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You have a B-- in the course so far, if you do better than average on the final you might be pushed into B- range.
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Michel Barsoum, tDEC 211-Materials 1
Drexel University, Philadelphia, PA
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submitted: June 1, 2005 |
When asked how well someone needed to do on the final
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"...Grad students, tech support, and men. They'll eat anything, any time, anywhere."
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n/a, n/a
York University, Toronto, Ontario
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submitted: June 3, 2005 |
Catering staff discussing how to dispose of extra food after a meeting. They're right...
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"we had an error yesterday because I forgot to open the pig's wings."
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Dr. Jaszczak, Physics 1
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: June 3, 2005 |
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I tell ya, if I wasn't married . . . and if she wasn't a lesbian . . .
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Dr. Langford, Great Books II
Auburn University, Auburn, Alabama
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submitted: June 7, 2005 |
Somehow he got off on a tangent about this friend of his whom he apparently thought was hot.
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"N-O-W: No!"
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Mr. Jaffess, Economics
Ossining High School, Ossining, New York
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submitted: June 9, 2005 |
hehe... Mr. Jaffy can't spell.
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If being immature was a class, Dave, you'd be the Valedictorian.
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Mr. Jaffess, Economics
Ossining High School, Ossining, New York
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submitted: June 9, 2005 |
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"...so it makes sense to spend all your money on socks and ramen."
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Yong, Math 61
Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, California
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submitted: June 10, 2005 |
While using packages of ramen and soapy socks in an example of optimization (where the function being optimized was H(r,s) = happiness from r packages of ramen and s pairs of soapy socks)
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juggling is easy just look
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Ronald Jones Professor of Biological Sciences, Cur,
Eastern kentucky University, Richmond, Kentucky
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submitted: June 12, 2005 |
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"Anyone who fails to do so will be sought out by the registrar and shot."
"Don't believe me? Then get the hell out of here."
"But we can't do that anymore, because some of your parents are attorneys."
"...And that was before I was expelled from Band."
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Professor Foxman, Intro Honors Chem
Brandeis University, Waltham, MA
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submitted: June 12, 2005 |
The Best of Professor Foxman Collection
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"Whenever there's something in physics that we don't understand, we call it 'chemistry."
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Professor Fraden, Intro Physics
Brandeis University, Waltham, MA
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submitted: June 12, 2005 |
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"What happened to the people who were bad at science? They went to law school. They went to law school because they couldn't pronounce 'Electrophoresis'".
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Dr. Martin Tracey, Human Genetics
Florida International University, Miami, FL
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submitted: June 16, 2005 |
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This is the part where chemistry starts to look like flowers.
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Peter Livant, Chem 207 -- Organic Chemistry I
Auburn University, Auburn, Alabama
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submitted: June 16, 2005 |
He was talking about something to do with dienophiles, alkynes, and the Diels-Alder Reaction.
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How will your grade in the course be calculated? With my calculator. But seriously . . .
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Peter Livant, Chem 207 -- Organic Chemistry I
Auburn University, Auburn, Alabama
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submitted: June 16, 2005 |
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Chemistry 207 -- Everyone's favourite course(tm)
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Peter Livant, Chem 207 -- Organic Chemistry I
Auburn University, Auburn, Alabama
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submitted: June 16, 2005 |
This was on his tests and his syllabus as well, I think.
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"Remember everything. Forget nothing."
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M. Morrow, ECE 353 - Intro to Microprocessor Systems
UW Madison, Madison, WI
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submitted: June 20, 2005 |
Prof. Morrow on the key to being a great engineer. (circa January 2004)
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Well in those days, they didn't have much to do so incest was quite an acceptable sport.
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Peter Hughes, On Narrative - Introduction to English Literature
University of Zurich, Zurich, Switzerland
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submitted: June 21, 2005 |
Sounds horrific but in context, it was hilarious.
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Coca-Cola is an embottlement of desire.
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Dr. Ault,
University of Florida, Gainesville, FL
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submitted: June 23, 2005 |
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I think I believe the proof in my notes.
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John Beachy, 620, Topics in Algebra: Commutative Rings
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: June 23, 2005 |
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I told her....if you'd just come to class, you wouldn't need a tutor. I think she told me she needed a tutor just so she could look like she was trying to learn.
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Ed Meyer, Frontiers of Physics
Baldwin Wallace College, Berea, OH
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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Let's do it, let's stick it in and see what happens
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Ed Meyer, Theoretical Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
when trying to solve problems using random numbers
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So, when you guys are done playing with your pendulums, let me know
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
Baldwin-Wallace College, Berea, OH
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
after a pendulum lab
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This has other names, but some of them are not fit for family entertainment
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Dan Tonn, Modern Physics
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I see you are all still talking to me and coming to class after that test on Thursday
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David Calvis, Differential Equations
Baldwin Wallace College, Berea, OH
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I am trying to find a way to package together the facts that I didn't grade your tests, and I didn't even think about grading your tests..
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David Calvis, Differential Equations
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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I can see the happiness in your faces, and it just warms me...
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David Calvis, Differential Equations
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submitted: June 26, 2005 |
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