in the lines... unless you're giving me a bad review. Then feel free to scribble all over the place.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
After handing out professor reviews that use a scantron system.
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You know what they'd call it if a proctologist and a psychologist went into practice together? "Nuts'n'butts." Too graphic for ya? How about "odds'n'ends."
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Dr. Kyle Hancock, Psychology 5100
Utah State University, Logan, UT
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submitted: March 10, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Does anybody have any thoughts on this? ... I've got a list here of "Three Questions that Will Shut Up Every Student," and I just asked one of them.
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Rodney Morales, Ethnic Literature of Hawai'i
University of Hawaii at Manoa, Honolulu, Hawaii
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submitted: March 10, 2010 |
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So what does 'propagate' mean? If OSU students were to propagate the species, what would they be doing? Yes, fornicating, that's right!
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David Bannon, General Physics w/ Calculus
Oregon State University, Corvallis, OR
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submitted: March 9, 2010 |
The concept of wave propagation suddenly took less-than-innocent turn.
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| Rating: 1 |
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Anthropology Professor: As you can see in this photograph, the chair, or throne, is supported by 4 human skulls. Now, I must ask you, what kind of a leader sits on a throne of skulls?
(Silence from students)
Anthropology Professor: A badass, that's who.
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, Anthropology
University of Georgia, Athens, Ga
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submitted: March 9, 2010 |
| Rating: 9.89999 |
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"the #1 hobby in Mexico is kidnapping."
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Professor Timney, Media & Society
Keene State College, Keene, NH
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submitted: March 7, 2010 |
Conversation about drug wars and travel in Mexico... possibly stemming off areference to spring break trips.
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| Rating: 9 |
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