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Prof: We need to show this is a D[u]-submodule.
Me: We know it's a D-submodule...
Prof: [looks at me] Yeah, so the only problem is with u.
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Dr. John Beachy, 620 Topics in Algebra: Commutative Rings
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: August 6, 2005 |
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"Yeah, coke will do that to you."
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Mr. T. Price, Server +
South Kitsap High School, Port Orchard, WA
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submitted: August 13, 2005 |
A teacher of mine said this in a class two years ago when he was watching a Family Guy episode one of the students brought in.
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(In New York accent) "If God wanted us to use the metric system Jesus would have had 10 disciples."
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Dr. Phillip Richard, Multivariate Calculus
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: August 17, 2005 |
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"Magic, okay?"
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Albert Davis, Electronics I
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: August 17, 2005 |
In describing how an ideal op-amp has zero input current.
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, however, there is a difference.
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Dr Ghil'ad Zuckermann, Israeli Linguistics
University of Cambridge, Cambridge, UK
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submitted: August 18, 2005 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Ah good, here comes the poltergeist!
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Mark Gellis, Comm 301
Kettering University, Flint, Michigan
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submitted: August 18, 2005 |
The door randomly opened one day
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(After getting an unexpected answer on a calculus problem.) "This is why you shouldn't drink before lunch."
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Professor Derek Holton, MATH160
University of Otago, Dunedin, Otago
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submitted: August 18, 2005 |
This guy is ProfQuotes gold!
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The main reason it is known as Polish notation is not an ethnic slur
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Jim Huggins, CS-102
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: August 19, 2005 |
discussion on reverse polish notation arithmatic
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Student: Will this be on the test?
Professor : Yes....no...don't listen to me, i'm on medication
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Dr. Vineyard, CS-101
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: August 19, 2005 |
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God is love, love is blind, Stevie Wonder is Blind, so therefore Stevie Wonder is God.
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Anonymous Teacher,
Vanguard Preperatory School, Dallas, Texas
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submitted: August 21, 2005 |
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ContentPane is what Winnie the Pooh would have called a 'useful pot to put things in.' It's from Winnie the Pooh and a birthday too... Did I mention I have a 4 year old?
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Jim Huggins, CS-102
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: August 23, 2005 |
While introducting the Java .awt package. He uses "Did I mention I have a 4 year old?", alot, and yes it's true.
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"'Historiography' – the only reason I even know the word is because I carpooled with a historian for four years."
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David Lesniaski, Organization of Human Knowledge
College of St. Catherine, St Paul, MN
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submitted: August 24, 2005 |
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"Does anyone have a book? I feel like I really need a prop. Oh no, we’re in a *library* class and no one has a book?! What is this world coming to?"
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David Lesniaski, Organization of Human Knowledge
College of St. Catherine, St Paul, MN
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submitted: August 24, 2005 |
This class is part of the master's degree program in Library and Information Science
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"I hate the name of this course because it implies that there are problems."
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James Mouw, Serials: Problems and Techniques
College of St. Catherine, St Paul, MN
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submitted: August 24, 2005 |
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Suppose we flip two coins. What is the probability that the sum of results will be 7?
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Raz Kupferman, Probability Theory (1)
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel
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submitted: August 26, 2005 |
beside the fact that all mathematicians have coins with 0 on one side and 1 on the other, this is really starting to get wack.
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Student: What's the title of this course?
Prof: I don't know.
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Hamid Bellout, 539
Northern Illinois Univseristy, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: August 26, 2005 |
He helped design it!
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"There is an almost direct 1:1 correlation between mental instability and not eating mud as a kid"
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Dr. Pearson, Sedimentary Petrology
University of the Pacific, Stockton, CA
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submitted: August 28, 2005 |
Talking about the mineral content and value of soil
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I dunno what "abstract homological algebra" means. To me, homological algebra IS abstract!
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Dr. John Beachy, 620, Topics in Algebra: Homological Algebra
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: August 28, 2005 |
RE: a chapter title in our new book.
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We'll just get Osborne [the text] and go like hell!
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Dr. John Beachy, 620 Topics in Algebra: Homological Algebra
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: August 28, 2005 |
RE: not having a syllabus prepared for the class.
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If I start trying to stop at quarter till, I can make it [to my next class].
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Dr. John Beachy, 620 Topics in Algebra: Homological Algebra
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: August 28, 2005 |
RE: how he always runs over time.
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Ain't none of you ever heard of STAPLERS?!?
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Laura Kettner, TA, 211, Calc for business and social science
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: August 29, 2005 |
after getting all the homework turned in unstapled
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"Dont expect me to remember all your names because I have trouble remembering my own name when I'm drunk."
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Bob Warnick, 122
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: August 29, 2005 |
It was the first day of class, and he was given the job 2 weeks prior.
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"First confession: 50% of what I told you this semester is bull____. The second confession is, I don't know what half!"
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Dr. Gwiasda, American Political Behavior and Institution
Denison Universiy, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: August 30, 2005 |
Dr. Gwiasda was relating a story of what a professor told his students on the last day of class.
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"So, why this course? I like to eat. And they like to pay me."
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Dr. Gwiasda, American Political Behavior and Institution
Denison University, Granville, OH
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submitted: August 30, 2005 |
Dr. Gwiasda answering his own question of why he is teaching his class.
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