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Before WWI Britain and Germany were in a naval arms race, "they had cruisers, destroyers, dreadnaughts, whatnots..."
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Dr. Voisey, HIST 376: Canada 1900-45
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: September 27, 2003 |
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"Not all concepts can be used at all times (talks about the concept of football). If you're running to catch a bus and all of a sudden someone comes out of nowhere and tackles you.....something is wrong there! Someone has their concepts mixed up."
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Professor John Uglietta, Philosphy 101
The Ohio State University (main campus), Columbus, OH
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submitted: September 26, 2003 |
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Misunderstanding Technology is like putting your underwear in the microwave to dry.
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, CED Psychology 314
Eastern Washington University, Cheney, WA
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submitted: September 26, 2003 |
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There is a quiz on Friday. You are all invited.
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Dr. Brin, subbing for Dr. Berg, Euclidean & non-Euclidean Geometry
University of Maryland, College Park, MD
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submitted: September 26, 2003 |
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The moon is very far away. You cannot reach it by donkey.
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Dr. Brin, subbing for Dr. Berg, Euclidean & Non-Euclidean Geometry
University of Maryland, College Park, MD
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submitted: September 26, 2003 |
On the ancients trying to calculate the distance to the moon.
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What do we mean by "the usual proof"? We mean, if you ask 37 people, 36 will walk away, and the last one will give you this proof.
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Dr. Berg, Euclidean & Non-Euclidean Geometry
University of Maryland, College Park, MD
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submitted: September 26, 2003 |
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"I just said that because I saw Evan's head hit the table, and I thought, why leave him hurting when I could twist the knife in?"
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David Schmitz, Antiquity
Whitman College, Walla Walla, WA
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submitted: September 25, 2003 |
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On second thought, skip Clark. Read Purcell, 'cause it's kinda funny how he tried to kill himself.
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Ed Zunic, String orchestra
Upper Arlington High School, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: September 25, 2003 |
Mr. Zunic changes the music history assignment.
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As the Hawaiian says, "love me, Love my dog"
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Prof. William Moy, Introductory Psychology
Washtenaw Community College, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 25, 2003 |
...part of a series of "The Hawaiian" quotes uttered over the course of a semester
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"I'm the only one who's allowed to use sarcasm in this class."
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Mr Thierens,
Koninklijk Atheneum Dendermonde, Dendermonde,
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submitted: September 25, 2003 |
The most sarcastic teacher I ever had, when a student made a sarcastic remark. Probably slightly paraphrased, since it's been about six years.
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If I stand up here, dye my hair white and go completely starkers will it help you understand this stuff? Cause I'll do it! *grabs at his hair*
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Chris Petrie, General Chemistry I
Brevard Community College, Titusville, FL
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
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Prof:"Now, can someone tell me where I got this equation?"
Student: "You got it from the book!"
Prof: "Oh ho, that's right!"
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Dr. Adamowicz, P-Chem (graduate level)
University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
While discussing derivation of chemical potential and free energy equations. This prof has a very dry sense of humor.
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"When in doubt, the church calls a council."
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Prof. Emerson, Religion
IUPUC, Columbus, Indiana
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
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An 87-year old doesn't have the mental capacity? You're treading on dangerous ground. You're talking to an old man.
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Dr. Daniel Vaughen, The Legal and Ethical Environment of Business
University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
Re: a comment made by a student who said that an 87-year old man, who needed help with assisted suicide, did not have the mental capacity to make his own decisions.
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That sounds to me like a violation of professional ethics.
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Dr. Daniel Vaughen, The Legal and Ethical Environment of Business
University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
Re: a doctor who hired a hit man to kill his business partner.
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If the cup would give adequate warning, it would say "Drink this and die."
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Dr. Daniel Vaughen, The Legal and Ethical Environment of Business
University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
This was regarding the McDonald's lawsuit where a woman spilled 190 degree coffee (that temperature causes 3rd degree burns within 2-7 seconds, and therefore can't be consumed) on herself.
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"How can a piece of art kick ass? To kick ass you need at the very least a large stick and a fairly muscular person."
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Frank Laskowski, Design II
Columbus College of Art and Design, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
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"Yeah, damn, why did you have to notice that? Be quiet."
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Dr. Michael Denner, Intro to Russian
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
After a student pointed out another inconsitency in the 'easy' Russian language.
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"Suzan (department secretary,) could you order a big box of red pens for this test?"
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Dr. Michael Denner, Intro to Russian
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
Yelled down the hall as a student struggled with a speaking exercise.
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"My butt augments when I eat french fries."
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Mrs. Likin, English 2 Pre Ap
BHS, Boerne, Tx
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
How to use the word augment correctly in a sentence.
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"We're a bit wealthier than Michelangelo was." [long pause] "He never owned a Toyota."
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Doug Norman, Figure Drawing
Columbus College of Art and Design, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
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It's such a nice ode to necrophilia.
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Prof. Eric Rabkin, ENGLISH 313 - Fantasy
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: September 24, 2003 |
... on Poe's poem Annabel Lee
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"I'm a Gordon, so I can talk all I want about Scottish perversion. It's how I got here; someone had sex with a hampster."
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Dr. T. David Gordon, Greek 101
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: September 23, 2003 |
Said by 5'1 or 2" prof of Bible and Religion!
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"Someone call an ambulance... he has to have this disk extracted; he shoved it up the wrong orifice."
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Dr. Ron Hall, PY 104, Intro to Logic
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 23, 2003 |
Said before taking a computer-based exam... apparently some people can't tell a floppy drive from a Zip drive.
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Green is a shade of blue...yellow is a shade of blue...
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Dr. Catchpole, Psych 130
NIC, PA, BC
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submitted: September 23, 2003 |
I love psych
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