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The math department does not allow me to accept late assignments so I will not accept late assignments unless you turn them in by the end of the semester.
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Steven Boyer, Math 105
Mid Michigan Community College, ,
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submitted: April 1, 2006 |
Great teacher
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| Rating: 10 |
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Doesn't "prime radical" sound better than "nilradical?" I certainly wouldn't want to order a "nil rib" of beef!
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Dr Bill Blair, 620 Topics in Algebra: Commutative Algebra
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: April 3, 2006 |
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Well, if we find out that I can get divorced then that's cool because I can just date one of you!
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Dr. Martinez, Business Ethics
Cedarville, Cedarville, Ohio
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submitted: April 4, 2006 |
He was examining the Faculty handbook to give us an example of what a code of ethics looks like.
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"Sometimes it is easier to use cgs units, but let's not talk about religion."
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David J. Stevenson, Ge 131--Planetary Interiors
California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
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submitted: April 4, 2006 |
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You won't regret doing integrals on a Friday night! Integrals won't get your girlfriend pregnant.
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Dr. Marvin Ortel, Calculus II
University of Hawai'i at Manoa, Honolulu, Hawaii
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submitted: April 4, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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As you have probably noticed, or will notice throughout the duration of the course, i am a Calvinist. But i am a happy Calivinist, and there are a few of us out there. Not alot. but a few
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Prof. Schaar, American Political Thought
University of California, Santa Cruz, Santa Cruz, California
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
he looks like ben franklin, too.
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The identity matrix does nothing. Just like you.... [a minute later] Sorry that was mean.
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Dr. Ivan Dimitrov, Math 312 (Linear Algebra)
Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
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"DON'T THROW THINGS!!!!....... Make a layup..."
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Mr. Joe Gates, IB 20th Century World Topics
William G. Enloe High School, Raleigh, NC
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
(After seeing someone try to toss a paper-ball into the wastebasket)
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"Can't curve a bunch of zero's, now can I?"
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Dr. Cal White, Intro to Materials Science
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
Said in response to a student asking if the Exam he was walking back in with would be curved. Most of the class failed it... miserably
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"I want to let you know that for those of you who are still struggling with Vectors that there is still hope for you. There are great opportunities for you in Soumi College."
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Dr. Vokel (sp?), Calc III
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
Soumi College (now Finlandia University) is the neihboring non-technical college. He was basically saying if you can't handle Vectors, you need to drop engineering, math, or science.
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I don't think exams should be some form of torture..., there are other places and things for that...
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Dr. Ivan Dimitrov, Math 312 (Linear Algebra)
Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
He was talking about our midterms. A minute later when some people walk into the classroom late, he said "for those who came, I made some non-sensical remarks about the exam."
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I agree with you, except for what you said.
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Dr. Ivan Dimitrov, Math 312 (Linear Algebra)
Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
Contradiction from a math prof. My friend tried to answer his question and he said this.
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Just bang your head on the wall cuz it feels good when your done.
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Josh loukus, Heat Transfer
, Michigan Technological University,
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
He was having a bad day....
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That is clearly ambiguous....
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Marvin McKimpson, Product Design and Development
, Mighigan Technological University,
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submitted: April 5, 2006 |
clocked this guy up to 17 clearlys in on class period before.
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"What does God look like? I'd say he is a 5'5" Japanese American, mildly resembling me... I mean afterall, my wife tells me I'm God every Friday night."
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Dr. Sakashita, Intro to World Religions
University of Hawai'i at Manoa, Honolulu, HI
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submitted: April 6, 2006 |
The prof making the point that everybody has a different image of God.
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You come to a point where the person asking why just looks stupid.
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Tuckness, American Political Thought
Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
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submitted: April 7, 2006 |
Something about questioning the fundamentals of an argument. To tell the truth I wasn't paying the greatest amount of attention at the time.
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If you're planning on breaking out the golden shovel - and believe me, I've used it too - I'll know it.
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Tom Phenix, Psychology 270
University of Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan
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submitted: April 7, 2006 |
Don't bullshit this guy, seriously
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(Looking at the lecture hall seriously)"I know a man that can flies from Hati to New York quite regularly. Why are you laughing? You westerners have to stop looking at the world so rationally."
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Dr. Mazama, Africa in the 20th century
Temple University, Philadelphia, Pa
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submitted: April 7, 2006 |
This professor was speaking about African religons and how she practices Vodu. She went on talking about how westerners are restricted their view of the world. Eventually she started talking about how in African Religons you gain special metaphysical powers at the end of your initiation such as eating glass, dipping your hands in boiling oil painlessly and flying. She claims to have seen it with her own eyes.
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If you fall asleep in my class you will fear me in your dreams.
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Ilya Kudish, Numerical Methods and Matricies
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: April 7, 2006 |
Kudish after finding a student falling asleep on the first day of class.
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What? I didn't teach it to you, but I assigned a question? And no one asked for help? I'm sitting up in my office, doing nothing, well in your eyes nothing, I mean I write a few papers a year, but it's mostly total junk...
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Plioukhin, Phys 223
University of Saskatchewan, , Saskatchewan
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submitted: April 8, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Love is not fair , Life is not fair , Living is more than fair
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submitted: April 9, 2006 |
Friends are only for a little while, Best friends are for not a very long time, best freinds forever are almost true , true best friends forever are there till you have to move
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I know what I know. I don't know what you don't know. The only way for me to know what you don't know is for you to tell me. So ask questions!
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James J. Sobol, Research Methods
Hilbert College, ,
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submitted: April 9, 2006 |
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"well its all relative... like incest"
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Dr. McGinn, Antenna Theory
Northern Illinois University, Dekalb, IL
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submitted: April 10, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Hmm... This marker smells good (sniffs marker)... Ahhh...
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Dr. Martinez, Business Ethics
Cedarville, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: April 11, 2006 |
Um... yeah... this class is never boring! LOL
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I'm not a tricky guy, I don't think. Just think 'Simple Tom' - just imagine what I would ask, and study that.
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Tom Phenix, Psychology 270
University of Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan
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submitted: April 12, 2006 |
Comments on how we should study for the final
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