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Don't you just hate it when he stops before the climax?!
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, Music Ensemble
University of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
Music Education candidate conducting the University of Saskatchewan's Wind Orchestra.
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"...and then I called Walter Mondale who was Ambassador to Japan at the time, and he sent a fighter jet to Hawaii and I got the music that day! not the best use of tax payer dollars, but I really needed the music guys!"
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Tom Wagren, Beethoven to the Beatles
Univerysity of Minnesota Duluth, Duluth, Minnesota
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submitted: April 15, 2010 |
Explaining how he couldn't find a copy of Rhapsody in Blue in Korea
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You don't have sex with your mother. You just don't do it.
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Mary Matzke, Intro to Theatre
Lansing Community College, Lansing, MI
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
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There were people who auditioned last fall who never reappeared *covers his mouth* ... I mean in choir!
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: March 3, 2010 |
on choir auditions
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"If it takes too long your doing it wrong"
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Johnston, Intro to 2D
Broome Community College, Binghamton, NY
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submitted: February 17, 2010 |
He has talking about finishing an art assignment
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Lady Gaga's not a hermaphordite. She injected collagen into her cooter!
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John Gintoff, Senior Studio
Hartford Academy of the Arts, Hartford, CT
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submitted: February 13, 2010 |
We don't do anything productive in studio.
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I smell blood, I feel like I should attack ... oh that didn't sound good, did it? ... New students, that's how I show affection!
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: February 4, 2010 |
We apparently sounded afraid to sing the note right
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Oh NO, it's and EMERGENCY, we have to use the EXITS!
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: February 4, 2010 |
minutes after pointing out the exits for the first time in the three and a half years I've had choir with him.
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If I offend you, let me know. Just raise your hand and say "Michael, I think saying 'fuck' 5 times in one sentence is a bit excessive". And I'll try to behave for the rest of the class.
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Michael Flannery, Drama Appreciation
University of North Carolina at Greensboro, Greensboro, North Carolina
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submitted: January 22, 2010 |
This was on the first day of class.
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That was mezzo-scary
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Dr. Dickau, Concert Choir
Minnesota State University - Mankato, Mankato, MN
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submitted: December 25, 2009 |
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I have two daughters... and both of them are girls.
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Mr. Dahake,
Modern School, Nagpur, Maharashtra
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submitted: November 7, 2009 |
Our Clay modelling teacher said that when we asked him if he had any kids.
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Steroids are supposed to make you feel alive and strong! and I don't!
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
He was sick, and had been prescribed some drugs to keep him functional.
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"I want you to attack someone with desire. Not just, 'I love your green eyes,' say, 'Your eyes are so green I want to do you on the grass, so they match. Or if you’re into complimentary colors, let’s do it on a red rug.'"
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Irena Knezevic, Filth, Horror, Guilt, and Magic
The Shool of the Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago, Il
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
While explaining an assignment to write an anonymous love/lust letter..
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I'm an only child, I need the attention.
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: November 5, 2009 |
Choir director getting us to look at him instead of our scores.
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Referring to photoshop...... Brightness contrast tool, thats a blunt shovel i like my victims dead a lot faster.
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Christine Flavin, AD417 Photography Seminar
Norther Michigan University, Marquette, MI
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submitted: October 19, 2009 |
When you have had a Professor for so long they stop thinking about what they say to you.
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"Is that a diary..? I'm probably in it. From the beginning of the semester -- 'That bastard! I hate his guts'!"
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Ed Acuna, Basic Illustration
Austin Community College, Austin, TX
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submitted: October 14, 2009 |
Haha this is especially funny because it was so uncharacteristic of him to swear...
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"I've never been sad."
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Ed Acuna, Basic Illustration
Austin Community College, Austin, TX
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submitted: October 14, 2009 |
And then he recalled the one time in his life when he was sad, and told us about when he took some medication in order not to become sea-sick on a trip... and it made him gloomy.
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"A lazy eye is better than a lazy body!"
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Ed Acuna, Basic Illustration
Austin Community College, Austin, TX
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submitted: October 14, 2009 |
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"Can I erase this? Because it's wrong."
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Ed Acuna, Basic Illustration
Austin Community College, Austin, TX
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submitted: October 14, 2009 |
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"Sounds like two cats having sex on a hot tin roof"
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Ken Rodgers, Music Appreciation
Hesston College, Hesston, Kansas
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submitted: September 16, 2009 |
I don't even remember the piece of music he was talking about just the car
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"Aesthetics the reason people smoked pot in the 60's"
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, Aesthetics
Goshen College, Goshen, Indiana
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submitted: September 13, 2009 |
Beginning of the Aesthetics class..this is after telling us that becoming chair of the art department happens when you skip the meeting.
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"You can wear heels to the concert, but not hooker heels. I don't want my choir looking trashy."
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Miss Cuddihee, Choir
, , TX
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submitted: July 29, 2009 |
She was always uber blunt.
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She put a hard thing in her bottom, too!!
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Steve Graver, Costume Crafts
Columbus State University, Columbus, Georgia
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submitted: July 27, 2009 |
My professor commenting on how a student reinforced the bottom of the reticule she was making by putting a piece of cardboard in it.
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I swear its like I ran over a nun and God is punishing me with you
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TA Ryan, some film class
UW Milwaukee, Milwaukee, WI
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submitted: July 14, 2009 |
This was spoken to a particularly annoying student and was accompanied by lots of eye rubbing and sighing.
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"I'm giving you the chance to have sex with a beautiful woman, and you're choosing masturbation."
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Seymour Leichman, Illustration II
Pratt Institute, Brooklyn, New York
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submitted: July 2, 2009 |
My 85 year old Illustration professor three semesters ago on a drawing of mine.
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