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If M is the zero matrix, then a is a constant vector. Go home.
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Dr. Hamid Bellout, 539
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: October 25, 2005 |
After being asked about a'=Ma
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I'm not preparred to give a proof of this today... The last time I worked through this was, oh, forty years ago.
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Dr. John Beachy, 620 Topics in Algebra: Homological Algebra
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: October 25, 2005 |
Oh, good... I wasn't the only one not prepared!
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"If you think you can get away without memorizing your polys...think again because come Monday's test...you will get screwed"
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Dr. Acio, AP Chemistry
Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and, Alexandria, Virginia
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submitted: October 24, 2005 |
Just a scare tactic Dr. Acio used to make us memorize our polyatomic ions
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"I took 8 AM classes in undergrad, I wasn't always awake for them, but I went to them."
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Michael Dzanko, Comp 101
Ashland University, Ashland, Ohio
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submitted: October 24, 2005 |
Talking about how his class next semester was scheduled for 8 in the morning.
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HIO4Ag = Hi-oh Silver!
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Dr. Pedro Hernandez, A.P. Chemistry
Belen Jesuit Prepratory School, miami, f
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submitted: October 22, 2005 |
Talking about Stiochiometry
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Chem..is..try babies
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Dr. Pedro Hernandez, A.P. Chemistry
Belen Jesuit Prepratory School, Miami, Florida
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submitted: October 22, 2005 |
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It is not the government. It is the people who make five times what those tenants make who should pay up in taxes and stop enjoying a free fucking ride!!!
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Harry Michael Coiner, Introduction to Economics
Brandeis University, Waltham, MA
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submitted: October 22, 2005 |
He screamed, that at me, during a discussion on Rent-control v. Subsidies in a 300 person intro class. The class broke into applause.
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Any Questions? Any at all? ... The meaning of life? How to destroy a perfectly good marriage? Hey it took me 16 years but I finally figured it out. Guess there's no questions then. See you on Monday.
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Bob Warnick, CS 122
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: October 22, 2005 |
It was the end of class and I think he was trying to find out if any of us were still awake.
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Light is free, its really cheap
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Dr. Kazarian, Physics 101
Glendale Community College, Glendale, CA
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submitted: October 21, 2005 |
Talking about solar sails.
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The World is your Hamster.
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, Primary School
Dalneigh School, Inverness, Highland, Scotland
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submitted: October 21, 2005 |
To a particular stupid comment, from a consistantly stupid boy.
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Functions are like math masturbation.
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Dr. David Cain, MATH120
Xavier University, Cincinnati, OH
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submitted: October 20, 2005 |
On the topic of functions.
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Please stop vibrating your thing
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, Business Statistics
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
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submitted: October 20, 2005 |
A student's cell phone vibrated during class session and the professor voiced the complaint with much thinking.
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Are any of you guys freshmen? Do any of you know (insert name here)? No? Well, he's my cousin and he's going to take a science next semester, and for some reason he's shy about taking my class. So... if you meet him... you should tease him about it..
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Dr. Stacey Atchley, Geology 1301
Baylor University, ,
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submitted: October 20, 2005 |
Always trying to start odd personal conversations in class...
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Artistic talent is like chlamydia, you either have it or you don't.
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Simon Tredwell, Economics
Peter Symonds college, Winchester,
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submitted: October 20, 2005 |
On looking at someone's drawing of a 'household'
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I may be wrong but I'm certain!
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Dr Ghil`ad Zuckermann, Israeli Linguistics
University of Cambridge, Cambridge, UK
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submitted: October 20, 2005 |
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Israeli - somewhat misleadingly a.k.a. "Modern Hebrew" - is a semi-engineered Semito-European hybrid langauge.
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Dr Ghil'ad Zuckermann, Israeli Linguistics
University of Cambridge, Cambridge, UK
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submitted: October 20, 2005 |
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I happen to think cocaine is a performance-enhancing drug for fetuses.
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Art LeFrancois, Criminal Procedure
OKC-U School of Law, OKC, OK
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submitted: October 19, 2005 |
Discussing the -80s rage on fetal cocaine syndrome as opposed to fetal alcohol syndrome.
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(After reading answer for a question from textbook) "Can I get an Amen? Praise the Lord."
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Carl Fornell, C-Squared
West Bloomfield High School, West Bloomfield, MI
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submitted: October 19, 2005 |
Always brought me to my knees, no pun intendid.
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Let me pass on to you the three most important things I have learned about people in my many years: PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!
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Thomas McKechnie, American Political Process 0200
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: October 17, 2005 |
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Do unto others first
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Dan Olson, Survey of american government
Grand Rapids Community College, Grand Rapids, Michigan
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submitted: October 17, 2005 |
My gov teacher changes alot of quotes to his liking.. i thought this one was actually funny.
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That's just the cream on the cake.
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Prof. Frank Lu, CPS
North Island College, Courtenay, BC
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submitted: October 17, 2005 |
Our professor has a thick Chinese accent and his figures of speech, known familially as Frankisms, are absolutely famous. One woman from my class had a different Frankism for every day of his classes -- she posted them as her MSN name.
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These units always mean something. Unless they don't.
Waaaait a minute...
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Kerrie Meyers, AP Physics B
Amphitheater HS, Tucson, AZ
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submitted: October 17, 2005 |
We gave her an odd look, and she realized what she had said.
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Student: Why doesn't the author [of the text] like examples?
Prof: He is from Stanford.
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Dr. Deng, 530, Real Analysis
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: October 14, 2005 |
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Does anyone know what I was going to write next?
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James Car, MA 230
Milwaukee School of Engineering, Milwaukee, WI
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submitted: October 14, 2005 |
After writing a long dervation and losing his place.
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So what you're saying is, of the elephants in my pajamas, I shot the one in the tuxedo.
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Norvin Richards, 24.900 Introduction to Linguistics
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: October 13, 2005 |
Discussing syntax and ambgguity
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