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Oh I highly recommend slathering yourself in fatty acids! Go on roll around in the stuff atleast once a day. (pause) What you don't shower?
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Chris Petrie, BSC 1010
Brevard Community College, Titusville, Fl
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submitted: September 21, 2004 |
He was teaching about macromolecules and telling us that soap is a fatty acid.
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"Again, this may be one of your favorite children...don't be afraid to get rid of half of it."
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Carl Nesbitt, Plant Design Lab
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 21, 2004 |
About 15 min after explaining that we don't like our own handiwork ("children") to be criticized.
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I promise to teach you one good curse word a week.
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Dr. Denner, Russian 201
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submitted: September 21, 2004 |
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How do pants end up on the side of the highway? Do you ever wonder?
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Dr. Denner, Russian 201
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: September 21, 2004 |
| Rating: 8.75 |
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Lab Partner: The moles are the mass divided by the molar mass, right?
Me: Right. What's the answer?
Dr. Price: 42!
Me: I doubt you'd take that for an answer, though.
Dr. Price: To Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Dr. Britt Price, General Chemistry 2
Grand Rapids Community College, Grand Rapids, MI
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submitted: September 21, 2004 |
And this week we talked about D&D...
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And he just cooked and ate and cooked and ate and cooked and ate and philosophized and died.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 20, 2004 |
Talking about the lifestyle of David Hume
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I'm seeing air, so cut me some slack.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 20, 2004 |
Apparently took too much cough medicine
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| Rating: 10 |
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This is the berry-centric view of the universe. Everything is just one big berry.
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 20, 2004 |
Using berries as a parallel to something...
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When I'm drunk I'm a libertarian
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 20, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"Any resemblance between this problem set and the first exam from the spring semester is purely coincidental."
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Glen Archer, EE3010
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 20, 2004 |
Stated in an email with the attached problem set, which clearly had "EXAM I SPRING 2004" crossed off, and "Practice set for Exam I" written in with marker.
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"Anyone been on a successful sports team? Not the DU football team."
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Dr. Cort, Religions of China and Japan
Denison U, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 17, 2004 |
Yes, our foot ball team is not that good.
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"Two things on that... One I totally forgot!"
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Dr. Cort, Religions of China and Japan
Denison U, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 17, 2004 |
He was trying to explain something to us.
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"Oh God, the thing that drives me up the wall... 'Human resources.'... I am not an object!"
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Dr. Cort, Religions of China and Japan
Denison U., Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 17, 2004 |
He's got a lot of quick comments
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I had 5 copies of my phd thesis. 2 on my computer in the lab, 2 at my house and 1 in my girlfriend's house. So in case my lab and house burn down in the same day I'll still have a copy.
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Prof. Hufnagel, Safty Lecture
Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD
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submitted: September 17, 2004 |
More or less what he said. He's the prof who actually told me about this site and how he wanted to get a quote on here. ^_^
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As the sun rotates, the magnetic lines of the sun get, and you'll love this, "kinky"...
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Dr. John Cowan, Astronomy 1504
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: September 17, 2004 |
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Notice I'm waving my hands a lot. That usually means we don't know what we're saying. You usually see a lot of this from used car salesman and politicians.
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Dr. John Cowan, Astronomy 1504
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: September 17, 2004 |
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"The whole point of this is to get from point A to point B. Say if someone were charging you, you would want to get out of the way. The kick is just there to mess them up and teach them a lesson."
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Michael Dominach, Tae Kwon Do
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: September 17, 2004 |
When describing the side jump and kick combonation for TKD.
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Reality is mental
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Kim van Gennip, Philosophy
Rijksuniversiteit, Groningen, Netherlands
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submitted: September 16, 2004 |
Describing Bradley's metaphysics
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Even ones that are perfect could still be improved.
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Dr. Scott Merry, CE 301 Engineering Communications
The University Of Arizona, Tucson, Arizona
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submitted: September 16, 2004 |
Talking about the resumes he was handing back
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(Getting off on a tangent about..something) "The best part of being Catholic is believing in the immaculate contraception."
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Mr. Battaglino, Biology 1
AIS, Vienna,
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submitted: September 15, 2004 |
| Rating: 9.5 |
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What can you do but be the befuddled candle in the cupcake of evil?
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Jessica Teaman, Philosophy 101
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: September 14, 2004 |
Another reference to the wedding cake tower of "fallacious badness"
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Prof: "Is that clear now?"
Student: "No ... and don't bother explaining it."
Prof: "Don't bother?"
Student: "You lost me three chapters ago."
Prof: "We haven't done three chapters yet ..."
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New, MATH 138
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: September 13, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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"I'm not sure how to answer your question, except by making jokes about it."
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Serafini, PSYCH 101
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: September 13, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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"After six pages of advance mathematics, your brain will explode, and you'll say, "A-ha! It's of course the square root of n."
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Troy Vasiga, CS 240
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: September 13, 2004 |
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"I don't know the difference between backslash and frontslash. I grew up in DOS and moved to Unix, then I was traumatized."
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Troy Vasiga, CS 240
Univeristy of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: September 12, 2004 |
| Rating: 7.75 |
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