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It's inexcusable that there's not a great painting of the lipid bilayer on that wall.
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Prof. Presti, MCB 62
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
Pointing towards one wall of the lecture hall. The other wall has a giant periodic table.
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That's what allows us to say abso-fucking-lutely and not ab-fucking-solutely.
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Ann Banfield, English 179
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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You can say, "IDIOT!" but you can't say, "TEACHER!"... At least as an expletive.
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Ann Banfield, English 179
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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That, I know, will probably come up in the course of the course.
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Ann Banfield, English 179
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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I lost my glasses--so these are some random person's reading glasses.
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Ann Banfield, English 179
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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Chastity appeared and said to me, "how come you don't sign on to my program?"
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Anne Middleton, English 150
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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Is this a vision of the ghost of Christmas past or is it something that I ate for dinner and haven't quite digested?
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Anne Middleton, English 150
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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There may be an affordable A-Text someday...but we'll all be in our graves.
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Anne Middleton, English 150
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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But you will grow to respect him...as you do your great uncle
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Anne Middleton, English 150
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
Williamn Langland
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The tech guys are over there, as we speak, administering mouth-to-mouth to the university server.
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Anne Middleton, English 150
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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I'm hoping that at some point in your life you had bumped into 'Whan that Aprill' and not had to pick it up on the streets.
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Anne Middleton, English 150
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
The first line of the Canterbury Tales
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There's way enough in here to keep people off the streets at night
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Anne Middleton, English 150
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
Talking about the Canterbury Tales and Piers Plowman
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I don't know why I get such a kick about having balls thrown at me.
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Alex Filippenko, Astronomy 10
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
See the previous ones. :) These were great lectures.
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I'll play with my balls and demonstrate it.
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Alex Filippenko, Astronomy 10
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
More electron demonstrations.
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You can go home and demonstrate physical principles by playing with your balls.... Just be sure that you play with your own balls instead of someone else's.
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Alex Filippenko, Astronomy 10
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
He was using little rubber balls to illustrate electrons absorbing and emitting photons.
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I'm not emitting a photon right now.
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Alex Filippenko, Astronomy 10
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
As he's standing on a chair, representing an electron at a certain energy level.
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So the little particles start grooving around more and more...
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Alex Filippenko, Astronomy 10
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
Particles absorbing energy
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That won't be on the exam, but it's a fun fact to know and tell
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Alex Filippenko, Astronomy 10
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
The Pauli Exclusion Principle
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Only listen to what I meant to say, not to what I said.
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Alex Filippenko, Astronomy 10
University of Calfornia, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
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"So men fiddle this way with other's cocks..."
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Trattner, English
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA
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submitted: September 10, 2003 |
(On Cockfighting!) You should of seen us....
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100% of heroin users started on milk. So..marijauna is safer than milk
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Dr. Catchepool, Psychology 130
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submitted: September 9, 2003 |
talking about how statistics can lead you wrong..the whole 80% of heroin addicts tarted with pot thing
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Prof: so read the next 4 lines...Emily's strong, she can translate it.
Emily: Don't make me kill you Professor Hamilton!
Prof: Ok, fine. Liz, read up to the second comma.
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Hamilton, Herodotus (Greek)
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA
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submitted: September 8, 2003 |
Intimidation works!
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Student: "I thought this guy went into the house manor."
Prof: "No, it was the crapper! It just doesn't say that in the text."
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Beloit College, Beloit, WI
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submitted: September 8, 2003 |
Strindberg's drama "Miss Julie" was throwing us for a loop. Apparently, the phrase 'turkish pavillion' means outhouse in the Old Country.
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Anyone ever work as a bellman? Best job I ever had; 16 year old and I learned everything I needed to know.
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Simon Walker, Windows/MFC Programming
Northern Alberta Institute of Technology (NAI, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: September 8, 2003 |
This came just after mentioning the quiet bell boy knock, used when you want to walk in on people having sex.
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"The Phonecians thought it was a pile of...they thought it was a pile."
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Hamilton, Herodotus (Greek)
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA
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submitted: September 8, 2003 |
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