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What could be more exciting than a rousing discussion about economics. I would rather talk economics than have sex.
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Merritt, Macroeconomics
Washington State Community College, Marietta, ohio
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submitted: May 20, 2003 |
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"Screw it...this movie is TOO DISTURBING to watch! Class canceled today...I'm sure you're all as traumatized as I am!"
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Chip Campbell, English 3
St. Mark's School, Southborough, MA
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submitted: May 17, 2003 |
We were watching the film version of Beloved by Toni Morrison. It is VERY disturbing!
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The confusion created by the confused is confusing.
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Dr Desai, Personnel Mangement
Tata Institute of Social Sciences, Mumbai, Maharashtra
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submitted: May 17, 2003 |
While delivering a lecture on psychology of communication
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"My disertation was 500 pages long. I made 5000 note cards with over 50 sources. I wrote the paper over 5 years."
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Dr. Caso, Eng 105
Elmhurst College, Elmhurst, IL
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submitted: May 16, 2003 |
And I was wondering why he talks so much in class about irrevalent stuff. He said "sub-sub-sub-sub section" while I was writing this down. Can anyone say Obsessive compulsive disorder?
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Do you know what a Bessel function is? No? WHO CARES!
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Prof. J. Willis, Mathematics for Physical Scientists (NST1A)
Cambridge University, Cambridge, UK
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submitted: May 15, 2003 |
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Student: The Morrigan was the Celtic goddess of war and death, as well as of fertility and sex.
Professor: (In a mock-Irish accent) Oh! I dated her once.
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Dr. Brian Corrigan, Irish & Celtic Mythology and Folklore
North Georgia College & State University, Dahlonega, Ga
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submitted: May 15, 2003 |
This class is unlike any other class, because students are actually encouraged to interrupt and generally just have a riotously fun time throughout all of the student presentations. Dr. C was just modeling for us.
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What? Can't get it up?
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Dr. R. Daryl Pedigo, Phys 121
University of Washington, Seattle, Washington
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submitted: May 15, 2003 |
Our physics prof was discussing torque and leverage and was using a student in an example, and there was two much leverage against him for him to rotate the bar up with his wrist.
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A symbol table is a... table... that holds symbols.
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Ernst, EECS 337
Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH
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submitted: May 15, 2003 |
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"You can kill a mouse with a thermonuclear weapon, but you probably wouldn't want to."
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Professor Vibbert, Intro to Public Relations
Butler University, Indianapolis, Indianapolis
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submitted: May 14, 2003 |
Comment made while making a metaphor on how to kill a mouse and how people solve problems too drastically.
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"Stupidity will endure like the cockroach through time."
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Professor Vibbert, Intro to Public Relations
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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submitted: May 14, 2003 |
Comment made while discussing how people solve problems.
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I feel like a sponge on society.
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Rich Schwartz, Algebraic Field Theory
University of Maryland, College Park, MD
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submitted: May 14, 2003 |
Re: being a prof.
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Are they going to succeed? No. They're all going to fail
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Dr. Snapp, AP Biology
Gunn High School, Palo Alto, California
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submitted: May 13, 2003 |
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If I cut off your feet, you won't survive.
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Dr. Snapp, AP Biology
Gunn High School, Palo Alto, California
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submitted: May 13, 2003 |
On specialization of parts in organisms like humans
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Only those that pass the test will survive
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Dr. Snapp, AP Biology
Gunn High School, Palo Alto, California
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submitted: May 13, 2003 |
This wasn't referring to the students, but still...
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'In my end is my beginning.'
Or is it 'In my beginning is my end?'
Well... whatever.
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Arthur Mattuck, Ordinary Differential Equations
MIT, Lexington, MA
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submitted: May 12, 2003 |
math teacher attempting to quote literature
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Mr. B: If were talking about the three biggest sectional issues during the war what would they be?
Matt: Did you say sexual issues
Mr. B: No If were were talking about the three biggest sectional- not sexual issues what would they be?
Matt: Erectile Dysfunction
Mr. B: if we were talking about your own sexual problems there would be a lot more than three. If you are going to say something that makes no sense at least make it funny.
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Mr. Chris ( not Christopher ) Benson, US History
The Academy of Allied Health and Sciences, Neptune, NJ
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submitted: May 12, 2003 |
Despite much patience exhibited on Mr. Benson's behalf this quote was spoken to a student who desparetely tried to crack funny jokes and at times failed miserably.
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"Do you know that Al Gore was born exactly 9 months after the Roswell incident?
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Prof. Pawlicki, CSC 172 Data Structures
University of Rochester, Rochester, New York
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submitted: May 12, 2003 |
Because this has *everything* to do with comptuer science. .
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(student finds a shoe under the desk, teacher uses pen to flick it across the room)
teacher: "eeeew now i have to wash my pen..."
student: "but didn't you say that you dissected dead bodies in college?"
teacher: "yeah, but that was FUN!"
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Ms Rivera,
AMD Middle school, ossining, NY
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submitted: May 12, 2003 |
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I really just think that slime is your friend.
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Gail Julian, Materia Medica
California School of Herbal Studies, Forestville, CA
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submitted: May 10, 2003 |
Referring (initially) to marshmallow root. I love this woman, she just cracks me up.
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I love this stuff, it's like making it up! But this stuff is true.
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Dorena Rode, Physiology
California School of Herbal Studies, Forestville, CA
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submitted: May 10, 2003 |
Referring to "two doors" on sodium channels in nerve cells. Her illustrations of the body looked uncannily like Gumby...
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One of the easiest ways to get friendly with your environment is to eat it.
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James Snow, Guest speaker on constitutional medicine
California School of Herbal Studies, Forestville, CA
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submitted: May 10, 2003 |
Talking about an endomorph's ability to take in their environment. Funny dude.
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If you're undervigilant, you're dinner.
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James Snow, Guest speaker on constitutional medicine
California School of Herbal Studies, Forestville, CA
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submitted: May 10, 2003 |
Something about people being too antsy or not antsy enough, speaking in terms of evolution
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The taste of bitters gets all the squirters in the body squirting.
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Gail Julian, CSHS camping trip/Materia Medica
California School of Herbal Studies, Forestville, CA
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submitted: May 10, 2003 |
Said during our introduction to a patch of mugwort.
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My wife laughs at me when I get home. When she see's all these marks on my hands *points to the ink on his fingers from the overhead* she knows it was a bad lecture.
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Pat Averbeck, Math 126 Calculus III
University of Washington, Seattle, Washington
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submitted: May 10, 2003 |
Someone had just noticed he had screwed up on a couple of calculations that messed everything up.
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teacher: all the charges reach the capacitor, but some are always late, like Gal.
And they come for no reason, they don't do anything, just like Gal.
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Alex Schwartzman, physics
Rabin, Tel mond, Israel
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submitted: May 9, 2003 |
Gal is a student in our class...
I don't think he was present at that time..
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