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You MUST be here to present your Final Project. If you are not here, you will not graduate. If you are DEAD, have your lab partner bring your corpse in and lay you on the floor ... You'll get a "B"
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Prof. Coe, Applied Project
DeVry, Phoenix, AZ
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
He was stressing the importance of showing up ...
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It is blatantly obvious to the most casual observer, but the most casual observer must explain it in excruciating detail.
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Randy Weekly,
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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Some guys are walking around with peanut heads 'cause the sides got sucked in.
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LT Pax,
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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You are here to get and understanding, not good grades.
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LT Pax,
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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...so I guess the question is, "Can you recover from living in Denver?"
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LT Erpelding, Physics
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
After noting that high places get more cosmic radiation.
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Heck no, I don't do these problems, they take to long.
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Dr. Thompson, Complex Variables
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
Referring to the questions on our exam.
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Some people think they have a clue, but if clues were shoes, they might be barefoot.
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LT Pax,
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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I'm going to show you something that has an advisory on it. Warning: The following may contain disturbing images.
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Dr. Thompson, Complex Variables
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
This preceeded a long messy proof of some theorem.
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The next subject in the course is Doping. The favorite subject here at DeVry.
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Prof. Plotnick, Semiconductor Manufacturing
DeVry University, Phoenix, AZ
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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Who'd wanna be at home asleep at this point?
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LTjg Miller, Thermodynamics
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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If you came here for an education, go home.
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LTjg Miller, Thermodynamics
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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I wanna be vapor, I wanna be vapor!
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LTjg Miller, Thermodynamics
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
Explaining a phase change from liquid to (what else?) vapor.
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Physics is too easy, so why not complicate it with some math?
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, Physics
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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With 400 volts across his body, he WILL do the 60 Hz shuffle!
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LT Potochniak, EE
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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There's a little puff of black smoke designed into these things, and you'd liberate it.
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LT Kragh (pronounced like Craig), EE
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
Explaining what happens to electronic components when voltage is too high.
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I caught me a 180 lb. fish!
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LT Neff,
, Orlando, FL
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
Prof. successfully lured a student into a wrong answer.
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The Macintosh is a computer for illiterates.
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Marshall Brain, CSC 102
North Carolina State University, Raleigh, NC
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
Naturally, all of our assignments had to be done on the Mac.
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Student: What does that bar mean?
Prof: That bar means it's a vector. What's the matter? You'd remember a bar if it served drinks, wouldn't you?
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Prof. Nicholson, ME 362
Stevens Institute of Technology, Hoboken, NJ
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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"Are there any business majors in here? Okay, after class, go to the nearest terminal and drop all your business courses. Take golf. Everyone knows undergraduate business is bulls**t."
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Dr. Livesay, HIST 106 (American history, second half)
Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
Said to a class of about 300 students by a rusty old WWII vet who knew a thing or two and wasn't afraid to dispense harsh advice.
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The problem with you guys is you haven't had enough caffeine. Look at me, I'm on my third bottle of Coke, and I GET this stuff!
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David Manry, Intermediate Accounting II
University of New Orleans, New Orleans, LA
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
Before lunch.
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"Good Day Scholars!" (he starts every class like that) "The average failure rate for calculus one is about 30%, in a class this size it will be closer to 50. So look at the person sitting next to you, by the end of the semester they wont be here."
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Dr. John Gimble, Calculus One
University of Alaska, Fairbanks, Fairbanks, Alaska
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
There was about 240 student the first day when he said this and only about 80 of us where there for the final. Actually a good professor tho, if more then a little arrogant.
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As the next section is far too difficult to get into in the short time remaining, I shall let you go eight minutes early today. You all now owe me eight minutes of your lives, and I will collect them when you least expect it.
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, Linear Algebra
American University, Washington, DC
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
He seemed entirely serious.
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The more you DON'T know, the better it is for me.
The more you ask, the better it is for you.
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Dr. Arnold Cera, PSYC 100 - An Introduction To Psychology
Douglas College, Maple Ridge, BC, Canada
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
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Two solid objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time with any kind of smile on their faces.
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Tina Gravenhorst, English 9
Mary Hill Junior Secondary, Port Coquitlam, BC, Canada
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
Commenting on her and her motorcycle being run off the road by a pickup truck
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How I mark your midterm will depend on my mood at the time. Or on the number of glasses of Irish whiskey I've had.
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, Calculus I for Engineers
University of Alberta, ,
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submitted: January 31, 2003 |
... at point someone asked what brand whichhe prefered, and how it should be delivered...
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