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Now, I don't think that Boltzmann committed suicide because of [the rejection of his atomic theory], but if you have manic depressive tendencies, you may well find yourself drawn to Statistical Mechanics.
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Steve Julian, NST II Thermal Physics
Cambridge University, Cambridge,
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submitted: April 11, 2003 |
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Acid can eat your flesh, it can eat your nad. And believe me, it's very hard to grow them back.
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Prof. Zhang, Inorganic Chemistry
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: April 11, 2003 |
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The problem is, we have a problem.
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Prof. Zhang, Inorganic Chemistry
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: April 11, 2003 |
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The idea is very elegant and very simple. Probably not true, but so what?!
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Prof. Yossi Yarom, Neurobiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel
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submitted: April 11, 2003 |
Something about the vestibular-ocular reflex and the way the cerebellum controls it.
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"I'm going to need a whole lot of these to get through tonight."
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Professor Levin, Journalism
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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submitted: April 11, 2003 |
Said while looking at the alcohol at the free drink table at a journalism awards banquet by the professor with the most tenure in the department. He left right after he was announced.
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As an Engineer, it's your Job to scare the public.
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Mani Mina, Microelectronic Circuits
Iowa State University, Ames, IA
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submitted: April 11, 2003 |
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I won’t embarrass you in front of the whole class by telling you that you spelled your name wrong.
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Gary Ridsdale, CIS 180
UCFV, Abbotsford, BC
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Said in a loud voice as he handed an assignement back to a student.
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"Excuse me, I'm not particularly articulate."
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Professor Goldsmith, Intro to Mass Communications
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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submitted: April 11, 2003 |
And she's a communications professor....
you do the math
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"Mountain Dew is NOT for your little sister"
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Professor Goldsmith, Journalism
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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submitted: April 11, 2003 |
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You virgins, put this under your pillow. When in doubt turn to section 2.
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Dana Belu, Intro to Philpsophy
Brooklyn College, Brooklyn, NY
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submitted: April 10, 2003 |
During a discussion of Emanuel Kant
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"Just because you're eating Danish, does that mean it was made in Denmark?"
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Professor Goldsmith, Journalism
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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"Lesbianism was not really accepted in Romantic England because they thought that there had to be actual penetration to be sex. You know, something had to be stuck up in there."
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Professor Angela Kay Bryant,
Butler University, Indianapolis,
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This is classic Angela.
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In spite of popular opinion, my parents were married before I was born.
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Dr Ted Rose, Palaeontology
Royal Holloway College, University of London, Egham, UK
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Announced to us immediately before an end of year exam he had written. I suppose that doesn't make him a bastard, then...
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"There's a certain freedom in insanity that we should all take advantage of."
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Dr. Grace Farrell, Rebecca Clifton Reade Professor, EN383: Studies in Fiction - Women's Narratives
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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"Freud is always interesting - even when he's wrong, and that says a lot for a person."
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Dr. Marshall Gregory, Harry Ice Professor of Engli, EN385: Intro to Literary Criticism
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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submitted: April 10, 2003 |
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"Stretching in this class is kind of like an auction - you scratch your nose and buy a pig."
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Dr. WIlcox, Cultural Diversity in the US
University of North Texas, Denton, TX
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
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Student: "I'm worried about how much could be done with this project. If I explore all the possible aspects, I could bring in a 100-page paper."
Dr. Pearson: "Please don't."
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Dr. Pearson, English Lit 131: Imaginary Places
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
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student: "May I borrow a pen"
Teacher: (holding up a simple pen)"This is the Great Lost Slave Lake pen! Do you know what the Great Lost Slave Lake is? It's a lake in the middle of Canada. It's the ONE place where you might be able to hide if I don't get this pen back!"
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Mr. Severson, World History
Bishop Ryan, Minot, North Dakota
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
Told to the smallest freshmen in the school by the varsity football head coach/history teacher with a rather loud and forcefull voice
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I once knew a woman who was quite civil towards her husband, but every night she would wash his toothbrush in the toilet. She knew he was an insatiable neat freak, and this was her "civilized" way of getting back at him.
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Dr. B.J. Robinson, Victorian Literature
North Georgia College & State University, Dahlonega, Ga
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More words of wisdom about civility from Dr. Robinson.
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"I'm in rebellion to civility. Don't be civilized. None of you should be civilized. Be respectful, but be uncivilized about it."
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Dr. B.J. Robinson, Victorian Literature
North Georgia College & State University, Dahlonega, Ga
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This is one of the greatest English teachers ever. Her point was that civility is dependant upon society.
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"If I knew , I wouldn't be teaching you, I would be enjoying the reward from the CIA on Hawaïi with two nice girls at my side"
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Simons,
Provincial University, Diepenbeek, Belgium
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After a student asked "Where do you think bin Laden is?"
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Guys, you`re killing me young. Well, it won`t be young, but you`re killing me!
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Prof. Yossi Parnas, Advanced Physiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
After asking one of his "trivial" questions which no one knew what is he talking about.
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I didn't know southerners said 'holy cow'.
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, Music Theory
Mercer University, Macon, GA
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
don't ask, i dont know. it was music theory at 8 in the morning. who knows what goes on there
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Paul: Ah yes, I already ticked you off.
Student: In more ways than one!
Paul: Watch it! I haven't marked your assignment yet.
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Paul Kroeker, CIS 385
UCFV, Abbotsford, BC
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
Paul was checking at a list of students to find out who he had already marked as finishing their class presentaions.
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Prof: Do you all feel comfortable with me in the room while taking this [class] survey? If not, I can leave...
Student: Tell you what, how about you stay here, and *we* leave!
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Dr. Daivd Eakin, Honors Biology Seminar
Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Kentucky
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