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If I had the answer to that question, I would be teaching at Harvard or Oxford.
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Dr. Darin R. Nesbitt, Introduction to Political Science
Douglas College, New Westminster, British Columbia
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submitted: April 4, 2007 |
Response to a good student question.
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She was a lesbian, well really she sorta went AC/DC.
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Phylis Kozlowski, Issues in Contemporary Art
Elmhurst College, Elmhurst, IL
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submitted: April 4, 2007 |
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I bet someone has a really good Britney Spears joke about now.
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Steven Vukazich, Structural Analaysis
San Jose State University, San Jose, CA
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submitted: April 7, 2007 |
Walked in with a freshly shaved head two days after Britney shaved hers.
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When I'm taking classes, I'm really obnoxious. Not like that's surprising.
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Laura Kettner, 155 Trig/ Precalc
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: April 13, 2007 |
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And in this cave you'll find...ears!
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Dr. Nikki Shepardson, World History to 1500
Rider University, Lawrenceville, NJ
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submitted: April 20, 2007 |
Something my World History to 1500 professor said while drawing a cave on the chalkboard. The person I was sitting next to and myself found it humorous.
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"...this is where math majors have an orgasm.."
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John Fiddler, ELE 330 Lab
Northern Illinois University, Dekalb, IL
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submitted: April 20, 2007 |
He said this during lecture when he had to cancel common terms to simplify an equation for the characteristics of BJTs
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I don't think I have to say, "Don't have sex with ducks this weekend." I think it's kind of assumed.
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Dr. Bibza, Biblical Books: Romans
Grove City College, ,
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
Talking about how Jesus didn't specifically speak out about homosexuality.
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Falling in love is like massive blindness.
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Dr. Ayers, Cultural Anthropology
Grove City College, ,
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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It only takes one bottle cap moving at 23,000 mph to ruin your whole day.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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It makes a big difference if the rocket goes up or down.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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What are nine orders of magnitude between friends?
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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You can't do physics without colored chalk.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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I know a guy who divided by 0 once, and he DIED!
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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Let's all hold hands and be glad we're not Mathematicians.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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It's not you against me. It's me and you against physics.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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To the vector go the spoils.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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Oh my God! Someone threw a planet at me!
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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Why wait until the last minute when you can wait till the last second?
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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Prof: "Then they devoured the T.A., and there was much rejoicing."
Class: "Yay."
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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If 3=1, I am the pope and the president. If you have a logical contradiction, everything goes to heck.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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For some values of not, meaning always.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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Laziness is the mother of invention.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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I could have been put down in the phone book as married to science.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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Permeability - how easy it is to give space a perm.
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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There can only be one! *pulls out sword*
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Dr. Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 21, 2007 |
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