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"Wo kan le shu [I read the book]... not a complete sentence, I will wait for the other shu [book] to drop."
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Dr. Lian, Chinese 212
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: February 22, 2006 |
Double language pun... help
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"I'm much more comfortable riding American Airlines. Rubbing shoulders with those beautiful women hen weixiang." (last two words translated as: very dangerous)
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Dr. Lian, Chinese 212
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: February 22, 2006 |
Our discussion between American flight attendants and Chinese flight attendats in the respective airlines.
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You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run. Kenny Rogers was a Buddhist!!
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Dr. R. Sweet, Capstone
Clark State Community College, Springfield, OH
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submitted: February 22, 2006 |
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"Someone on the street walks up to you and hands you a trangle...and says prove this triangle is iscosoles or I will blow up the world"
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Dr. Kraft, Honors Geomatry
Shoshana S. Cardin, Baltimore, MD
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submitted: February 22, 2006 |
Thanks to the new wiretap program, the FBI took him away the very next class......
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"Christ wasn't their last name, there wasn't a Mrs. Christ and a Mr. Christ, and they didn't have a little dog, Fido Christ"
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Leslie Rosen, Honors English
Cardin, Baltimore, MD
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submitted: February 22, 2006 |
Jewish Day School
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We love quadratics because they're easy. But sometimes you can get lucky with a cubic.
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Dr. J. Thunder, 581 Algebraic Number Theory
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: February 22, 2006 |
Some of us find sexual innuendos in everything...
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"Think of us as a musical group, and we're at the garage band level."
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Dr. Watson, College Algebra
Von Steuben, Chicago, IL
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submitted: February 21, 2006 |
I think he was insulting us on that one... we're still not sure...
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A meander is a river that wanders... like when i did driving lessons i meandered into a letter box, and nearly meandered into a pedestrian.
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Mrs Landers,
Kolbe Catholic College, Rockingham, WA
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submitted: February 20, 2006 |
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"I dont even like english, so when people do english homework over my homework it just makes it even worser, you know."
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Mr Scali,
Kolbe Catholic College, Rockingham,
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submitted: February 20, 2006 |
Yes, worser. This is why he taught science.
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I'm hearing voices. The doctor said i shouldn't be hearing voices, I took my medication.
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submitted: February 20, 2006 |
This was his way of getting us to quiet down.
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I hear some of you have been complaining about too much homework, so now... you will get twice as much!!
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Mrs Landers,
Kolbe Catholic College, Rockingham,
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submitted: February 20, 2006 |
She thought it was funny. We thought it was demeaning.
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"You should use the same password for everything so you don't get confused, and I think it's also a good idea to use something simple like your name so you don't have to worry about forgetting it."
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Merv Mosher, KINE 2049/2050
York University, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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submitted: February 18, 2006 |
Utter speechlessness ensued. Then I left and didn't go to any more lectures of his for the rest of the year. (Had one course by him each term of second year.) Still got As in both classes. Made me sad that he was teaching statistics and computer skills.
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"Kids aren't too good at picking spouses - they don't know who has the cows." (On why arranged marriages are good ideas)
"You want dirt that's muck-aroundedable."
"Nothing is better to an ethnographer than seeing all hell break loose."
"Aztec war is like flag football."
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Prof. David K. Jordan, Making of the Modern World 1
UCSD, La Jolla, CA
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submitted: February 17, 2006 |
A few more of the gems from the D.K. Jordan collection
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"This proves that this is not all some piece of crap i made up to torture you. All that comes much later in the year."
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Mrs. K, Algebra 1
CV, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: February 17, 2006 |
Proofs. 'Nuff said.
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You're girl's ex-boyfriend comes up to you and shoots you...
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Dan Ranly, BMED3160
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atanta, GA
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submitted: February 16, 2006 |
The professor is giving an example of what type of solution you need to use when faced with different situations. He normally never jokes around so when we heard this, we were pretty startled.
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If you love God the date of the Exodus is 1440 B.C…. I didn’t coin that.
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Dr. James Smith, Ancient Egypt
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: February 16, 2006 |
Yes, we know we have the wonderful Religion professors to thank for coining this phrase.
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Now, lets move on to who built the pyramids. The running theory at the moment is that the Gould built them as landing pads for their spaceships. Stargate reference number one.
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Dr. James Smith, Ancient Egypt
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: February 16, 2006 |
Ah, Dr. Smith... so full of wisdom. At least it wasn't the Klingons this time.
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Klostermeyer: What is the Green Party?
Sean: Give me my weed or give me death!
T.J.: No, it’s give me my weed or give me entitlements because you won’t give me my weed.
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Bob Klostermeyer, Congress and the Legislative Branch
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: February 16, 2006 |
We got to talking about third parties in the United States and Europe. Sadly, the Green Party exists on the other side of the pond too.
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I wanna do Skeleton, man, rushing head first down that track.
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Bob Klostermeyer, Congress and the Legislative Branch
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: February 16, 2006 |
Here, Klostermeyer was explaining to us that he is an adrenaline junkie, and therefore must do Skeleton in the Olympics.
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Some people are rocket scientists, others are political science majors.
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Bob Klostermeyer, Congress and the Legislative Branch
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: February 16, 2006 |
Well... yeah, Doc.
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NMU - where N stands for knowledge.
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Dr. Stephen Hackney, Materials Processing II
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 16, 2006 |
I don't remember why he was ripping on Northern - the quote is from last year.
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"The tensor product is like bilinear glue."
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Dr. Mike Roth, Algebra II
Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario
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submitted: February 16, 2006 |
Bilinear glue with a universal property!
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"Don't shoot up with reefer."
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Mr. Kearney, American Government
Olathe East, Olathe, KS
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submitted: February 15, 2006 |
Mr. Kearney, explaining something his history professor at KU liked to say.
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"One way of achieving change is to protest. 'Hey, hey, ho, ho American Government has got to go!'"
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Dr. Kwasi Ofori-Yeboah, American Government 1
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: February 15, 2006 |
Ah, Dr. Ofori-Yeboah, the head of the Political Science and History Department in his Intro. to American Government Class.
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Dr. Smith: But, that's not possible. During the 4th Dynasty there is NO way the Egyptian military got that far into Palestine.
Me: But, Dr. Smith those 10,000 Spartans got a whole lot farther than that later on.
Dr. Smith: They had a reason for being there.
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Dr. James O. Smith, Ancient Egypt
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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