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I guess you don't go around with it in your bag. Not saying that it can't prove to be useful at a certain moment.
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Dr. Rachel Blas, Personality
Hebrew University, Jeruslem, Israel
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submitted: February 29, 2004 |
On a sketch describing the theories of personality.
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Now I need to steal...no...BORROW...an x there...
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Bob Messer, Math 141
Albion College, Albion, MI
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submitted: February 28, 2004 |
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"Don't worry about pasing quant."
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Dr. David Chesney, CH2212 Quantatitive Analysis
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 27, 2004 |
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People have electronic fetishes. You have a whole relationship with your cellphone. You love this thing. ... It also vibrates."
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Roy Brand, College Seminar - Film and Philosophy
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania
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submitted: February 27, 2004 |
During a discussion about society's bond with technology.
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Where's your gun and whip!
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Michael Danti, College Seminar - 1001 Arabian Nights
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania
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submitted: February 26, 2004 |
Relating his frustation on stereotypes of being a field archaeologist.
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They say early hominid "wandered aimlessly." Amoeba don't wander aimlessly. **proceeds to "wander aimlessly," smacking into a wall**
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Janet Monge, Introduction to Anthropology 101
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania
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submitted: February 26, 2004 |
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"To be or not to be - That's why it takes 5 hours!"
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Dave Grill, Lighting Design III
Purchase College, , NY
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submitted: February 26, 2004 |
Sarcastically in conversation as to why there will be no prieview for "Hamlet" tonight
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"If your parents hadn't met, you wouldnt exist. If there was something good on TV that night, you wouldnt exist."
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David Johnston, Introduction to Philosophy
University of Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan
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submitted: February 26, 2004 |
Hilarious, first time he got a laugh out of this class.
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They have more room in their brains...because they take out their conscience
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Dr. Catchpole, Psych 131
NIC, PA, BC
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submitted: February 26, 2004 |
On why Lawyers have such high IQ ratings
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"It looks like a football standing up waiting to be kicked. Charlie Brown is coming to kick it and Lucy is going to pull it out of the way so he falls on his butt."
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Dr. Thomas R. Grimm, Product Realization 1
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: February 26, 2004 |
Discussing a plot of distortion energy theory which predicts failure for all points outside an ellipse. It rolled right off his lips like we'd been discussing the Peanuts characters all of lecture.
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Wow. I guess even a dummy can run these things now.
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Dave Syler, Intro to Microcomputers
Tri-State University, Angola, Indiana
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submitted: February 26, 2004 |
Upon plugging in a usb card reader and having it "ready to use" according to Windows XP.
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The more massive a star is, the more massive it is.
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Dr Frank Swenson, Astronomy
Tri-State University, Angola, Indiana
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submitted: February 26, 2004 |
The quote brought to you by the department of redundancy department.
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Student: Does polisci save lives?
Prof: I'm saving your life right now.
Student: From what?
Prof: From a life of irrelevance.
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Sean Matheson, Study of Politics
Knox College, Galesburg, IL
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submitted: February 25, 2004 |
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Remember that when you go to the polls, next time there's an election. Your vote does count...in Ontario.
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Dr. Kerr, HIST 231: Scotland, Early to Present
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: February 25, 2004 |
about the effect an individual can have on the system
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"When you're ready for distilled water just HOLLAAA!"
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Dr. Omar Acio, Chemistry
Thomas Jefferson High School of Science and T, Alexandria, Virginia
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submitted: February 24, 2004 |
HAHAHAHA this happened today in chem and i told dr. acio id submit this to profquotes =D
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Dr. Neeman (pointing to a semicolon at the end of a line of C code): "What's this?"
Class: "A statement terminator."
Dr. Neeman: "That's right! You can remember it by thinking of Arnold. He started as a semicolon, and now he's a governor! That's the American dream!"
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Dr. Neeman, Programming for Non-Majors
University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK
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submitted: February 24, 2004 |
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I can still hear you, but carry on.
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Capt. Robinson, Leadership Studies II
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 24, 2004 |
While a cadet did his best to quietly open a bag of pretzels in a small (8 person) class.
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Good, then you've been brainwashed, that's good to hear!
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Capt. Robinson, Leadership Studies II
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 24, 2004 |
A cadet was talking about how she goes above & beyond her work duties while her co-workers are more than willing to do bare minimum (this is an ROTC course).
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Student after asking a question: "Can I get a star? [on the board, as is tradition for asking a good question]"
Dr. Mullen: "Um, yeah. What's your name?"
"Geoff. It's actually G-E-O-F-F."
Mullen writes: G-E-O-F-F-3 "That three is silent."
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS for engineers
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: February 23, 2004 |
No one ever had the audacity to demand a star before, so Mullen put him in his place.
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The hardest part of this course will be for you to pronounce my name.
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Krishnaiya Thulasiraman, CS 2334 Discrete Math
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: February 23, 2004 |
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"Pick the box. No! The curtain!"
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 2514
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: February 23, 2004 |
I really don't know what this means. He has said it several times, though. Usually when someone can't decide what to solve for a variable.
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Prof: "So what forces are acting here?"
Student: "There is a tension."
Prof: "I like having attention."
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 2514
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: February 23, 2004 |
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"It is fun to see one Data Structure do its thing, and to see two Data Structures do their thing is even better!"
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Robert Pastel, Data Structures
Michigan Tech, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: February 22, 2004 |
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Student: Who was hotter, Hamilton or Jefferson?
Teacher: (immediately) Hamilton.
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Amy Maddox, United States History AL
Vestavia Hills High School, Vestavia Hills, AL
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submitted: February 21, 2004 |
Bias? What bias?
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Dr. Milligan: I actually did NOT go to the bar after hockey last night, so I'm feeling chipper today!
Student: That'll teach ya.
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Dr. Walt Milligan, Mechanical Properties of Materials
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 21, 2004 |
Immediately after walking into class
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