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Dr. : Are you not married?
Me: Nope.
Dr. : You SURE!? I always thought you were married.
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Dr. Barry Gleeson, CS102
NUI Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: September 2, 2006 |
Said to me after I met him by accident in the city. Weird thing is, I'm only 20!
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The best way to reach me is email [writes email address on the board]. Sometimes I answer the phone [Writes phone number on the board]. Occasionally, I will even open my door [writes room number on the board].
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Dr. Eric Behr,
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: August 24, 2006 |
| Rating: 9 |
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You know, it's so hard to manage humans... and there are 6 billion of them on this planet!
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David Cheriton, CS 249
Stanford University, ,
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submitted: August 24, 2006 |
On managing large teams of software engineers
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Open the doors and let the cool atmosphere in!!
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Mrs. Bhakti, Marathi
Manekji cooper edu. trust, Mumbai,
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submitted: August 16, 2006 |
This was said by our regional Language teacher when refering to open the windows and let the breeze come into the class
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Prof: So, how do you two know each other?
Students: We're engaged.
Prof: So you know each other... fairly well.
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Steven New, Elementary Number Theory
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: August 6, 2006 |
We were at the traditional "Pints with Profs" event where Math faculty members mingle with students. My prof was trying to ask if the student sitting next to me was a good judge of my character. I hope so.
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You have to blow really hard on a spiral galaxy...
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Dr. David DeGraff, Cosmology
Alfred University, Alfred, NY
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submitted: July 27, 2006 |
He said this in Cosmology class at 8am on Friday...so you get my drift
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I was told when I got here that I wasn't supposed to do that. Not until after tenure.
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Dr. Aaron Lanterman, ECE 2025
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, GA
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submitted: July 26, 2006 |
We were discussing this site, and his wife had posted a comment saying "I married Dr. Lanterman". He didn't want us thinking he'd married a student
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Let's try to end this week on a high
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Barbara Butler,
Camden School For Girls, ,
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submitted: July 24, 2006 |
Said after 3 students were sent home for smoking canabis on a school trip. She didn't realise what she'd said till after the entire year cracked up laughing.
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When respoding to the question "What does Moby Dick mean?"
Teacher: "Well... I looked t up and I couldn't really find anything other than that Moby usually tends to refer to something really big... Uh oh..."
She then turned very red as we all laughed.
"I won't be repeating that one to my other classes"
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Mrs Fazzalaro, English III
Ryle High School, Union, KY
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submitted: July 15, 2006 |
I love Mrs. Fazz
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I don't believe in dinosaurs or evolution.
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Williams, US History
Ryle High School, Union, KY
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submitted: July 15, 2006 |
This teacher is so god-oriented it's sikening.
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Talking about preventative maintainance)
Prof: "You have a lawn-mower at home, right?"
Student: "Yeah, my wife, I service her every night!"
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John Schneeg, Intro to Robotics
Monroe County Community College, Monroe, Michigan
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submitted: July 10, 2006 |
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And then I told him that if he wants to commit suicide by cutting his wrists to go ahead because I will clean up after him.
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Dr David Buck, CL 101
University of Prince Edward Island, Charlottetown, PEI
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submitted: June 27, 2006 |
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"I really think Bush needs Dick."
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Mrs.Dowdy, American Government
Dexter High School, Dexter, Missouri
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submitted: June 26, 2006 |
Said by my government teacher referring to President George W. Bush and Vice President Cheney.
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In this example, we'll call these two people Chris and Steve....since these were their names.
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Dr. Larry Rottmeyer, 520 MKT
Taylor University MBA Program, Fort Wayne, IN
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submitted: June 24, 2006 |
Hmmm...sure beats having to try and guess who were talking about.
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student: what does this mean?
german teacher: oh, that means he pleases me
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Frau Bastuck, German
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: June 20, 2006 |
said after a kid in my class asked what a particular sentence in german meant. it means "i like him" but the above is what it literally translates into.
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"whoops, I'm becoming Lenny"
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Mrs. Reis, English
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: June 20, 2006 |
said by my english teacher after flubbing up a few of her sentences. she is referring to the mentally challenged character "Lenny" in the book Of Mice and Men.
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"Imagine what you guys would be like if you were actually on drugs"
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Mr. Davis, Global History
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: June 20, 2006 |
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"Let's drop this rock on your head and see what happens."
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Doc Passow, Earth Science
Highlands Middle School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: June 20, 2006 |
Said by our Earth Science teacher when he was about to drop a realistic looking foam rock on another student's head.
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"Rubbers go on your feet, NOT your penis!"
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Mrs. Eileen O'Leary, English
White Plains Middle School, White Plains, NY
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submitted: June 20, 2006 |
Said by our 7th grade English teacher after a few kids in our class were giggling after she read a passage in a short story about a man putting on rubber rain boots.
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"It's not when I'm screaming that i am angry, it is when i am quiet that you should be afraid"
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Doc Passow, Earth Science
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: June 20, 2006 |
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We don't all have to be ready before some of us start
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Dr. James Yount, Environmental Science
Brevard Community College, Titusville, Florida
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submitted: June 19, 2006 |
Explaining the sometimes frustrating machinations of Community College Administration
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"You know, if Asia was a cow, you'd be milking India."
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Mr. Davis, Global History
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: June 19, 2006 |
| Rating: 9.5 |
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Today we have a defective attendance. How many are schottky defects and how many are frenkel defects
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Dr. Asadullah, Engineering Physics
Muffakaham Jah College of Engg. & Tech., Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh
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submitted: June 15, 2006 |
In response to a less attendance in the calss that day he told the above quote.
That day he taught us schottky and frenkel defects schottky defects occur in pairs, whereas frenckel defects occur singularly in crystalline structures. It was back in 2001 and I still remember it exactly becos of this example.
I studied in a conserative school in India. He was hinting about as to how many of the students who skipped that class in male-female pairs and how many did it alone.
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| Rating: 10 |
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"The OPEC crisis was the first time that the least developed countries gave it to the man...no sorry...gave it to the 'mon. The hegemon."
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Dr. Tom Butko, International Political Economy
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: June 15, 2006 |
In reference to oil embargoes put on the U.S. by the OPEC members
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I'll send away you all and i will continue with the rest ...
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Zlatina Valeva, Literature
"Romain Rolland", Stara Zagora, Bulgaria
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submitted: June 14, 2006 |
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