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After a student adds 1+2+3 and comes up with a result of 0, McGinn asks, "You're not a part of that 'No Child Left Behind' program, are you?"
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Dr. McGinn, ELE 210
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
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While looking around the room, Professor McGinn said, "Who the hell said that! Who did it?" After find the guilty party, he asked, "What are you smoking? Get me a case of it!"
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Dr. McGinn, ELE 210
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
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"All quizes will be announced... Maybe not...?"
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N. Volkovs, Linear Algebra
University of Toronto, Mississauga, ,
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
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"Oh! Big stick!"
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N. Volkovs, Linear Algebra
University of Toronto, Missisauga, ,
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
Said when picking up a pointer stick to use with an overhead.
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I am rocking your little world
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Joe Schloegel, Theology III
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
It's my firm belief that Joe gets up in the morning to shake up the student body and cause a ruckus.
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| Rating: 10 |
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Test message to CS531 Students.
Please let me know if you haven't received this!!
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Pavan Aduri, ComSci 531
Iowa State University, Ames, IA
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
An email sent by the instructor to the course list to make sure everyone is on the list.
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| Rating: 8.25 |
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"Today I lead you to working with the midgets" [referring to microtechnology]
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Kee Moon, Integrated Design and Manufacturing
Michigan Tech, Houghton, MI
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
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When I was 10, my very devout neighbors warned me to stay away from boys and philosophy.
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, Philosophy of Religion
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
and she's a married philosophy professor.
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There are two English phrases everyone in the world knows. The first is "I love you." The second is "Fuck you."
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Dr. Denner, Russian 102
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: January 21, 2004 |
More commentary on world culture.
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| Rating: 10 |
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"I wish I would've had these when I was 15!"
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Brian Phillips, Social Class Inequality
Grand Valley State University, Allendale, Michigan
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submitted: January 19, 2004 |
Said while sniffing a dry-erase marker
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In general, temperature may be a function of temperature and position.
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Prof. James Cawley, Thermodynamics
Case Western Reserve University, ,
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submitted: January 19, 2004 |
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Prof: My other friend, however, disappeared into oblivion. *pause* Well, Germany.
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Dr. Jennifer Stamp, Psychology 1000
Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia
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submitted: January 19, 2004 |
Part of a tangent on two high-IQ friends of hers.
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You might desire that your dungeons and dragons character gain more hitpoints, but how is that good?
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Alex John London, Ethical Theory
Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: January 19, 2004 |
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There are some things you don't desire, but will still be good for you... like finishing this class, but you lost that desire ages ago.... It's good for you, damnit!!!
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Alex John London, Ethical Theory
Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: January 19, 2004 |
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman
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L. Bryan Dabney, III, World History II
All Saints' Episcopal School, Vicksburg, Mississippi
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submitted: January 17, 2004 |
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"When an elected official mentions the 'Rule of Law,' that means he is probably going to break it."
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Dr. Richard Wilson, American Government
University of Tennessee, Chattanooga, Chattanooga, Tennessee
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submitted: January 17, 2004 |
During a discussion and lecture on the concept of "Rule of Law."
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Humans are a bit like operating systems. You're trying to do a task, but someone interrupts you with a telephone call, you get a fax, your beeper goes off - In the end, you can't handle all those context switches, so you run off to the train, but instead of taking it, the train takes you.
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Eddy Flerackers, Operating Systems
transnationale Universiteit Limburg, Diepenbeek, Limburg, Belgium
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submitted: January 16, 2004 |
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Why does Spenser give us this huge erection?
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Berg, Renaissance Brit Lit
Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
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submitted: January 16, 2004 |
Discussing the giant in the Faerie Queene.
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"There will be no itching in class, Doug."
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Mme. Kern, French III
Bowling Green High School, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: January 16, 2004 |
The kid had brought a back scratcher to the exam. Dunno...
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"I do offer an extra credit experiment. You will have to shave your head and the electrodes hurt a little bit."
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Dr. LaTour, MKTG-3410 Consumer Behaviour
Auburn University, Auburn, AL
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submitted: January 15, 2004 |
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"Some professors say you should have an even distribution of grades. To that, I say rubbish. And they can't do anything to me because I HAVE TENURE!"
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Dr. LaTour, MKTG-3410 Consumer Behaviour
Auburn University, Auburn, AL
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submitted: January 15, 2004 |
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We will not prove this by intimidation and excessive fist waving." [while screaming these lines and frantically waving arms]
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Dr. Max Mintx, Math. Foundations of CS
University of Pennsylvania, ,
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submitted: January 15, 2004 |
| Rating: 7.75 |
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"I have this thing about parentheses and commas. Let me put an extra one in so your notes will compile."
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Dr. Max Mintz, Math Foundations of CS
University of Pennsylvania, ,
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submitted: January 15, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"You can learn all the science of the universe on the playground. For example, remember when you were a little kid and you said 'Mommy, why is the sky blue?' and she said 'Well, it has to do with the scattering cross-section of the nitrogen molecule.'?"
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Dr. Max Mintz, Math Found. of CS
University of Pennsylvania, ,
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submitted: January 15, 2004 |
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"I know it's Friday. It's a good day for math."
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Dr. Max Mintx, Math foundations of CS
University of Pennsylvania, ,
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submitted: January 15, 2004 |
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