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One day my kid came home talking about an alligator mouth, so I took him upstairs and beat him!
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Dr. B.J. Yoblinski, Inorganic Chemistry
Appalachian State University, Boone, NC
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submitted: February 2, 2010 |
He was telling us to refer to it as the "greater than" or "less than sign" and to never call it an "alligator mouth."
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Carbon Dioxide. You hippies hate this stuff. Sometimes I go home and cut down a tree and burn it just to get Taubman's goat!
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Dr. B.J. Yoblinski, Inorganic Chemistry
Appalachian State University, Boone, NC
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submitted: February 2, 2010 |
Dr. Taubman is the inorganic Chemist of the department. He's heavily against global warming
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...You eat the Asians.
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Alana Minor, French 106
Universtiy of Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky
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submitted: February 2, 2010 |
She meant Asian tourists while talking about where you get food in France when they basically take the whole month of August off.
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Texting and Facebook are the gateway drugs to mediocrity.
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Mike Robinette, AP Calculus
Ironwood Ridge High School, Tucson, AZ
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submitted: February 2, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Prof - "In JAVA you could only throw things that derived from throwable. In C++ you can throw anything. You can throw an int, a boolean, Heck, you could even throw a Student! God knows I've wanted to..."
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
RIT, Rochester, NY
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submitted: February 4, 2010 |
talking about throwing exceptions in C++
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"What, like come over here bitch, sit on my face?...No.
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Prof. Casey, Intro to Communication
University of San Diego, San Diego, CA
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submitted: February 4, 2010 |
After I asked her if the music in my presentation could have swearing in it.
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Oh NO, it's and EMERGENCY, we have to use the EXITS!
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: February 5, 2010 |
minutes after pointing out the exits for the first time in the three and a half years I've had choir with him.
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I smell blood, I feel like I should attack ... oh that didn't sound good, did it? ... New students, that's how I show affection!
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: February 5, 2010 |
We apparently sounded afraid to sing the note right
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"My daughter called the other day to ask why they put iron dioxide in moisturizer... well it forms a hydride around it and makes your skin (grumble) WET"
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John Petrosky, AP Chem
Marion Center High School, Marion Center, PA
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submitted: February 5, 2010 |
moisturizer it makes your skin wet.
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You know everyone's worried about the Arabs, well its the chinese you should be worried about.
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Peter Manoogian,
Wintrop High School, , Massachusettss
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submitted: February 6, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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It's better to be late than pregnant.
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, Russian 101
University of Dayton, Dayton, Ohio
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submitted: February 9, 2010 |
Pretty much the only weird thing that I remember her saying last semester, although she was full of odd quotes...
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"Las Vegas is like a 65 year olds wet dream... there is endless food and gambling everywhere..."
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Alex Ruuska, NA 100 Introduction to Anthropology
Northern Michigan University, Marquette, MI
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submitted: February 10, 2010 |
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"Because, you know, George Bush has that x-ray soul vision."
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Antonio Lucero, SIS 201 (International Studies)
University of Washington, Seattle, Washington
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submitted: February 11, 2010 |
Speaking about Vladimir Putin, and the famous comment by George W. Bush that he had looked into his eyes and "seen his soul."
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"I love my wife and I love spaghetti, but not in the same way."
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R. Benson, Dante
University of the South, Sewanee, TN
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submitted: February 11, 2010 |
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"The key to great writing is Fig Newtons. Fig Newtons and Diet Coke. Of course, we'll have to wean you off the Diet Coke eventually, but Fig Newtons... So! When you write your essay this weekend, I want you to sit down, eat your Fig Newtons, and fly, little birds!"
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Dr. R. Canfield, Writing 2
Memphis College of Art, Memphis, TN
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submitted: February 11, 2010 |
My writing teacher is a treasure trove of hilarious quotes.
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Mr. Burgess: This is a coil of copper in a solution of silver nitrate. The chemical reaction caused it to become a coil of silver.
Random student: What is it?
Mr. Burgess: *pause* A tapeworm.
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Mr. Burgess, Chemistry
Avon High School, Avon, CT
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submitted: February 14, 2010 |
As a senior I have to take chemistry with sophomores. They're dumb. Mr. Burgess reacts accordingly.
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| Rating: 9 |
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Lady Gaga's not a hermaphordite. She injected collagen into her cooter!
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John Gintoff, Senior Studio
Hartford Academy of the Arts, Hartford, CT
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submitted: February 14, 2010 |
We don't do anything productive in studio.
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People are so lazy nowadays. In history, when people were angry, they had revolutions. Now, people are like, 'Revolution at 5.15! But I'm so tired...let's have quiche'
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Andrew Dorr, AP English
Avon High School, Avon, CT
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submitted: February 14, 2010 |
Best teacher I've ever had.
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Are you being flippant? Because I throw things at flippant people.
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Marilyn Chapman, Global Studies
The American School of the Hague, Wassenaar, Netherlands
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submitted: February 14, 2010 |
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Sorry I'm late. I was trying to make copies of your updated syllabus. Apparently, the copy machine was made by NASA. You press a button, and tiles fly everywhere.
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Dr. Dwight Lambert, Political Science Methods
University of South Carolina Upstate, ,
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submitted: February 16, 2010 |
This was the day after the Challenger explosion
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Professor: So, why did you guys take this class?
Student: Because you got really good reviews on RateMyProfessor.
Professor: Yeah, my students tend to drink a lot...
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Ryan Cox, Democratic Citizenship
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 16, 2010 |
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"I think Twitter is dumb." - Student
"What did you just say?!" - Prof
Student: Twitter is dumb!
Professor: Well Twitter things you're dumb!
(5 minutes later)
Student: Well I agree with what duza said
Professor: Okay, Twitter hater.
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Ryan Cox, Democratic Citizenship
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 16, 2010 |
Professor Cox loves Twitter. He actually uses it in our class.
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And then the tangent line goes crazy like Brittany Spears!
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Danrun Huang, Calculus I
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 16, 2010 |
This was said right after the shaved head fiasco with Brittany Spears.
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"So Freud is saying that it was Woman's love that led to civilization, but that just turns Woman into a love smurf! She's a little ewok of love now." (makes ewok noises)
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R. Canfield, Writing II
Memphis College of Art, Memphis, TN
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submitted: February 17, 2010 |
Freud is so much easier to understand in terms of imaginary creatures.
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"If it takes too long your doing it wrong"
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Johnston, Intro to 2D
Broome Community College, Binghamton, NY
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submitted: February 18, 2010 |
He has talking about finishing an art assignment
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