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They say that melanin comes in purple, but I tell ya, I'd really like to see a purple person.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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Evolution is how new feces arise.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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I'm a city person, so forgive me. What are female cows called? Anything special? And the males... bulls, right? Is that a word?
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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Then you've got all these old people procreating, treating their kids like royalty. All these spoiled king babies with decrepit parents...
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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It's not like these chimpanzees are sayin', 'Gee, I can't wait until we get these big brains and language so we can screw up the whole planet.'
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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You think your dogs are friendly? They look like they're playing, but they're really trying to kill and eat you.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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So this woman says, 'Well, I wouldn't breed with a Neaderthal.' How can she say that? Men mate with sheep!
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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I'm not really crazy about cut flowers. They remind me of death.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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I guess I have some diseases, but they're mostly mental.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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Student: "Was that a hint?"
Prof: "I don't need to give hints. There are plenty of ways for you to fail. I am more worried about you getting A's."
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Adam Lutoborski, Calc 2
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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There were people who auditioned last fall who never reappeared *covers his mouth* ... I mean in choir!
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: March 4, 2010 |
on choir auditions
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I like to go dancing in the woods behind my house. But I don't worry about the wildlife, I always bring my nunchakus.
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Kevin Brien, Honors Introduction to Philosophy
Washington College, Chestertown, Maryland
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submitted: March 5, 2010 |
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Right now we're not going to focus on my drawing skills, even though they're boss.
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Professor Lemay, Calculus
University of Hartford, West Hartford, Connecticut
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submitted: March 7, 2010 |
One of the many reasons I love this guy.
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"the #1 hobby in Mexico is kidnapping."
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Professor Timney, Media & Society
Keene State College, Keene, NH
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submitted: March 8, 2010 |
Conversation about drug wars and travel in Mexico... possibly stemming off areference to spring break trips.
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Anthropology Professor: As you can see in this photograph, the chair, or throne, is supported by 4 human skulls. Now, I must ask you, what kind of a leader sits on a throne of skulls?
(Silence from students)
Anthropology Professor: A badass, that's who.
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, Anthropology
University of Georgia, Athens, Ga
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submitted: March 9, 2010 |
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So what does 'propagate' mean? If OSU students were to propagate the species, what would they be doing? Yes, fornicating, that's right!
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David Bannon, General Physics w/ Calculus
Oregon State University, Corvallis, OR
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submitted: March 9, 2010 |
The concept of wave propagation suddenly took less-than-innocent turn.
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Does anybody have any thoughts on this? ... I've got a list here of "Three Questions that Will Shut Up Every Student," and I just asked one of them.
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Rodney Morales, Ethnic Literature of Hawai'i
University of Hawaii at Manoa, Honolulu, Hawaii
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submitted: March 10, 2010 |
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You know what they'd call it if a proctologist and a psychologist went into practice together? "Nuts'n'butts." Too graphic for ya? How about "odds'n'ends."
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Dr. Kyle Hancock, Psychology 5100
Utah State University, Logan, UT
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submitted: March 10, 2010 |
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Stay in the lines... unless you're giving me a bad review. Then feel free to scribble all over the place.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
After handing out professor reviews that use a scantron system.
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What if you delete all the files out of your project directory? Fine. Then you can send me an e-mail saying "AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaAaAHH!" and I'll restore them.
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Matthew Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
Student asked about deleting critical files on UNIX systems (no recycle bin or "undo").
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That's great. Somebody hit him. I'm too tired to.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
Response to a student's bad explanation.
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This is, by the way, what a coffee mug of anthrax would look like, if it contained anthrax.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On Colin Powell's speech to the UN where he used the vial of "anthrax" as a prop to promote fear.
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Unlike in the real world, unlike on Facebook, you want to have as few friends as possible here.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On the C++ "friend" keyword.
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As long as there are exams there will be prayer in school.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
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If you want to throw a Student[, you can]. Lord knows I've wanted to for a while.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On exceptions in C++. "Student" is the example object used.
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